Can anyone recommend me any nightclub kino?

I don't know, but I'd like to see some more

Blade & blade 2

Go, but that's raves

Son of the Mask

youtube.com/watch?v=wjJ9tt8NUQ4

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Nowhere (1997)
Go (1999)

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Nowadays OP's pic is pretty modest as she isn't waering a see through top to show off her nipples.

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Plenty do here in Brazil
I've gone to clubs with a group of friends including both genders and plenty of times girls are nearly dressed like that. Just casually too, many don't even make out with any guys or anything. They just go the the club cause they were invited and they chill and talk with some friends who were also dragged there
I always imagined it must be real uncomfortable being a woman

>talking
>in clubs
>that have music so loud you cant hear yourself

They get off from the attention they get when dressing up like that, also competing with other women there. If it was real uncomfortable they wouldn't actually do it

what the fuck is this

attention is their drug, so they aren't uncomfortable...they are on a constant high.

I figure if people can somehow communicate to the staff to order drinks they can probably have vapid alcohol shrouded conversations as well.

Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down.

There's plenty of quiet areas in a club so you can talk user have you never been to one

Atlanta fanart?

human traffic
kevin and perry go large

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how is this real?

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I saw a man in the grocery store today and he was shorter than my fucking fiancé. He’s lucky I didn’t meet him in the parking lot or he’d be picking his face off the pavement.

fakedeep niggers don't actually read books, do they?

PAPER BOI, PAPER BOI, ALL ABOUT THAT PAPER BOI

lmao

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>who were also dragged there
um sure

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24 party people

is UGOJesse the most redpilled artist ?

Red pulled, yes. Artist, no.

Deep

ask me how i know your a manlet kek

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What would you do in this situation Yea Forums?

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Groove. Came out in 2000.
It’s all gone Pete Tong.

Is it still rape if you just fuck her armpit?

left option, she would either not know or care

It's not rape

Kek I remember that thread

Goddamn. Bitch’s titties bigga than her gotdamm head!

youtube.com/watch?v=E-scUf3Xp9w

Those are some titties youre god damn right

Fall asleep

He's a nigerian guy with minimal training who makes wholesome comics with sweet bants.

lol have sex you loser

>imma fuck this bitch

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Dilate

is he holding her giant boner?

manlets btfo

>Nigerian
Judging by these comics you'd think he'd be some South American

Ugojess fucking rules

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Does he manage to save the baby at least?

"Your erection should not determine your direction"

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He's a poet.

Well shit

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kek based

is he cucking himself?

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Sure thing bro

youtu.be/bknYdprA9ug

These are amazing, is the caption text original or added later?

>228x221)

>his expression
>the weird perspective making her arm seem gigantic

I'm dying

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at least cum on those titties and clean it up

does this work

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Does this guy have autism? It reminds me of Tails Gets Trolled and other autistic works of fiction.

>goyrillas
Oh fuck

youtu.be/H0l5fHDfIUk

>hot tub
>it's just a giant sink

These long winded captions remind me of Will Laren's work.

It’s dialogue not captions you stupid nigger.

beautiful

I noticed my fuck up but couldn't delete the post yet.

That niglet ready 2 die LMAO
RIP Biggie

the black community needs ugojesse

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BOND BURGERED

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WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

Is he going to kill himself with all that?

His work is so dense and layered, like an onion

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very poor choice of words, kiddo

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is this the guy that illustrates Wikihow articles

This look like mah nigga Cam.
I better call him tomorrow, I blown off two of his calls the past couple days.

He already dead bruh

damn, get shit on little boy

Are you asking of the captions are edits, they're not. UgoJesse posts these as they are, and some of them directly reference Nigerian pop culture.

jesus christ those chocolate coconuts
i’d be powerless

That expression

>"I will pay you to have sex with me"
Wow, so chad

>climb stool
>put noose around neck
>swallow pills
>cut forearm
>shoot self in mouth
>fall off stool

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Is the guy having a stroke?

WTF I love Jews now?!

WE

take that bruno mars!

Crazy stupid love

Ben “Zyklon B” Garrison on suicide watch. How can he compete?

I want to bury my face between those tits

Is this guy from the UK? Americans don't know what shagging means usually

>mom pops out of her wheelchair and starts slamming ass

Sick autistic burn

Man this shit is real
that's the only adjective I can come up with

>and some of them directly reference Nigerian pop culture.
I see what you mean
youtube.com/watch?v=MGpbpZAEZTI
youtube.com/watch?v=na2yUdrLY3c

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He's Nigerian. I guess they have some british slang leftover from colonialism.

>tfw all I actually live for is to make my parent's lives better
>no gf, no real friends outside family due to crippling anxiety
>still fail at that and can only afford to pay 700 in rent to help

I hate myself

Switch shoot with fall off stool

ugojesse's message is one of hope. you can still do better. and i'm certain they appreciate what you already do for them!

>girl from another tribe
ugo is nasty

>People with access to Internet still live in tribes
This world is so weird

What are your best night club experiences like, Yea Forums?

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I'm cryin fr

If you're choking you're going to instinctively struggle for life and be unable to put a gun in your mouth.

Don't worry. Traditionally, children have always taken care of their parents when these got too old to work, you're doing the good thing.
Just make sure that if you find a girl she understands that.

Oh sure, some nigger hires a prostitute and it's hip. I do it and I'm an incel misogynist.

the ones i dont remember

A girl passed-out outside and pooped herself and became famous in that town for the weekend.
I've only been to 3 night clubs tho.

Saturday Night Fever
Disco 9000

I grab titty then kick her out

checked and keked

Boobs aren't solid enough for that.

Call the cops
I don't want no thot sleeping in my bed

When I'm not in club

>every club is the same
have you?

imagine the smell haha

i dunno dude seems happy with the flowers n shit

Baby wants him to do it too

ouch

Nigeria is an interesting nation with its capital of Lagos. It's likely the most developed west African nation and there's a clear clash of modern big cities with ancient tribes and customs. Massive wealth disparity. The works of a poor third-world nation.
But still it is becoming increasingly urbanized.

It's the only sub-Saharan country I'd visit. Looks kinda nice if you're wealthy

Sex with passed out girls isn’t even enjoyable. (I have heard)

>brainless Yea Forums posters can't understand what this is saying

typical

I knew a girl once that wanted to be fucked when asleep so she'd wake up to it. Was thin ice now I think back.

Is this loss

HAHA

I don't get it.
anyone black can help?

You can tell these were made by /pol/ when they are actually funny.
Is the original creator mentally handicapped?

brilliant

HAHAHA

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I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE HAHA

Millennium Mambo (2001)

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you have to be 18 to post

cringe

same as above

based and hopepilled

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You dont owe them anything. Save up your money for yourself YOU IDIOT. We only have one chance on this earth and it's better spent looking after ourselves than for others who wont do shit for you in the end. But some bigger will say:
>but muh momma and muh daddy
So the fuck what, the only job your parents actually have is to take of you, that's their mission once they conceive a child. You owe them nothing. It's like helping a homeless person and then expecting them to pay you back. Get your head on straight. You even admitted that you're struggling because you're helping them out. QUIT IT

Girlfriend got fucked by idris elba and he gave me his autograph
She still smells like him

what did he mean by this

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YES

LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The kid wants to eat her mother's leftovers because she didn't get fed, but the mother won't let her?

>The kid wants to eat her mother's leftovers because she didn't get fed, but the mother won't let her?
Yes. Niggers gonna nig

This movie never fails to be mindbogglingly awful.

Post the female circumcision one

Bitch has two chicken legs, fries, an egg, and what looks like pizza and mac n cheese.

fucking kek

>not two donkey penis (with bone)
>albino fingers
>an empty taco inside the red wrapper
>a fried pigeon egg

fucking kek

LOLOLOLOLOOOL!!!!!!

what did he mean by this?

Kek, not Yea Forums though

First hes gonna take the pills, then slit his wrists, tie the noose around his neck, and then shoot himself

Based satanist

what did ugojesse mean by this?

I'd do the "good" option because I'm a pussy and I'd spend the rest of my life beating myself up for not going to town on them chocolate milkers

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>run all the black people off this board with the infinite N bombs
>we will never translate this
>this will forever be posted here because nobody ever will

Hell naw

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Damn homeboy is FIT

do we tell him guys?

>conservative black artist
>black men exclusively paired with black women and heavily against even marrying outside of your tribe

>conservative white artist
>ME LOVE ASIAN GIRLS THEY TRADITIONAL AND HAVE TIGHT PUSSI

this fucking thread has killed me jesus christ
its too many laffs

Maybe hes the creative type, hes gonna eat the bullets, load the pills in the gun, tie the knife to the rope then turn on the ceeling fan and die a bloody death.
He uses the gun on the kid (the pills are vitamins, because he needs to be strong to witness)

Just imagine a responding to a dramatic emergency with an unecessary long scientific accurate sentence.
God thats genius level autism.

>comparing people from a third world country to any Western country
I get your point and all, but you're a retard

Surprisingly redpilled.

>roastie mad white boys are getting RICED
They are ours now, cry harder whore.

What the fuck is that bitch going on about? This is written like a machine wrote it. A machine that’s only interaction has been limited to niggers

The white race has been programmed by the Jews to seek extinction.
The difference being third worlders haven't been that brainwashed by Kike propaganda

This is an edit, right?

He traces wikihow for some sources

Technology progressed too fast and on too large of a scale. I don't think our brains can really handle it.

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Based white people

Bros how do I become okay with my girlfriend going out to club with her 3-4 single friends wearing a short tight skirt and a bralette like pic related?

She says all the girls at the club dress way sluttier than her but I really can't see how much sluttier it can get? She texts me when she gets home so I'm not too worried but still, really gets me pissed off when she goes out like that.

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Get a new girlfriend.

jesus

My nigga took the time to show lampshade battle damage.

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thot status: patrolled

No

Based

heh

I don't want to, I love her

Should have gone with her and faked loving to club.

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Why would you love some generic basic bitch thot whose interests include clubbing like a slut with her thotty friends and nothing else.

what the fuck is going on here

>be like sey trailer jam me
>smell his yansh

The bix nood meme is true

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>Today he will smell his yansh
I don't know what kind of punishment that is but it doesn't sound good

>yeet the fucking baby
my sides

I'm usually working on Friday/Saturday nights which is when she goes. If I'm off I'll go with her but that's rare

She's really hot and really funny, and our personalities mesh in a way I haven't experienced in past relationships. She has more interests than just clubbing, la.

are you autistic? he only gave her money, not love. Fucking retard

cuck

If you only knew how bad things really are

That kid is going to be fucked up for life. No child should be forced to watch a man smell his yansh

leaving with a girl to have sex

>that yellow skin
is he cucking sneed?

He's chucking sneed.

Alright enjoy the crash when she's spitroasted by chad's cock every weekend.

>fufu no be salad cream

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Control your woman, you cuck.

The tribes are just races, they live in house commands and stuff.
It would be like France and Germany fighting, different tribes

Watched a midget in a full The Mask costume dance his balls off on the raised bar dance floor while pouring tequila down the throats of young thots while I GOT A FEELIN blasted at a deafening volume and 1000 balloons and confetti fell from the ceiling as 3 entire floors of shit faced people cheered looked on and cheered.

You're right

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She's probably fucking Chad as you shitpost here

kek

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Genuine kek

hot

holy fuck

>my scooby doo

BASED Nigerian mommies

Honk her tit once and then roll over and sleep.

>tfw no chocolate goddess with big bomblos to /ss/ me and touch my skubidoo

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GET AWAY FROM MY SKUBIDOO, THOT!

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Stealing a white girl that some pajeet was trying to hit on and get with all night.
He went home crying after he saw us making out within 10 minutes of talking.

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>Yea Forums is a shit boa-

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Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

>is your mouth now toilet?
Yes, junior. Yes it is.

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>I can help you check
Based

Some Arabs still larp as tribes

She isn't cheating on you but she is 100% getting hit on by chads twice your size and she's loving every minute of it. That's why she dolls herself up so much in the first place.
My first gf was like yours. I ended up dumping her because she wouldn't want me to join (her excuse being those nights were "for the girls").
If she doesn't quit this shit after explaining to her that it makes you uncomfortable, then I'd end it.

>If she doesn't quit this shit after explaining to her that it makes you uncomfortable, then I'd end it.
This. It clearly makes you feel bad, and as she's not even single there's no justifiable reason for her to be going to nightclubs (literally just places for single people to meet and hook up).

did Araki write this?

how this he create gold with every strip
>No matter how big any breast or yansh is, I'm going to focus on my goals
Inspiring.

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he’s truly a modern day philosophical genius

I know a girl who was raped by the man going into her while she was asleep. She was fucking traumatized by it. Real life isn't like your animes.

Based Nigerian /biz/

Maybe she shouldn't sleep with strangers lol

bump

afro american mulatto mutt comics

Damn this shit is based

>only one other person has said human traffic
This is not nice, bruvva

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She had been friends with the guy for six months. Still true that she should have been more careful, but the point is that it's not a good experience for women.

>bomblo
>my scooby doo

Patricianposting The comfiest early 2000's kino

Does ugojesse read /ss/?

ugo jesse bringing the bantz

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>Don't worry, I recently stole some niggas laptop

>Niggers are stu-

Based child murderer

This is exactly the kind of weird I come here for

10/10

sounds like "Uncle" needs to stop babysitting on weekends

>friends for 6 months
>lets him sleep in her house
Ho deserved it for confusing orbiters and pets

Bitter incel willing to rape women

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user on the left

For a club that’s perfectly normal. Just let her go out. The only girls I’ve seen cheat on their boyfriends on nights out are ugly girls desperate for any kind of attention

>I can help you check

Why am I getting educated and entertained by this

What is this even

where does this come from and why haven't we seen it before

>Nipple no be bitcoin

ah fuck we gotta post this on /biz/

KEK

Nigerians can be pretty Based. They have an entire popular web forum that is just astonishing to read.

Wh*toid spotted

Don't be so insecure. That's the whole issue. Trust that ladies like to dress up wild once and a while and that she's not doing it to fuck with you. Learn to step back from your judgements and identify why you feel the way you do. It will help you grow as a person, trust me.

Wait, this has been posted before. he's the dude that did this one?

An illustrated kinorama to brighten our day.

imagine being literally nigger, its parents job to take care of kid, its kids job to take care of parents when they get older
>DUDE JUST SPEND MONEY ON WEED AND VIDYA LIKE ME INSTEAD LMAO
kys

This

>Girls asks to take aunt's plate back to the kitchen so she can eat the leftovers
>aunt tells her she's not gonna give her shit because instead of just asking for food she tried to trick her
>aunt tells kid she must be bored and to play outside because she wants to fuck the guy
>kids says she's not going anywhere because instead of just asking her to leave so she can fuck she tried to trick her

had to read it 3 times

holy fucking based

Went to a fetish night club with my friend. Started grinding with some qt goth girls. Didn't think much of it at the time since i got wasted at the bar before.

based

I went to the club one. A girl grinded on me. But I don't remember much about her. All I remember is my cringy ass dancing, trying to move my arms and legs but not knowing how. I'm sure nobody else in that club remembers that night, but I do. I remember my cringy ass dancing, it just won't go away

Anyone spending a significant amount of their income on weed needs to take a good hard look at their life.

If you aren't completely disgusted and embarrassed by your actions on a night out the day after, it wasn't a good night out. That feeling makes you human, like how you feel disgusted with yourself after jerking off

With a Nigerian accent to boot

>unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.
depends where you live but it most likely be some kind of molestation/sexual assault but not rape

my fucking sides
nobody ever fucking thinks like this

>fufu no be salad cream

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actually based

>it must be real uncomfortable being a woman

Have they tried not dressing up like a cenobite if they are just "chilling"

Clubs don't let you in if you aren't dressed well enough

Who cares? I doubt being butchered is a good experience for cows and pigs.

This is educational and something I can apply in my own life.

Went there with a girl but it was fucking gay so I snuck out and went fishing with my brothers instead

That’s wholesome.

went to berghain with my gf and to our surprise we were able to get in two nights in a row
first time I saw a topless girl with huge fake tits as soon as I got in, second night we saw two fully naked girls and one was eating the other out under some stairs
however, what impressed me the most was the fucking soundsystem
those funktion doe

Fucking brutal!

I could have met somebody to truly love me, but I stood on my own, left on my own, went home, cried and wanted to die. I already waited to long and all my hope is gone.

MEN GO THEIR OWN WAY

You cracked the code!

Thanks you gave me an asthma attack with that

retard shes giving her heart covered in a ziplock bag

Legit makes me sad

why? it's a happy ending

Sounds like a good premise for a movie

so sticking my finger in my asshole then putting it into some girls mouth is rape? WTF

They'd just rape her in your bed then pin it on you.

She’s made out multiple times. I assure you

>fufu no be salad cream
What

He should give that doctor the spicy keychain

Was with a group for a con in LV. Went to a night club with a few of the chicks in the group and got in for free. They charmed themselves into a booth of some CEO and I tagged along for free drinks. Completely blacked out at the end of it. Almost choked to death on cheese. Bretty fun.

youtube.com/watch?v=tTcrJdZgyUk

Stark raving mad

Based Chad

Bail user. Tell her it makes you uncomfortable, for fucks sake what do you think she'll feel when the roles are reversed and you had a few night outs with your friends out on clubs. Prioritize your own self above all else

Fucking water

What's up with his ogre hands?

The legal system cares, the guy is in jail now.

>be me, kinda loner, 19 yr old virgin
>stacy cousin invites me to birthday party
>her dad and sister come pick me up, we start talking about nigtclubs
>say that its weird if girls who have boyfriends go clubbing / traveling without their bfs
>stacys sister says that its not
>go to apartment, meet cousins friends, we get drunk, go to nightclub.
>see stacys sister (who has a boyfriend), grinding up on some dude, im loling internally
>one of stacys friends invites me to dance, say sure, she grinds on me, i pull her hair, grab her ass (i was pretty drunk at this point)
>try to kiss her, she says she has a boyfriend who she loves very much
>mfw

so yeah autist tell her to knock it off

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Christian africans in general seem pretty cool. Especially if they stay in africa. I knew a kenyan girl who was actually good looking and dated white guys and the stories she told about kenya were pretty lol worthy.