My girlfriend told me she wants me to be “more like Cliff Booth”, how can I do that?

My girlfriend told me she wants me to be “more like Cliff Booth”, how can I do that?

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throw a can of dog food at her face

Nice

She wants you to kill her

Work out, break her arm, throw dog food at her, pick fights with chinks and fuck up your boss's wife's car with one of those chinks.

grow your hair out, be clean shaven, get fit, wear tight pants and boots.

i already do all of that. any other advice?

Stop giving a fuck

stop posting here would be a start

Take her on a boat trip and and show her your new harpoon gun.

>Cliff Booth
She wants you to become fiction, it's a breakup talk.

yep did that too. anything else?

this

Kill her

Dump her ass and fuck a hot bitch

>stop posting here would be a start
>yep did that too. anything else?

Not sure you know how this works.

>implying you have a gf

>implying a womyn knows the name of Pitt’s character after a single viewing

>My girlfriend told me
No she didn't. In fact there is no girlfriend.

Cliff is beyond fantasy
did you see the interior of his comfy trailer?
filled with comic books, action figures, records and old paperbacks
we all want to be cliff but an alpha with a trailer full of that shit does not exist

Tell her she needs to be more like Margot Robbie.
FPBP

This.

She wants you to harpoon her into the ocean and leave her to die.

Have sex.

obviously not since you made this thread

but Cliff wore moccasins. Rick wore boots.

this. and beat the fuck out of hippies

DUMP HER ASS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

she obviously doesnt respect you if she doesnt love who you are!

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i literally dont follow

Jesus, what's up with his hands?

She wants you to hang out with people who get swastikas on their foreheads.

Be a fantasized self-image of Quentin Tarantino.

Lol

Viens from low body fat.

be over 5'11"

Murder her and get away with it.

heroin

Be a pleb filter

Does posting with you guys count?

Disappear and ghost her, because he's a fictional character and doesn't exist.

Be gay with the guy you stunt double for, kill your wife and have the man you stunt double for defend you and get you jobs in the industry cause you did it to be with him. Then when the guy you stunt double for gets married and tells you your secret relationship has to come to an end cause he’s married now, kill a bunch of hippies who were trying to kill him and make him rethink just how loyal of a gay lover he’s giving up for some Italian bitch. Basically you’re gonna be carrying a lot of “loads” if you know what I mean.

Grow a big cock and wear jeans that show it off lol what are you stupid? What a faggot. I'm not gay.

Brad Pitt is 5’10” haha

Nein.

Shoot her with a harpoon.

but inside the movie world he's 6'2". Trust me, I've used my going-into-movies-machine to see.