What did he say?

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Sneed

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>I have semen on my fingers

>jews did 9/11

>yes that’s my finger in your cunt and no, no one will ever believe you.

"Are those bags of sand in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?"

"Bigfoot is an obese woman with gigantism and hypertrichosis. Think about it."

Checked

>sayonara

>Your ear smells

Pizza time

why did they changed his Rolex to an apple watch?

what the fuck

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"have sex"

he called her a roastie

"No-one will ever believe you"

you can actually figure out what he said if you listen closely

"Trust no one"

lel i didn't even notice, just took the first picture i found

>this is the part where you boogie

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unironically one of the comfiest movies of the 00s with prime johansson

I fucked a Japanese cutie every day while you were moping, you were nothing but my emotional tampon

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