It's a ja/ck/ episode

Has he had another stroke yet?

Someone in these threads mentioned he has a son. Does he force him to eat his cooking?

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This dude has to have actual mental disabilities

two weren't enough to kill king salmonella

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Imagine how much raw meat is floating around in his bbq sauce jars from just dipping directly into them

is...is that jelly?

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Ahaha oh god what the fuck is he doing

yeah, he choked him for smoking weed.

also how the fuck can someone ruin that

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The fucking cheese hasn't even melted

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Jack has mastered the arts that let him reduce every cooking time by half.

so im not the only one who does this

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OH GOD DON'T EAT THAT

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> quarter inch cut steak
>still manages to make it rare

salmon that size is stupidly expensive anywhere

If you want it so bad but bad at cooking just get frozen cuts until you get good

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it _looks_ absolutely putrid...

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Why do so many of the fruit/vegetable ingredients come out of a cans or jars?

Does... what? Exactly?

funny how his channel gets more and more subs yet he can barely get 5k views a video

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Jack is too busy perfecting his cooking process to bother getting fresh produce.

That's like a $20 fillet user where the fuck do you live, Africa?

The goddamn pan was barely hot enough to melt the butter. The surface of that steak is just fucking grey, there isn't even a hint of browning, let alone crust.

He also tests kitchen gadgets

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The fucking sticker still on.

other then too much butter in the pan this is the most normal ja/ck/ video I've seen.
I might be missing something tho because I don't eat fish.

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What the fuck is that oily black shit even supposed to be?

What gets me the most about these is this fucker never takes off his ring most of the time.

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Worchestershire

I feel like retching watching this

That fucking fat tongue coming out first

Do you think his channel is just some big elaborate joke or he is actually like this?

>he didn't even take off the sticker

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>two strokes and one functioning arm later and he's still at it
His constitution is truly amazing. He could probably eat uranium and come off fine.

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holy shit lmao

yes we know he's not human either

what's that supposed to be?

such a great filename

OIL

NICE AND COLD

I'll end on my favorite, Jack's famous party cheese salad.

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You're shitting me.

I fucked up a chicken this way a lot of times and I just don't eat around the bones but still got a bit of blood. Am I gonna die soon tv?

batter

this fat tacky golden ring (ofc Jack being Jack, the ring is tacky AF) has to be covered by a thin layer of germs & bacterias, a whole ecosystem

you are in a good place if you can think you can fuck up a £16 fillet for a laugh

K I N O
I
N
O

Essential Jackcore

just keep cooking it for less and less time and soon you'll be immune to the salmonella like Jack.

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Just a reminder: the jack spamming retard is one guy who only posts jack on other boards when he gets banned from /ck/ for spamming jack.

I can't imagine anyone eating all that shit for a gag.

just a reminder: no one cares because ja/ck/ is entertaining on any board

and?
jack posting is kino

Thanks user. Now I feel like having a salad.

Get a job faggot I'm working my first year of an entry level job $20 isn't shit I'm going to spend twice that on drinks tonight at least

I'm not OP and I enjoy contributing to ja/ck/ posting everywhere.

I don't care. I just wish he would post new Jack material. I've seen them all.

I am not from the us

but steak for a dollar is a good deal

Its probably an off cut and if you trip it you could make other meals

Ja/ck/ posting is kino, fuck off tranny.

Having multiple strokes is some serious dedication to a joke.

only tastelets don't like medium rare chicken

Kay is a close runner up for kino cooking, her entire youtube channel is gold. Here is her bacon and egg sandwich.

youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY

some of us are happily married, you little punk

rare pepe

nice try but I have my own jack folder

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Good god, it's like something straight out of a horror film

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For some reason i can feel my breath getting heavy when i watch her.

This is actually outrageous

youtube.com/watch?v=or8-beDwJYU
Kay unironically taught me how to bake a cake by showing me what not to do.
I had no idea you could just add water to powdered sugar and get icing. We don't call it "frosting sugar" over here and I never heard that term other then her.

This is gold

so you don't take it off to work?
have fun losing your finger retard

you into thicc girls?

lol you don't have a family in your 20s

youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk
She also makes a mean meatball.

he has to be a troll.

I don't know man that ginger's have souls kid still hasn't broken character years afterward, but yeah it's probably more likely that he is just a retard.

yeah I'm not a nigger

Christ alive

I swear Jack is like watching a toddler, who has never used utensils before, trying to use the kitchen. It's kinda cute in the same way watching monkeys at the zoo is

you are not anything

just floating becuase you can't differentiate between reality and tv

theres nothing about you

loled with that filename

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Hey, remember the time Jack talked about choking out his son?

youtu.be/UUvYcUbxzYI

>comments disabled for this video
>on every video
yep, it's a troll

>cook worse than britbongs
>he has even an italian surname

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>that episode where he puts his phone on a raw chicken, and eggs his entire bbq on his weird tinfoil contraption

IIRC he said a while back in a video "it's just metal/a ring", since people kept emailing him about it

That salmon looks good

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how is he still alive?

a lot of his older vids you can comment on, he just disabled entirely cus he couldn't handle people in the comment section

youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

>We don't call it "frosting sugar"

neither do bongs, we call it icing sugar, kay is just a retard

he can't handle this shitty food apparently, since he's had two strokes?

2 strokes yep

I forgot to post this one, thought it had already been posted

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yikes

What the fuck is this

Don't forget getting salmonella poisoning four times.

I need an answer to the ja/ck/ question

I hope somebody archived his vids cause he took down his channel

still up

lol'd

>drops the steak in
>not even away from him to prevent potentially hot oil splashing him
>consumes a meat glue steak probably laced with the most diarrhea-inducing bacteria
>consumes it rare

wait really? I remember it being taken down. What changed?

dont think it's ever been down.

Well he has had like 2 strokes now and can't move one of his arms

You came from an alternative universe.

You've been Mandela'd, my dude. See you on /x/ in a bit

NIGHT NIGHT ZIGGEH

youtube.com/watch?v=1TXwttH76so

honestly the greatest thing hes ever done. the way it seems to flow while remaining rock hard is literally magical.

that's a southern thing.

it tastes pretty good btw.

Literally vomit

This is how I'm convinced it's trolling. He still has the fucking GODDAMN STICKER ON

>4 hours
what the fuck is this

Great filename my fellow scientist

Why so much grease and butter? Salmon doesn't need more fat...

i guarentee this guy has had some parasites inside his body

uh this is actually Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

cookingwithjack.com/online-store/1-Gallon-Jug-p14361349
> not buying a gallon of bbq sauce from Jack's website
How else is he going to support his son's pot habits?

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Needs a pink eye desu

Who's up for some juicy tacos?

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I hate the way he unfurls his fat arms and pulls that stupid face as he takes the first bite and starts chewing. It's as if he's mocking us and asking us what the problem is despite ingesting such revolting garbage.

come on, cut the potato in half and then put the flat side down...he is trolling

>the way it seems to flow while remaining rock hard is literally magical.
He put too much corn starch in, causing it to turn into a dilatant material. Essentially, the more you try to move it around, the thicker it gets. It thins out if you let it settle.

NOOOOO FUCK NO

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>He should've finished him off, but as we all know from his cooking, he always stops when it's half-done.
holy fuck

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It's an off-topic thread made by a fucking Yea Forumseddit tourist
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Perfect.

you really REALLY feel the thickness

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she's gonna put that in the oven you fucker won't post the result?

He uses an IR meat thermometer

Really bad for your joint to hold your index finger on top of the blade like that.

God post more please.

lol cry more, faggot

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stroke

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The stroke came much later

>dude you can afford a $20 salmon fillet in your 20s your nothing!
lad

He's not fucking trolling.

>the way she eats that canned wiener
Hot

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Looks ok.

to anyone who thinks he's trolling, you get a really good idea of who Jack is by watching his appearance on West Texas Investors Club. hint: he's a delusional narcissist. at least that explains why he thinks it's OK to show other people his "cooking" on YouTube.

You see Jack is probably Nergal Chaos God of Disease.

kill yourself /ck/ mod, you are the most pathetic mod on this site
you fat useless flyover boomer fuck

Sounds based to me, fuck off.

>Into Cold oil

Always fuckin gets me

why does he keep calling hot dogs "sausage"? is this a retard "norf" thing?

That's how my mom cooks everything too and everyone says I'm picky when I don't want to eat +1000 calories of grease with my chicken

no he's just a retarded boomer

no he's a boomer who got his feelings hurt by the comments even though he calls other people snowflakes lol

yup, it's gonna be yikers from me mateys.

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unironically based and redpilled comment

he's like 6 hours too early

What kind of fag was looking for a way to turn a fucking egg into a cock shaped food

he's just literally that dumb, friend

anyone got the "the house that ja/ck/" built image?

Literally just threw up in my own ass.

Hot dogs are sausages you dumb American

Mmm, sehr lecker!

Not really, hot dogs and sausages are different things.

I've never seen the result posted, ever. I don't think it exists
I've scoured the internet for it and found nothing but a few other unrelated clips from the same show

>The hot dog[2][3] (also spelled hotdog) or dog is a grilled or steamed link-sausage sandwich where the sausage is served in the slit of a partially sliced bun.[4] It can also refer to the sausage itself. The sausage used is the wiener (Vienna sausage) or frankfurter (also frank).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_dog

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Well, I can never eat again and my dick is now an innie. Thanks, Yea Forums.

Because laziness and he actually has no knives or the ability to chop fresh produce with out sacrificing a finger or four.

>seasons it in the pan

I'd have slapped him in the face had I the reach or the inclination to get grease all over my palm.

I like how his solution is just to switch to new, successively bigger knives instead of just sharpening the one he's using.

Oobleck is a lot of fun.

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ITS FUCKING RAW!

I had a similar problem, when I was a kid everyone called me a "picky eater" because I didn't want to eat boiled vegetables with no seasoning. Once I got older I realized they just don't have a fucking clue how to cook. I'm still very bitter about it.

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>bone apple teet

oh my dog

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

breh

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the top isn't even cooked

Dump everything left in your pantry into a pot and call it stew, rather than just go shopping.

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PAN
NICE AND COLD

i love this one
>the max fill line on the blender cup
>the cold oil
>the nearly overflowing pan
>the abject failure reveal of the turned dog

How is Jack alive?
Probability dictates a heart attack or several cases of salmonella should have done him in by now.

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...WHY HAS NOBODY STOPPED THIS FUCKING PSYCHO?

/CK/ FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.

oh my fuck

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>Kay
>American
third world education everyone

Hell fucking naw

the actual video was already posted you retard
JUST LISTEN TO THAT CRISP AMERICAN ACCENT EVERYONE

Funfact, the government recognizes that ring as a sentient life form, and it has the honorary right to vote in local elections.

What's the problem? It's just a rare pancake.

Most likely, in between choke slamming him and putting him in head locks..

It's funny to watch his incompetence and laziness.

WHY the FUCK does he stick his tongue out when he takes a bite?!

>boiling a crushed egg in a pan

im only a few post into this thread and i regret already jesus fucking christ

It is in fact a retarded American thing to refer to sausages as hot dogs.

you can eat raw beef and not die

Breh I'm no Master chef by any means but OH MY FUCKING GOD this madman is going to synthesize a killer airborne salmonella strain with his cooking or create the fucking T virus or some shit. He needs to be stopped.

He's gonna stop himself man, the guy has had 2 strokes already.

Big guy's bite

Honestly the most upsetting thing in this thread for me somehow.

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sausages are entrails in an animal casing
hot dogs are congealed leftover meat
not that I expect someone with a British palette to understand the difference

This blade will NOT keel.

God damn it Americans get your cooking together.

What kind of closet fag wont eat food because it is tube shaped?

He's such a troll

>sausages are entrails in an animal casing
>hot dogs are congealed leftover meat
Neither of these things is true.
>not that I expect someone with a British palette to understand the difference
a) I'm not British
b) this is a question concerning definitions, not flavour
c) the word you're looking for is palate.

jack here

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How can the FDA allow this to continue
They should have issued an arrest warrant for Jack years ago Jesus Christ almighty

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how can you fuck up EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of this? down to covering the dog in corn starch so the batter doesn't stick. you couldn't have written this to be more wrong

SOMEONE POST THE BRAZILLIAN PIZZA WEBM

youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

You all are like little children.

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that reminds me of a time i went to fry's electronics while high out of my mind on mushrooms

That is a video from a probably legitimately retarded English woman and she's definitely not a troll.

He's made mortar

The webm's specifically say the dishes are American, don't try and pin this on based bongs.

>first ingredient: entire can of sweetened condensed milk
Serious concern
>second ingredient: a cup of sugar
NOPE
FOR FUCK'S SAKE THE CONDENSED MILK IS ALREADY OVER HALF SUGAR BY WEIGHT
AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SALAD DRESSING?!

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>The cold oil
Every fucking time I know it's coming and I still crack a smile

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what the fuck

Jack has the daily calorific intake of an olympic athlete

you can hear the heavy breathing

youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

No you are the little child, behold the true hero of internet cooking.

I like how these threads were banned from /ck/ so now they’re here.

And the caloric expenditure of a comatose patient.

Well the FDA can't tell you what to do in your own home, you can eat raw meat all you want. Maybe it's in the public interest to take him down since he is encouraging others to eat this shit

Please, don't make fun of the mentally retarded.

Fuck that he's a genuine public health hazard. I'm pretty sure jacks """""cooking""""" can give someone salmonella via the internet.

Sorry, I didn't know one was here. Maybe you'll feel better after dilating.

>Sorry, I didn't know one was here
You should buy a mirror.

oh fuck off that's in every other jack thread
jack is kino because he often attempts normal dishes and fails immensely at basic things like cook temperatures and cookware sizes and stirring devices and identifying cooked food

that lady is just a disgusting gastropod. jack is an artist at kitchen idiocy

You should too, then you can become part of the 40% who realize they'll never pass.

this one made me feel extremely fucking nauseous

>gastropod
New word for me. I like it.

an oldie but a goodie
who the fuck hasn't seen this tho?

jack is more of a gastro terrorist

I was almost convinced that this guy wasn't a troll, until I saw this. So fucking fake and lame. Still kind of funny though.

Has anybody posted this gem yet?
youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0
>competes in his local church chili cook-off using year old freezer-burnt brisket
>gets asshurt when he loses and accuses others of cheating

This. Jack is better than other bad cooking channels because he genuinely cannot cook to a degree that even children can understand. He can't even fucking cook an egg for Christ sake

Jack is an artist, even if he doesn't realize it.

Imagine being the poor judge that has to eat jacks cooking. That's more than enough to shake the faith of any believer.

This guy is not fucking trolling, just watch his videos

before a tranny janny comes along let it be known that these are my favorite threads on Yea Forums

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN UNDERCOOK CHICKEN THIGHS IN THE FIRST PLACE

THEY AREN'T CHICKEN BREASTS, THEY HAVE TONS OF COLLAGEN, THEY ACTUALLY GET TENDER AND JUICY IF THEY'RE COOKED FOR A LONG TIME IT'S DARK MEAT JACK FUCCK

lmao @ his confidence before entering. this man is delusional

why the fuck am i laughing at when he almost failed to turn the salmon? it wasn't even a big mistake but i guess that looking at him fucking up literally everything even if it's just a harmless little

FUCK

>12:05
>Oh jesus christ I can't do this...

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>post modern pancakes
jack is just an intellectual

What a fat fucking retard, feeding people his putrid shit.

>church chili
church of who/what? God doesn't want this shit

>cooking a steak as a young teen
>in a rush to get back to vidya, likely WoW or some shit
>too much oil in the pan
>steak still cold because I didn't let it warm up to room temp
>drop that big fucker in and get a nice facial of searing hot oil
Damn near blinded me. I'm amazed my face wasn't scarred from it at all. The looks people gave me while it was healing was as if they were looking at a freak. I learned my lesson at least.

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Has anyone got the jar sealing one? Its unlisted

Church of Ja/ck/, he made it for us.

>that godawful soundbite intro

My stomach hurts, it really fucking hurts. How can an american make such disgusting food, don't you have self control?
This hurts so fucking much.

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rockin the cross outside the shirt
imagine being a master of cooking, godliness, and subtlety all at once

The memesphere strikes again.

I just got food poisoning from watching all the webms ITT

sounds like a man id give my firstborn daughter to, i dont see the problem

This woman obviously has an eating disorder and is in desperate need of institutionalization.

Convinced Jack is a Nurgle worshiper

At least he cooked the meat in this one

>IPA beer
>la gweentahs

>trying to contract a salmonella infection as a joke
i don't think so

what's going on in this thread

ja/ck/

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>no seasoning
do he do it all off-screen?