Was he a villain?
Was he a villain?
Chaotic neutral
I SAID ROBERT THERE’S THAT DIVOT THAT’S NOT FUSED RIGHT YOU KEEP HITTING ME THERE FULL FORCE YOU’RE GONNA KILL ME
he's an agent of chaos
a sith lord
>ywn pull out that cocain fiend rockstar aesthetic
Unironically looks better than 99% of /fa/
How is a guy who does nothing but larp using toy lightsabers with his literally autistic friends so effortlessly cool
Mike is an inspiration to us all
>Be me
>Years back, take a trip to the middle of Arizona
>Random dude jumps out at me. Draws a blade.
>Challenges my honour.
>Thismakesthingsmoreinteresting.pdf
>Laugh and draw my 5ft long dai katana (replica)
>Guy doesn't know who he's dealing with
>Some stuff happens, I don't remember, but it doesn't end well for him
>Don't know if he's still alive
>Since that day, keep having the same dream
>Some guy laughing
>Dark flames
>An evil name I can't pronounce because I don't have the equiptment
>The guy in my dream tells me that if I die, the world will end
>It's my Destiny to keep this evil demon sealed away in my body
>I need to hone my skills as a warrior to keep this eldritch horror from being released on this world
>fuck all that shit and spend my days beating the shit out my fat friend with a lightsaber
>at least I get to hang out with Mike
My fight or flight instincts were flared up during the whole interview. He's the most dangerous kind of autistic crazy person there is: self-righteous, cocky and openly violent.
If I was Fatty's mom I'd go for a restraining order ASAP.
Also, Robert, I'm pretty sure you post this every once in a while.
If you're reading this, go get some help. You should've grown out of this phase a decade ago.
sure you post here*
>An evil name I can't pronounce because I don't have the equiptment
Lul
>At least I get to hang out with Mike
if we could all be so lucky
Jay Bauman is looking kinda rough
>one last duel
>mike makes a giant bonfire that surrounds fatty and Robert
>literally devolves into Star Wars episode 3 final duel
>the laughing Robert heard in his dream is mikes
>Robert gets 3rd degree burns and is now unhinged molzetov coktailing everything in sight
He has to be smoking weed
This was the funniest part of the entire video for me
>mazel tov cocktail
kek
kek'd
best line from the whole video
he (((knows)))