Our main story tonight concerns...
Our main story tonight concerns
Lincoln Robinson
Lincoln Green
KLORAG DDOMPF
Tyler Allen
>my accent is my personality
Levi Brooks
ORANGE
Lucas Stewart
THE YEAR
I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE
Ethan White
MAN
Nathaniel Ortiz
Republicans are like if you had an old uncle who drank a lot of beer and I'm not talking about IPAs. It's current year. I mean, come on.
Ethan Stewart
NIGGERS
Ian Sanchez
I CANT BELIEVE ITS THE YEAR 2019 AND THERE ARE STILL SCIENCE DENIERS WHO DONT UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF RACE MIXING
Aiden Rodriguez
obsessed and rent free
Xavier Perez
>a nobody in the uk
>suddenly becomes late night host in the usa despite being a nobody there
>has a weird accent thats almost upperclass but upperclass people sometimes have the accent of the region they are in, he doesn't put on a neutral accent as bad as some middle class
something irks me about him, there is something completely off
Andrew Nelson
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE,
IF YOU GO TO WORK
AND YOUR COWORKER JANICE ASKS YOU IF YOUR WATEH BOTTLE IS FILLED WITH WINE
I MEAN, COME ON JANICE, IT'S 9:15!
THAT IS WHAT THE REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO DO WITH THIS BILL.
SO WE'VE SET UP A WEBSITE
Easton Bennett
GRONALD GROMPHUS
Bentley Ramirez
Well he did act on Community for the entire run. About his look he acts like Stephen Colbert. Colbert polished look in expensive suits us phoney. That's what bothers you.
Hunter Torres
...DRESSING CHILDREN AS WOMAN FOR THE MAD DOPAMINE HIT.
Charles Rogers
cares about America, Yea Forums shits on him
why dont Americans want to save America?
Jackson Hill
I'd believe you if you told me he writes all his own jokes, but the sad thing is it probably takes a whole team brainstorming 40 hours a week to come up with this shit.
Kayden Rivera
JANNIES ARE LIKE...
Oliver Murphy
AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE! I mean COME ON!!!
Jonathan Long
>TRUMP'S INSIDIOUS POLICY REVOLVES AROUND IMPRISONING MIGRANT CHILDREN TO REDUCE CRIME, WHICH IS LIKE GOING TO A LAUNDROMAT, WHIPPING YOUR DICK OUT AND WAVING IT AROUND WHILST SINGING WONDERWALL. IT DOESN"T FUCKING WORK LIKE THAT!
Connor King
>>suddenly becomes late night host in the usa despite being a nobody there
Welcome to literally everyone who worked for Jon Stewart. I'm not even kidding, if you were a "___corespondent" on Daily Show during his run, you WILL get a politically focused comedy show, eventually. Doesn't matter if it takes a year or ten, eventually your number will come up and welcome to the club. It is T-Total nepotism and you really shouldn't be surprised.
Chase Sanders
Israel. A country you think so little about, that you didn't notice that actually is New Zeeland. This is Israel. Just kidding, it's Palestine. This is Israel. But hold on, we just added some land to the picture showing Palestine. That's right, it belongs to Israel now. Got a problem with it? So does Palestine.
Jayden Ramirez
Awful lot of anons here making jokes about the show as if they watch it...
Asher Cooper
This. Rightys are so easily triggered.
Daniel Collins
i like his show :)
i wish he was more regular but i guess that's what you get when you focus on quality
Luke Hughes
He was there for like the first two seasons and then he was back for the 5th.
When they reintroduced his character for season 5 and others asked where he'd been, he just said his mom was sick and he had to put in his time.
It was pretty kino.