Why is it so shit?

It also has the best slags.

Are we (the Netherlands) the only meme non-anglo country that actually broadcast this shit as well? This country has a huge hard-on for everything by the BBC. Dad's Army and Allo Allo and many more are still staples here as well

Watching it right now
Reckon Martin would have left Stacey by now irl

because they killed her off

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Classic corrie is better stop wanking too Gemma

stacey is like Gemma , the soap writers sweetheart
she wont Eva Leave

dropped a jewelry box on head an deaded
just imagine bobby shagging that tite af wet vagene

i'm a beth kinda person to be honest

BUBBLY IN THE FRIDGE

do these Brit soap operas have any cute lgs?
British lg production is shockingly low in general

Corrie 4 life

Honestly I stopped watching after this episode
youtube.com/watch?v=tmTbMqIBbdA

don't mind the chav slags sometimes.

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>Liz: STHEEEEEVE

what?

Kirk go pack sum knickers lad

The best thing is for mod Corrie they getting rid of all the shit , except gemma an her ilk an chesney , an avril bread

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I used to love wanking over Nieghbours when kylie and jane an bouncer were in it

most of my lgfs are slavs and I wanna know if there are any cute British cuns

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Those are some very wide hips.

I wuz raped an that , not a drunk slag

I always thought she was cute in a plain sort of way

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>Dem hips

Fucking hell.

Dean was based

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Met Bev Callard in the 90s in madchester for a few drinks top laff , inb4 all her face ops

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I remember them sticking dopey ass looking Chesney with this total stunner that looked way too good for him

flippin' 'eck

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she was a poster gurl for the ana recksie crowd , imagine how tite she is

Just imagine sliding your cock between those juicy northern tiddies.

It was good back in the Phil & Grant era.

Is he the most badgered man in TV history?

>chav

for me, it was maddy hill.

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MODS

GTFO Cringe

I caught some Corrie for the first time in years, and good lord does Amy have a deep voice now, last time I saw her she was a little kid.

i used to do karaoke in a pub in salford and simon gregson always used to be there singing my way

>UAE
She was probably there so a prince could shit on her chest.

I always thought she was cuter than Rosie even though Rosie was "The hot one". I like her ":3" mouth.

*brawls*

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Say tht again fgt and ill get phil mitchell to headbutt ya

IRL she is a very Grasping Greedy cunt , like insta thots , Gets good wagies but still Demands top Doller for apperances at charridee dos

why exactly are you mad

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Good man

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goth rosie was the best rosie

>Liz on one side
>Traceyluv on the other

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Her who got run over , like he selling dog chews would pull anything irl

Best villian was that cunt cotton he was internet tough guy personified

In Classic Corrie he milking the young Victoria who inherited £200k , they ruined him an tracee luv

>watch classic corrie
>want to shag a young sally webster

Tina was the same, way too hot to be on this moldy Manchester street full of old fucks

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EastEnders peaked when the house blew up

*dismantles you with ruthless efficiency*

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Who's that one soap slag that you know is plain but you have a thing for anyway?

yes.

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Nice tits.

that rack was great

youtube.com/watch?v=WDjoAzKYYNo

Amy

Imagine having t. mother no wonder .
This was a city centre boozer I had night with Bev, she was having irl having bad BF stuff , she invited me back to her home , but we were both far far drunk .
Seek Help , not cool
this an her teach kidnap
Real believable Bad bloke
Young sally is such a qt its a shame they have ruined her with that twat tim

Remember that time when Rachel Shenton from Hollyoaks won an Academy Award?

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Corrie people spend literally all their income at the Rovers. Prove me wrong.

I forgot she was on TV soaps for ages

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Angie Freeman Curlies lodger , I used to date that type

one of these soaps needs a flat roofed pub

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>Seek Help
I did but you guys aren't really helpful

her best role was on waterloo road

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based

Hollyoaks all I can remember is Tony an some ponce getting bummed over a ford escort

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the mod corrie it would be shut an demolished for a reatial park

Viz is so good

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Because it was on every day growing up I can only watch Corrie, out of the soaps. The other ones are like a foreign language to me.

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I'm convinced that they make the stories and characters as shit as possible to make viewers feel better about their own lives.

It's because they can't show minorities being bad people.

thats holyoaks an tonys place

it's a national treasure

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>just imagine bobby shagging that tite af wet vagene
bobby is way too timid for that.
there's no way he could resist getting handsy though

>she was a poster gurl for the ana recksie crowd
wish it was a bigger movement, just look at pic related and tell me that isn't the best body type

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Nonsense, they also buy butties at Roy's

angloids

Is that darkie tyrones bully wife ?

Lovely thread, I say lovely thread.

If honest I like the curves dated plenty anas an all were psycho bitches

Regarding Her death love how Jane assumed she was dead roll her up take her to t.common to die !

The funniest death in UK soap history. What is it?

I like this tits thread also featuring soaps occasionally.

*carries your show*

barry's

youtube.com/watch?v=fLISr6Py8g4

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watched this as a wee boy and scared the shit out of me.
fucking scousers
youtube.com/watch?v=P1WZuh77M80

Ethel Skinner.

That time Gail's husband tried to fake his own death then accidentally actually killed himself.

From?

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youtube.com/watch?v=cHjfdeVvJP0

mfw. most posters here

rolls down hill and dies

Loved Phelan an Les dennis
Now Ilene back with people smuggler boss Jan women eh .

Loved Brookie

Ashley literally holding up a fucking roof like Superman.

poor Barry

AHA ALAN PARTRIDGE

What an obvious nonce

Thats a man who is one step away from committing murder

*yells*

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i didn't watch it too much but the incest storyline is always one which sticks in my mind. especially when the younger brother caught them shagging and was run over after running out of the house in shock

I'm so sorry.

How did that charisma cluless twat get mad maya

janine was great

watched it in my 20s inb4 going up town on a sat

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXbxPzusS_c

The tram rearing up and roaring like a T-Rex never fails to make me laugh.

Is this what happens when a beta marries someone who "wants to settle down"? Betas never seem to win.

>you havin a wank?

God, I'm crying. WTF was that at the 45 second mark?!

American here, never watched this but seen it posted a few times. If I wanted to watch it should I start from the beginning?

wonder what it would be like if the deirdre getting banged up storyline happened during the internet age?
i remember twats putting free deirdre signs up in their front windows

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the CG is dire but the practical effects are actually pretty good, they really trashed those sets

Looks like fucking stop motion

Only watch British soaps if you hate life and want to become depressed enough to kill yourself.

If you wanted to spend the next 8 years catching up. These soaps air multiple times a week and have been going for decades. Coronation Street has almost 10,000 episodes, been going since 1960.

>that shot to her jogging away from the tram with no sign of vibration

TOTAL SLAG

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Corrie and EE an Emmerdale all top shows from the beginning then the shit actors came in the mid 90s , its Dog shit now

"what you watching mate... oh, eastenders again"

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I feel like if you didn't have a UK soap surrounding you when you were growing up, you can't get into it now. I would never say these shows are "good". You'd watch them because you always watched them.

Molly belting away with a prop baby is amazing.

young ben was a bitch boy

best thing was the fake news report of it afterwards
youtube.com/watch?v=nKquzZArrvc

>mfw i get the met every day

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dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4084648/EastEnders-fan-48-spends-5-000-inheritance-turning-home-shrine-Ben-Mitchell.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=-bOeOEapJ3I

Modern soaps is like being made to eat stale dog shit

this was when Corrie got ruined when the batterbys came in emmerdale was the dingles , in EE it was those drowned slut thots

This Cunt is why soaps are shit , they just play themselves

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Post THAT fucker.
You know that character.

yer not my muvver

snatches ben bums him

does he not have carers ?

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anyone want to go for a pint - south manchester

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is liz mcdonald the only person who is allowed to smoke on tele these days?

No but fancy a bum?

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How do you go from this...?

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boatyard

he was based af .. ruined show but funny

Why is the theme song so good?

that hard sarf ganglad ..giggles

best soapfu coming through, devastated when they killed her off

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To this.

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she really was great

the worst

I could have sworn he got fired for some kind of sex scandal but it was for leaking story lines.

A saw him on some shitty channel 5 documentary a couple of years ago and he was on the dole lol

I think he was in trouble for public intoxication a few times

youtube.com/watch?v=IdVXpj006TI

last time i saw him was on an episode of coach trip

her and lucy, dynamite combo

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The only way to deal with niggers.

she smash into t.wall , will never work again

Grade A Coke fiend
He spoke out about his norfern town being a dumping ground for asylum seekers , that killed him an he then did some reality show an the SJW Producer plebbits wound him up an he blurted out more Truths an he Never worked again . sad really as Raining stones was a good kino

They didn't kill her off. But is right, she's had two babies and the Irish genes kicked in, she hit the wall hard

They really should have gone down a lesbian storyline route with these two, it felt like they were close to it for a while

Didn't her and Abby fall to their death trying to save Max when he was gonna jump off the Queen Vic roof?

Used to have a massive Lauren folder until my hard drive fucked up, I dumped a lot of the pics in soap threads before. She was my tv waifu, I can't have another

This triggers the muslim

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I loved how they named him Christian.

Nope, she survived and then fucked off to New Zealand to be with Peter Beale

In real life the actress lost a lot of her smoky good looks and went all Essex blonde with a tan and had 2 babies. Shame.

are there any paki characters which are actually played by pakis and not indians?

NO WAY YOU BIG SPASTIC YER A MENTALIST

she played a qt part an left , Respect her , was sacked .. Cos her Partner didnt like the s/l she had to play . he put a babba in her , with condom an pinhole in it , this all off the fan stuff she was going to get Blacked .

BRILLIANT RUNNN he Following .. lol

I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT

U wot m8

She didn't get blacked, she got Essexed

It's just endlessly grim and downbeat. Everyone's an arsehole and they're forever pushing 'yoof' characters and stories.

Corrie is the true soap king. It's got drama, it's funny as fuck, mostly well written, with some tasty slags.

I got the feels they were lezi bff with that biz

>i've level with you, i'm really scared

shes aged now an you can see her in tescos most sat with kids

Her sister was better. Thicc qt.

And their mother Tanya was prime milf material. Those tiddies, holy fuck.

is it still full of wide boys and wannabe gansters?

this is her now

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Muslim Council said he was indian when he openly gay , bbc agreed

Wits 'yer hing?

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Peter Barlow still has a crafty ciggie, but he has to earn it.

I haven't watched any of this shit for at least 10 years, but corrie used to be the best by far.

Corrie has the best "old" characters. Blanche and all those.

Her charactor was to be blacked in show by a Chad nig , an her Partner an her didnt agree , so ..

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as the No angels nurse wotta slut .

No sad sterotypes white men bad an shit SJW memes

i live in chorlton, and the actor who plays peter barlow is always having a coffee and a cig and reading his script.

however, the actor who plays peter barlow has now moved on to a vape. he drives a yellow motorbike.

I recall this specifically because of how ridiculous his exit was. He was suspended for whichever scandal, and they came up with a nonsensical temporary writeout where suddenly he was gone on tour to be a roadie for a Status Quo tribute band (???). Then they ended up firing him after all, so he just...vanished. He never appeared again and was never mentioned, his wife and kids forget he existed.
Hilarious stuff.

Loving life with kids an Family .. Bless her xx

Dig that tunnel nakkkieds

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Have you seen her in real life? I can't believe how smoking hot she used to be and now it's like she resembles any random girl

RICKYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Proof?

Percy Sugden .. if we had moar like him

Jack Duckworth ,

Mike Baldwin ,

Martin Platt

david platt's missus

how the fuck is Ken Barlow still alive?

Sophie

What made Stacey so fuckable? Why was she such a hooah?

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becasue bill roache never got rolf harrised

He moves with immense gradualness, like a tortoise. It grants him long life.

>peter barlow
Is real name of mavis Derrick
STOP BEING that Partridge Fan faggot ok

It was documented an you need to know we all age ok .FACT

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Gail classic was a very strong 80/90s gurl .. now she a joke like sally its sad ..

I hope they wheel out Emily Bishop for one last appearance

Eight hundred bacon butties please Roy, gotta keep me going through the year

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How comes people on the show aren't fat when over 60% of the country is?

how many surnames is she up to now?

2019 on the right, 2012 on the left

Irish genes, babies and Essex. Never even

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Because you could be literally anyone and still have a 80% chance of slinging a load up her. She was THAT slaggy.

OK you illiterate fuckwit, you keep talking about seeing celebrities in your local Tesco so don't get pissy when we ask about it

IRL he's a druid. So probably sacrifices to the great sun god Tengri.

Probably explains why his hair is still such an absolute mane of glorious lustre.

one of my mates fingered the actress who played sian around the back of the local shops

she got better ?

He is a zombie freak ,
He did but got off with shagging fans , cos he funny handshake with cheshire judge , some say
he is a patronising sad cunt 80 years in a salford back street even my m8 got away

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I assume it's similar on the other soaps, but the handling of children on Corrie always makes me laugh, they're basically props until they're about 13, then they get to be actual characters with storylines and stuff. I know, kid actors and labor laws and all that, but it's just funny how they are born and then are effectively babies for the next ten years.

Dude I'm fucking old and I was too young to wank when Charlene, Jane and Bouncer were in it.
You must be 50.

I'm a retard and got the years mixed up, sorry. 2012 on the right, 2019 on the left

this:
she's the type of girl to drop to her knees for a packet of quavers

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Rude
I told you where she lives ok , an she shops , Its not hard to be in there an casually ask , Oh Hiya I hope Im not intruding can I have a pic ...?? You being here will get the jabba sloth there an REEEEEEEE when your adult nappy not been changed an you stink , you try to grab (((HUG))) an kissses , an she owes it you think , an the best you being beaten to a pulp .. OK

what is wrong with you?

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Much older

she playing thot as irl an she so entitled , another wants big money fo Charridee dos .. sad

Tracyluv

TFW. its True

TIDDIES

watched the very first episode of corrie once, ken barlow was bitching about how he wants to get away from coronation street because he feels like he's rotting away there

trips sayshe Never leaves

like shitposting here

nice

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"wahhhhh I'm a bong wahhhhh"

its very underwelming an not worth it , google , she has dreadful tiddies , hope her vagene or bumhole better ..?

Hyperbole. She had lost a lot of weight so they were more deflated, but they were fine.

they'll eventually taxidermy him and he'll be a permanent fixture of number 1 coronation street

wheres my 2k .?

Top slag

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*gets away with murder*

He was a pompous condesening righteous pious twat , an his smug touching face as he talked down to his wife/ex an daughter /street .. then an now there for the Gloria modern rubbis ..

>Nasty Nick joins neo-nazi organisation

youtube.com/watch?v=kDwM65Aemso

It doesn't reflect the truth if it did there'd only be one family on the square and everyone else would be South Asian. Last time I watched it was when BOBBY baby bitchkilled his cunt sister.

AND THEN I READ LAST MONTH HE'S GONE AND BECOME A MUSLIM LOLOL TOP FUCKING KEK

Only if they have him stood at the window staring everyone as they pass.

Old Eastenders was so good. Whole family would sit down and watch 3 times a week up until mid 00s. Den Watts best character.

Her Fake fappening an her getting cock was cool but vanished , she released a bit ago by her PR .

shes a Bonny Lass an all the Best her an Family x

Like we wasnt white an in NF ??

She has chosen to go down the path of BOGG.

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Max Branning’s Mrs. I’d tap it

for some reason bongs like their soap operas grim, Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale...

but then you have Hollyoaks so maybe it's a generational thing?

realistic for that time and place desu

damn what a shame

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It's to reflect duldrum working class life. Working class people watch a depiction of working class people.

>master of the 'ouse

Christ that paint whore
Nah
Bring me a young Sally / Gail ...Bet ..

and Good nite lads .

Worst part about visiting my parents is having to watch Eastenders, always blows my mind seeing the same cast members

it caters to the cockney/lower class scum of the country

do cockneys even exist any more?

unfortunately, though most are boomers

It must be a strange life for those people who are there for decades. Even the ones who seemed young at some point might actually have been there for 30 years. Weird to think many of them will be the elderly characters down the line.

Yeah but they're all spread out over Kent and Essex now

t. cockney parents living in Kent

does kathy still look younger than ian?

Me too. You go via Cornbrook?

What's the most egregious use of the Soap Wheel you've seen? You know, Story A is wrapping up, Story B is in full swing, Story C is having seeds plants, the wheel turns. Eventually it turns around again and the same storylines get reused for new characters.
It's fine usually, basic stories like a wedding or affairs are evergreen, but what about when they recycle a major very specific story after a number of years? The sort that really should not happen on the same street/village twice.

Fuck I live in Chorlton too. Drink In Dulcimer on the reg

CAM ON INGURLAND SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

youtube.com/watch?v=iR5AiTMPAOY

Corrie having another serial killer with Phelan. Who the fuck would live on that street that's had two multiple murderers on it in just 15 years?

>show takes place entirely on one street
do they ever go to other streets

Can't wait for Phil to get back on the sauce again, its been way too long.

Technically it's a street plus the surrounding streets. There's usually a few characters that live away further too.

Back on the crack

luv the queen vic
luv the arches
luv peggy

simple as

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post some easteneders, corra and holly oak fappenings. There was some decent ones that showed everything of all the hot slags and their arseholes, oenetrstjon, the lot.

This is the play area for Corrie. But I believe they extended the set recently so there's another street on the left side with new stuff.

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>inb4 sonia

Michelle Keegan had a nice pic of her big tiddies, that I think was leaked in the dumbest way possible

this shot reminds me of how my older sis would say Lucy is so ugly and sickly looking. Then I'd go play on my nintendo wii at 3am and fap to my sister masterbating in the next room.

but it's different from every other culture, that wants escapism from their soaps

free my nigga dot

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British people don't have dreams, anyone that does is demeaned and trodden on until they feel as worthless as everyone else

Do they keep continuity on these 5000 episode soaps? Or does shit just roll over and get forgotten?

YEAH M8 ME NAN AND GRANDAD HAD A BOOZER IN THE EAST END BUT THEY SOLD IT AND MOVED OUT ERE TO BRENTWOOD BEFORE I WAS BORN COZ, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T THE LANDAN THEY GREW UP WIFF, IF YOU GET WOT I MEAN, ONLY GO THERE TO SEE THE 'AMMERS PLAY TO BE HONEST WIFF YA

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>Do they keep continuity on these 5000 episode soaps?
It's not like there any storylines going back 5000 episodes, there are loads of story arcs that play out over a few months at the most and are kinda self contained. The only continuity is who is related to who really.

>This is Bianca's daughter Tiffany now

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things get forgotten like when kevin webster said to another character who lost a child he couldn't image how it feels like, even though he had a son who died himself

This. Even our politicians don't even peddle optimism. Boris is the first PM probably since Blair to actually talk optimistically, it's all bullshit but it's weird to hear.

is that the same actress who has always played her?

same

Storylines roll around, but they do keep continuity as far as past history. Corrie often references past characters or relationships for instance. But they use a rotating story system, so characters get a story for a few months or even longer then they rotate back out of focus and another moves in.

The very one

Mair???

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are you from LH or walkden yourself?

They're supposed to have a continuity manager who keeps track of stuff like that. If viewers can remember then the writers should too.

YOU GOT LOISENCE FOR THAT VINDALOO?

>A Britsoap thread on Yea Forums
What is this magic?

wew

everyone is an alcoholic on these soaps

me too

most people who watch them are as well

based.
lucy did look sickly sometimes, but it sounds like a classic case of envy
hopefully you made off with a pair of the jealous bitch's panties

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>that scene where they wank off a horse in the trailer while tracy and liz listen outside

the one that got raped in hollyoaks

heather trott

Yeah I always thought she was sexy. Recent pics too show of her tightness.

My sister moved out and I kept a drawer of her knickers and jizz into them to bro sis vids.

so hot

VINDALOO!
VINDALOO!

strawpoll.me/18411708

youtube.com/watch?v=_zT-4PZFuzc

Kino soap scenes

youtube.com/watch?v=V7KKyUNcWmA

who

>christmas in soaps

wonder if any of the characters ever realised something bad happens at christmas every year

maybe go meta and introduce some old bag lady who mutters about the area being cursed, that there's people with computers controlling their lives, and every now and again she just stops and stares straight at the camera, eyes go wide and runs off screaming.

Emmerdale > Coronation Street >>>>>> EastEnders

Emmerdale has a cool as fuck wild Western themed festival while EastEnders has some stupid gay pride parade with fat lesbians.

it's made to be disposable.