>raiders of the lost arc confirms that the old testiment/ judaism shit is legit
>temple of doom confirms that poo in loo religion is legit along with their hundreds of gods
>the last crusade reveals that christianity is legit
>kingdom of the crystal skull reveals that ancient aliens are real
not to mention all the other expanded universe media. what the fuck is wrong with the world of indiana jones?
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If it wasn't for Harrison Ford, George Lucas would be flipping burgers.
The old testament confirms there are things left over from creation that are more powerful than people but not angels who court worship (Solomon, the fucking wizard, dealt with them all the time) and nothing in Judaism or Christianity says there arn't aliens. I'm not seeing a problem here OP.
Ooo materialism in a film, big surprise goyim!
It's all true, from a certain point of view.
Last Crusade basically confirms that all the Kali worshippers in Temple of Doom are going to Hell and that Indy is a Christian
What is Spielberg's problem?
Aliens arent real, the popular conception of the "grey man" is a demon. Aliens are demons. See aleister crowley's depiction of the demon "Lam". The same goes for the hindu "gods", they are all demons.
The world of Indiana Jones is the world of pulp.
demons are actually aliens.
Grey men are actually time traveler human descendants from the far future after the chinamen bred with the entire population.
the old testament acknowledges that there are other gods
YHWH is the singular god of the Jewish people, whom they hold in contrast to the many gods of the various other tribes and ethnicities they encounter
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But I thought they were all considered false idols and Yahweh was the one true God
Uh yeah, God is real. Deal with it.
Why does God allow these beings to exist?
>When Yahweh gives his people the Ten Commandments, the first commandment implies the existence of other gods: “You shall have no other gods before me” (Exod. 20:3; see also Deut. 5:7). In Exodus 23:32–33 Israel is told not to covenant with or worship other gods; there is no suggestion that the gods of Israel’s neighbors do not exist.
>what the fuck is wrong with the world of indiana jones?
Look up Unitarianism. Every religion is right even if they contradict each other.
Autism tier reading comprehension
>The idea that there are other “gods” who exist as real supernatural beings, albeit infinitely inferior to the only Creator and Redeemer, pervades the Bible. The Psalms fairly explode with evidence. “There is none like you among the gods, O Lord” (86:8); “For great is the Lord, and greatly to be praised; he is to be revered above all gods” (96:4); “Our Lord is above all gods” (135:5); “Ascribe to Yahweh, [you] gods, ascribe to Yahweh glory and strength” (29:1, my trans.); “He is exalted above all gods” (97:7); “For Yahweh is a great god, and a great king above all gods” (95:3, my trans.). And so on.
If none of these other gods existed, why would God not just say "I'm the only god" and be done with it?
I could invent a god on the spot right now and begin worshiping it with sacrifices of doritios and mountain dew. I still would be violating the commandment, even though I know the the God of DEW is a fiction. The commandment only pertains to the human action of worship.
Prequel to Shin Megami Tensei
Crystal skull isn't canon.
>implying god cant make other gods
Why would God create a giant universe, but only create life on one planet? If there is an afterlife, what will shock people is all the other lifeforms from around the universe
Then it would just say false idols
Nice grasping at straws dummy
to fuck with us
Now that aliens = real is Indiana Jones canon, Indy 5 should involve his investigation into thetans. That way Lucas can finally blow all of his bullshit midichlorians/Whills fanfic on something. Then it'll be so bad, Disney will buy up the rights to Indiana Jones, cast pic related, and reboot the fucker.
Judaism was originally a polytheistic religion, and the merciful creator Elohim Adonai and the vengeful war god YHWH Sebaoth were actually two separate deities. "God" didn't even originally create all humans (or even the world), just Adam, Eve, and the Paradise (which is why Cain can go to fuck bitches in the land of Nod after his fratricide, it would be otherwise impossible).
Later on (around the time the Jews were ruled by Babylonians, so ~500 BCE) it was decided that Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia and all the gods in the Jewish pantheon had always been the one and the same (in order to foster a distinct Jewish identity separate from the people they were living among), so the Torah had to be retconned because it contained doubleplus ungood untruths. However, this was mostly accomplished by excising material rather than rewriting it (except where absolutely necessary), and as a result there remains plenty of continuity errors. In particular "God" seems to have a multiple personality disorder.
The passage in the Ten Commandments simply means that YHWH wants (((people))) to worship him as the supreme deity instead of some filthy Sumerian demiurg which is just as real in the same context.
>Why does God allow these beings to exist?
He was invented at a time when he wasn't the only god.
gods been around forever maybe he made other gods to manage his shit when he was doing other stuff.
God of the OT is like a demigod. The main god is the Universe Eater and The One Who Shall Not Be Named. We don't even know what this fool's deal is, but Christian God is just one of his lackeys.
It doesn't confirm shit, it just confirms SOMETHING is going on, not that everything any of these cultures believe is true.
Raiders doesn't explicitly confirm that old testament/judaism shit is real. There's clearly a supernatural aura to the ark and there's ghosts inside it but it's not like Yahweh himself comes down there and smites the Nazis personally. It could just as easily be black magic or some shit.
Based and crystalpilled. Saved me the trouble. Also demons are the remnant antisouls left behind when the half man half fallen angel Nephilim "died" in the flood and now wander looking for places (ghosts) and people (possession) to inhabit