Tick tick boom time bomb

God damned

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What's wrong, user?

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If you think Ksenia Solo looks like Boxxy, then you might want to get your eyesight checked.

I just want a cute goth gf who I can be with.

:(

You retard.

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Thats some shit acting
qt tho

same here bro

Boxxy was like a mix between emo and scene which made her twice the cringe. I'm so glad that era is dead.

Just become a goth, bro.

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I'm not, those kind of girls are still all over the place, but least the emos looked cute.
Now it's just regular hairstyles but with pink hair dye.

there are no goths left in my age range (27)

>Cute goth gf
Good luck with that. Most of them are crazy and go to great lengths to make themselves look as hideous as possible. My ex-girlfriend split her tongue and got all sorts of unnecessary piercings. It hard to go out in public without fucktards staring every 5 seconds.

Good thing every single one of them has daddy issues.

fucking reddit

Well, there's different grades of gothyness.

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is that shoeonhead?

Goth girls are violent, man.

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I want to, but I'd probably end up looking like pic related

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No, that's actual boxxy.

I've seen this girl's pics here before, and she almost identical to this minus all of the cuts.

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wow how awful that must've been haha

in her defense i'd probably bully and fuck him too

this but 2005

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Does she also have the eye tattoos?

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>implying any of the faggot zoomers or numetal boomer burnouts on this board ever knew actual goth chicks let alone had the opportunity to date one

They would have laughed you the fuck out of wherever it was you were trying to hit on them. Always funny to me how all you Matchbox 20-listening faggot 40somethings try to act like you were in with goth chicks and "miss them so much"

she's not a goth gf is she listens to soundcloud mumble rap garbage

This. This brings back so many unpleasant memories for me.

this but 1992 so i don't reach the fucking egg

everytime i see a falling star i wish that the next day i'll wake up and it's 1/1/2007

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As far as I know now (since it's been about 5 years), no, but she did wear different colored contacts all the time that attracted a lot of attention and did talk about getting eye tattoos. I wouldn't be surprised if she has them by now.

Disgusting alien looking bitch

Only time I had contact with one was in a concert.
I was drunk and I punched her hard for no reason and ran away crying.

unironically more attractive than 90% of modern "instagram models"
fuck femoids for abandoning this in favor of basic bitch shit

...

what movie

This one has an instagram account, but I think she made it private.

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But soundcloud rap is the new scene

These subcultures are never going to be a majority, dude.
Normal people will always look "normal".

whats a femoid?

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Man remember when posting this was a bannable offense? It was a gif back then, too. Webms didn't even exist. Christ where has my life gone?

Scenesluts and emos are not goths.
Those girls took the 90s indie girl look and just kept making it more and more weird.

'Good Luck Chuck' depicted a Goth girl the most authentically I've ever seen on film or television. They're fucking crazy.

youtube.com/watch?v=HoeQmwqCVd8

What happened to Dane Cook? He used to be so big back then.

newfags, she is not goth anymore. infact i dont think shes been a goth for years lol.

It's the new autism as well. Now they can all be one happy retarded family.

Okay boomer

member the tut tut gif?

True, she's going through the Neo-Nazi phase now I believe.

What's this thread even about?
is just making me feel more horny and lonely

I WANT TO HAVE SEX

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This.

I'd rather be a boomer than an autist who braids his hair and dyes his hair pink like a complete fag. Go listen to more Lil Semen Pump and Lil Bo Peep, queer.

unironic seething boomer spotted

lmaooooo

Me too, user, me too, but the wife is on the rag right now.

Goths girls are the best

her butts not on the rag

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Okay, queer.

Only Thrash, Death, Goth, or Black Metalheads can handle actual hardcore Goth women that like it rough. The rest of the subcultures out there are nothing more than just certified sois.

Saved, also.
AAAAAAAH

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Go listen to sabbaton you little faggot

I miss old Yea Forums and I miss Kenziposting.

lmao get with the times grandpa, we're all listening to baroquecore now
youtube.com/watch?v=XLL7_HJni0I

>Calls me faggot
>Probably listens to emo trash,crunkcore and sound cloud garbage.
Seethe.

newfag spotted.

Is this an epic old meme?

>baroquecore
No thank you, zoomie.

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2007 here

I wonder when I'll finally brake

Make sure you have new brake pads before braking too hard, pal.

You funny, you most have a lot of gfs.

just get a male gf

>Burzum Shirt
Nice, stop watching porn Yea Forums

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even better

youtube.com/watch?v=D4LnAiGdEAw

>Here's your goth gf bro

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wtf is that how you get a gf

>new meme
>new

No actually her ass is too... She has anal cancer

>the chad snag
>the virgin "courtship"

Welp, this is it Yea Forums, think i'm just gonna end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>just lost 4k in stocks
>family wants to stab and murder and kill me until im dead
>keep hearing niggers giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every single day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
Since you guys have always been my favorite board, and kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

stream URL + quick rundown:
pastebin.com/NhTYXnAb

See you all soon, lads

-p

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you posted this ten minutes ago

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I was in middle school when this was all the rage and not many girls dressed that way

Please let this be a trap

>be still my beating heart

stop being gay

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No?

Oh, how horrible, that poor young man! :(

Lost girl. It’s a series

The great debate.

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bathory sucks

Ryan Reynolds absorbed him so he could be popular enough to get Deadpool made.

How would that make it any better, are you a queer? If you want something with a dick so bad just go date a man, you repressive gay. lol

This is just cringe. At least I can JO to the gif in OP

This bitch is retarded

Men look ugly, at least good traps are cute.

I love it.
youtube.com/watch?v=t6S158_5vLc

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>gif in OP
>OP has webm
What did he mean by this?

>Men are ugly
Yet, you're attracted to men in make-up and dresses. Logic.

Don't do it bro, I was just joking about the breaking part!

Only when they're cute. Can you not read?

I read a comment like this once about taylor swift. someone wanted her to eat a lot of lobster and then shit it out into his mouth.

i've had a taylor swift lobster eating shit fetish ever since. all from a fucking comment on Yea Forums.

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>falling for e-girls

yeah that's a yikes from me bruddah

What about falling for bonbi?

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Clearly, you can't
>Men are ugly
This implies that every man is ugly
Yet, you're fucking the ones with make-up and dresses. You're a hypocrite and a complete repressive fag. Cope.

tick tick boom time

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bonbi is a slut

cuck

>that LARPY Natsoc pagan shit
You mean she wasn't already?

Have sex

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fucking pussy doesn't know how to handle a goth girl

You forgot the mitigating clause because you can't read.

Yeah right. Allowing himself to be dominated like that, how does he think he's going to get raped behaving like that?

Men need to be raped. It is the only language they understand. Men enjoy rape. Don't let them tell you otherwise, because they are notorious liars and don't know their own minds. Men want to be held down and fucked hard. They want to be made to cry and scream. Men have a biological imperative to be raped. Did you know that men who are raped are twice as likely to impregnate a woman asmen who have unprotected consensual sex? It is a fact. Men who are raped often have orgasms as well - some men have never had an orgasm in their lives save for a rape. The desire to be sexually dominated is deeply programed into the man. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without men becoming unbalanced. Incels are really just an outward manifestation of an internal problem with modern men. These 'incels' desperately want to be put in their place. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to piss women off and get women to make them submit. They want to be slapped in the face, told to shut the fuck up, and then raped until they can't stand up. This is what men really want. I say we give it to them.

Just get a girlfriend you loser lmao

only a fag would care about that shit

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>follow her instagram account
>all pictures of her, not a single picture of anything else

I hate when girls do this

tl;dr
snu snu gud

???

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you dont want one. its bullshit

fag

so smug

This is what she looks like now

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>burzum
kek based

i hate this fucking bitch, gif and scene. Such an ugly disgusting fucking lanklet golem postured cunt. Fuck everyone who likes this stupid cunt and scene

For me it's tomboys.

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based that's how you treat your woman and they love it

fat tummy

same girl?

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Not fat, cute.

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so did the user off himself?

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No, it's pasta.

>bangs
>pigtails
my only weakness.

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>2011
... bruh, same here I fucked up so many times in College

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y even live

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I watched every episode

Obligatory Jodelle pic

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the black kid

That guy in the back is still the best reaction pic of all time

Why would I want my son taking care of a kid that isn't his?

2012 please

Based pagan gf would be nice. If she wouldn't be a retarded larper unironically believing in the supernatural. Praising ancestry and making huwhite babies is nice even if you don't.

>taake and bathory
>natsoc pagan shit

>the people staring were the fucktards
lol

Think he means the black sun necklace.

>hey user, can you rub some sunscreen on me?

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>this entire thread

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We were all so blissfully ignorant back then

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>tick tick bon! time bonbi

Jesus Christ dude projecting this hard isn’t healthy. I’m sorry you got shot down but there’s other goth fish in the sea, my man.

for me, it's Rooney Mara in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"

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dilate

Good choice, have some legos.

Damaged goods, insane freak and not even sexy.

nice braids

What's wrong with Sabaton you nonce?

reminder that igorrr has not and most likely will not top nostril

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>implying I'd let my pale goddess ever go in the sun

based Egg of the Perfect World of Pale Goddesses

squish squish *splurt* cream-pie

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Cook relied mostly on his delivery. He brought manic energy and the kind of spectacle that appealed to people at the time. His material itself is not that great. Sometimes clever, sometimes funny. But never remarkably so. But he performed it in a wild ride. And his specific style of delivery seems not to be as appealing anymore. I like many of his shows. The whole Kool Aid routine is fantastic.

This.

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>anything itt
>goth

Guys like you say they want a goth girlfriend when they haven’t even read the Wikipedia article on goth. I’ve had anons message me saying they’re totally goth because they prefer to wear black and listen to fucking Radiohead. A thot in a choker and a Burzum shirt is not goth.

She'd be 11/10 if she just wore all-black normal clothes instead of wearing all that goofy shit. Same hair, same makeup, but more minimalist aesthetic. Modernize goth when?

why would you follow a girl to see anything other than her selfies?

Right.

>why would you follow a girl to see anything other than her selfies?

It's like you don't look for hints in every single pic she posts to properly pinpoint her location for abduction... her posting a meal at a nearby restaurant is a lot more helpful than a selfie in her bathroom. Do you even fucking think m8?

At least that bitch makes porn.
There's nothing more pathetic than following a girl on the internet

This works, btw.

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The flapper triggers so many people and I don't get it. She's cute and is the only one that actually seems to like Nucky even if she doesn't quite understand him.

Thick and pale.
Absolutely perfect.

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now tell us why it matters

I just want to have tons of sex with a pale girl with dark hair, clothes and copious amounts of eyeshadow.

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Tomboys are cuter and cooler

holy shit Yea Forums is a pagan board?

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Godamn wall

no

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Why can I hear this webm. yet i've never seen this clip

Why couldn't Lost Girl have been hardcore? Anna Silk in hardcore lesbian AND straight porn == epic win.

We could fuse tomboys and goths.

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Emos and scene girls were extremely dumb.

>open thread thinking it’s nostalgia for old Yea Forums
>turns into bitchfight about goth girls
fuck neo-Yea Forums

We can do both.

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disgusting smoker

She's also a murderer.

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TAAKE?

what is this?

God, I wish.

and thats a good thing

Nice figure.

>2011 was 8 years ago

fuck

Look at the concentration of red flags in one image.

Based

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I have no idea what you are talking about.

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Didn't she get fat and quit porn? What a waste

Yeah, which is a shame since she has aged well.
She would only need to let her hair grow long again and lose weight.

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staged and not a goth, try harder

Christ, we have to save her...

did someone get her pregnant?

holy fuck this

me

Probably a new bf, since she killed the one she made videos with.

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Would.

Jesus Christ, this is too fucking real.

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Shit taste

Good black metal band

seriously we're digging this up

saddest short story in ten words

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we already dug up summer glau a few days ago, green oval is up next

Right. How is this even a question?
>waaah muh christianity
fuck christains, bunch of kike worshipping pussies

I played Silent Hill 3 from start to finish on my Sony Trinitron CRT and fucked three girls I met on Vampirefreaks back in 2002.

I'm old and fat and over now but at least I did more than most of you could hope for.

shut the fuck up grandpa

She does three ticks not two.

GTFO reddit.