HAIL PAIMON!

HAIL PAIMON!

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What do you guys think happened after this scene? Did Peter embrace his status as cult leader and become a pot-smoking demon king?

he's Paimon, not Peter. Did you even watch the movie

Shitty movie.

Thought it was kino but way too front-loaded. It's like the director didn't know where to cut or didn't want to. On a rewatch it's just a bore and not because of the script really but more like they put too much thought into what the audience would be thinking instead of just balancing it out.

I don't know what to think about this movie. I only know that the final shot is some kind of downer for the cult. Some kind of ultimate defeat.

probably went looking for a camel

Charlie was Paimon too, but she was still Charlie. Just had weird urges and mannerisms.

The score for that final scene is incredible

I thought the weird light show was a pretty cool way to show what was going on.

desu he looks less like the embodiment of a demon and more like "oh shit, what the fuck did my family get me into... guess i better just play along with all this nonsense lest they kill me too"

>Peter

>final shot is some kind of downer for the cult. Some kind of ultimate defeat
What do you mean by this?

>cut to credits
>woah ah ah ah ah
>GET UP AND GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
what did he mean by this?

For real though what do they do? Do his worshipers do his grocery shopping while he plays vidya all day?

>not SHE WAS A FAST MACHINE

Who dis cutie?

>BETER

>Everyone missing the fucking point.

It was a metaphor for the mother's grief and how she blames her son for her daughter's death. Jesus.

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lolno

Paimon. A king.

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>OMG OMG, THIS MOVIE IS SO SCARY, IT HAS A REALLY DARK ATMOSPHERE

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Is really a movie designed for theaters. I couldn't imagine enjoying it on a TV unless I could afford a ridiculous home theater setup.

some parts are pretty cool on a rewatch (like noticing all the hidden cult members around the house) but the middle really drags

>A24

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Why did you spill your beans?

Peter got utterly crushed by the demon is what I am thinking but it doesn't make a lot of sense because there isn't a chance he's going to become some sort of king.

>hidden cult members

What

>HAIL PAIMON!

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I watched Hereditary and pic related on the same night. Both turned out to be about Paimon. Spooky

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>I watched Hereditary and pic related on the same night. Both turned out to be about Paimon. Spooky

>Why did you spill your beans?

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All belief systems seek to create a 1:1 relationship with reality through symbols and language. But the error rate is always high. When they raise their praises to Paimon, they have already made a decision: They have defined the universe. But human error is always present. Ineludible. They have limited their existences to a small fragment of the whole, for that reason they will always be in that little hut.

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Theres a shot about 2/3rd of the way in of the house, and its surrounding area. Theres like 10 cult members all standing around it, fairly hidden. Like the outside view ofthe house

When Peter wakes up and gets stalked by his possessed mom through the house, there are various cult members standing around and inside the house.

The ending voiceover is condescending and insulting, I wish there was a way to opt out of it, but Charlie’s head on the wooden effigy really unnerved me. Aster is really good at small details that are incredibly unsettling in both Midsommar and Hereditary, and for some reason they always involve people’s severed heads.

>NOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT MOVIES AAAAAAHHHH
unironically actually kill yourself

What the fuck

Guess I gotta rewatch because I didn't cacth any of that

Anything else?

Holy shit, why are you so mad???

>why did you spill your beans?

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What the hell are you talking about you fucking sperg, have sex please

front-loaded anvils

I really wanted Midsommar to be as good as this, but it just wasnt

There’s a good chance you caught this, but the naked cultist who walks toward Peter (right before his mom jumps out) is the same guy that smiled at Charlie when she was viewing the grandma in the coffin at the beginning of the movie.

Far superior deity coming through.

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Last Shift was better.

He didn't do shit the whole movie except for gore the dad. and give a bitch some butter.

Charlie was kind of stacked desu senpai.

HAIL GAYMON

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Based and goatpilled.

At least he fucks hot chicks instead of disgusting grannies.

HAIL GAIMAN

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She never was Charlie in the movie we heard the real Charlie for the few seconds when she possessed her mother and she was nothing like the Paimon/Charlie body

When Peter hits his bong and blows smoke out of his bedroom window, we can see the vapor from someone else exhaling outside (probably a cultist).

When the family return home from the funeral, you can hear the cultists walking around in the attic.

Finally, during the first high school scene, Peter’s teacher is talking about The Women of Trachis, which has to do with characters being doomed to a sad fate, like the family in the movie.

>hot chicks

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he got bored of schitzoposting in /x/

the goat goat

He manipulated the destruction of the family and the ascension of another witch.

Watch The Endless instead

Were we supposed to believe this was the white couple's kid?

Did I miss the part where they mentioned he was adopted or something?

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Why would a demon poison and then decapitate itself?

>t. cult member.

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He wanted male body

If I join a cult do I get to have sex with nubile Slavic sex slaves?

Then why possess the ugly sperg sister in the first place? Why such an elaborate death? Just have her hold her breath until she dies.

depends on what cult.

Eyes Wide Shut, rich elite members = yes

Hereditary, old hippie grandmas = no

You start out cleaning the floor semen then you move up to smelling feet.

I’m white and my parents are his color, so I assume it can go the other way around.

Why does every nu-horror movie need to involve some type of metaphor for mental illness, depression, etc?

ok....see my friend called me a racist for asking how a white couple had an indian kid. I thought he was adopted and that's why the movie made no sense to me.

paimon genetics

Why does this happen if it's not in her head?

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It was the only kid that the grandma got the access
He can leave the body by decapitating head
Thats why mother decapitated herself too

it's a movie about hereditary mental illness you fucking imbeciles

Wtf

>tfw this dude's mom got BLEACHED

It can be about both, you twat.

Your friend is a faggot.

Don't have to tell me twice.

It could have been, and I prefer movies where both possibilities are 100% viable.
BUT the movie could have done much better in making mental illness more viable.

To everyone who loved this. How was Midsommar? I want to go and watch it.

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it's about the most literal and face value story in a film that I can think of.

>characters keeps mentioning Pie Man
>No Pie Man or any such pastries, just a bunch of headless faggots
Piece of shit desu

Visually great but not nearly as good story-wise, nor nearly as scary

>someone hates my soi fueled """"horror"""" movie!

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Didn't literally mean skin color, the indian kid felt out of place.

Of course his sister dies because he's busy trying to chase some bobs and vagene

If Paimon left the mom how come she could float up the tree house? And then how could all the bodies move in the treehouse?

don't go in expecting a horror movie, but it's great as a fan of the original Wickerman, and movies about cults and rituals in general.
it overdoes the rituals to an extent, like ari aster took a bit here and there from every fucking pagan culture ever and put them all together in one community. otherwise, loved it

How? Just how?

He reformed the order. Now they're legit and operate the best farmer's market in the county.

The ending for this and Midsommar kind of have you wondering “What does this character do now?”

I suppose it’s intentional because as far as the movie is concerned the story ends when the credits roll

That's the movie where everyone's head falls off isn't it? I liked that one.

I like to think that they continued on living while Paimon caused small-mid scale mischief and deaths around town while he bestowed gifts upon his followers.

yeah, it always made more sense to me as a movie about mental illness and family

Why didn't the cult just invest in bitcoin?

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It was alright

Why do kids prefer Black Phillip?

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the final act throws that dumb theory out of the fucking water
it went from psychological to straight up supernatural and thank fuck it did
i dont want another babadook

only scary bit

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Holy fuck

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