Stop having premarital sex.
Stop having premarital sex
Gabriel Hill
Gavin Roberts
I haven't started.
Isaiah Morris
Don’t have premarital sex.
Jaxon Rivera
>tfw im married
Gabriel Diaz
>be god
>create sex
>make it pleasurable
>have sex for any reason other than procreation within a marriage
>"uh oh, you burn in hell now"
seems a bit harsh
Justin Ortiz
It’s a punishment
Austin Green
For what? Two people pleasuring each other? How immoral!
Levi Brown
No, the necessity of sex is a punishment. And having premarital sex won’t give you a one way ticket to hell
Xavier Rodriguez
"If it feels good do it" is a bad life strategy
Gabriel Ward
stop eating.
Easton Cox
Then why haven't I been punished by God for posting soijaks non stop?
Jose Moore
enjoy STI's
Zachary Rodriguez
Because it’s God’s work
Jordan Baker
Sex is symbolic of the covenant. He /wants/ to have amazing sex with your wife.
Jason Nelson
Make me.
Gabriel Gomez
kek
based illinois nazi
Evan Harris
>be man
>know sex is pleasurable
>create sexually transmitted diseases
Connor Lopez
well AIDS was created by the CIA
Jason Edwards
>story is that it came from monkeys
>used on monkeys
Kayden Cruz
Way ahead of ya
Leo Ortiz
The necessity of sex isn't a punishment. God told man before his fall to be fruitful and multiply. The punishment is being ashamed of it.
Grayson Fisher
>start dating a girl who is absoluately amazing
>we had sex once
>start going to church groups
>they tell me i have to break up with her and shes bad
>stop going to church
>they keep texting me every week
Henry Brooks
The pain of pregnancy is also a punishment