>August 1, 2019
August 1, 2019
Fuck do
Sage
SHUT UP
What good movies are coming out this month?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whoa
Wonder what it would be if age was a sort of countdown instead of going up to an unknown number.
My pregnant gf broke up with me last night and I'm pretty sure she's moving back to her parents.
My son was born 2 months ago and he's already grown so much holy fuck the time is flying - my goddamn job sucks I barely get to see him except the weekends
are you a cute petite asian girl? you must be if you are triggered by that tinder profile
Fuck you dude.
Why, user?
reeeee
you dodged a bullet
Based time chad dabbing on us mortals
>first niece born a few months after Frozen came out
>Frozen 2 comes out this year and she just started Kindergarten a week ago
the future is now old man
>please let today be the day I get a job
>please let today be the day I get a job
>please let today be the day I get a job
AAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE SOMEBODY HIRE ME PLEASE I NEED MONEY IM ALMOST OUT OF MONEY HEEELLLPPPPPPPPPPPP
you have better than most of us so fuck you
She saved your life
Stop having premarital sex.