Black could be anywhere...
Black could be anywhere
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
Why didn't they interrogate him? Isn't he a very serious black?
Is that Biggie Smalls junior?
Fun fact: This kid actually got expelled for performing black magic.
also known as Smallie Biggs
yeah, he learned one of the few out lawed spells in the wizarding world, the spell that unlocks all bike chains
GIBBUS
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shooting a gun sideways?
>like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.
DATTUS
EXPECTO PAROLUM
KICK IN THE DOOR, WAVIN THE RAVENCLAW
ALL YOU HEARD WAS POTTA DON'T HEX ME NO MORE
Niggie Smalls
Why wasn't this character shown anywhere else?
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ntro:
>NEVEL: What? You wanna rob the Hogwarts train, are you crazy?
>B.E.M: Yes, yes, motherfucker, motherfuckin right, nigga yes
>NEVEL: What?! We're gonna get expell-
>B.E.M: Nigga it's eighty-seven nigga, is you dead broke?
>NEVEL: Yes, but, but...
>B.E.M.: Motherfucker is you broke motherfucker? We need to get some motherfuckin paper nigga
>NEVEL: Yes but it's the Hogwarts train, nobody's ever robbed-
>B.E.M: Just listen man, your mother giving you money nigga? My moms don't give me shit nigga, it's time to get paid nigga. Is you wit me? *draws wand* Motherfuck is you wit me?
>NEVEL: Yeah I guess...
>B.E.M: Alright then nigga let's make it happen then!
first verse:
>IT WAS ALL A MEME
>I used to read quibbler magazine
>fred, george and me up in the quidditch team
>moving pictures on my wall
>seems like everyday, snake attack, sleeping in the great hall
>way back, when I had the red and gold robe and a hat
>with a snitch to catch
>remember second year, the flying car
>whoever thought that two kids would take it that far
>now I'm in the wand-light, that lumos tight
>time to be afraid, making potion with some nightshade
>born wizzer, opposite of a squibba
>bertie bott's every flavour beans for dinner
>peace to weasleys, seamus, hermoine
>still wearing specs, still fucking ginny
>still winning cups like you thought I would
>same wand, phoenix feather holly wood
>it's all good
I used to read quibbler magazine
Impedimenta, Sempra Rictus-is, these muggle bitches get caught up with this
I got that Hogsmead hustle, got them turnin tricks
got more Horcruxes than S-Bellatrix
even Hermione wanna buy some antimony
got my Nagini wrapped so there's no alimony