This movie was really good, a bit unrealistic but still a fun flick

Make it 14

21 v here. Fucking social anxiety cripples me talking to anyone let alone girls.

32 grand wizard here

Haha virgins are pathetic haha it’s not difficult to have sex it’s easy to get laid trust me

Prostitution is legal in certain countries guys. If you are having serious problems just go on vacation.

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The twelve year old virgin, a revolutionary coming of age film, starring Maisie and McKenna

>almost two weeks without sex
Losing my mind here, bros.

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This, I had a girlfriend since I was 16 and we had sex after we both turned 18
it's really not hard, you just have to be yourself and chicks will flock to you

>gone 6 hours without sex
fuck im not gonna make it im literally dying

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Girls take interest in me until I open my mouth. Then they just 360 and walk away.

who /wizard/ here?

>just nutted in my gf but now she left to go to work
I must carry this weight.

I'm not even scared any more. Just sad.
>im 30

lol

try 30 years faggot.

the power of invisibility (so far only works on girls) is one of my newfound wizard powers. I can feel it growing stronger everyday. I'm getting scared of myself desu

I'm disgusted by the idea of anyone having sex before 25 or thereabouts when you start to get a brain.

You are insane, in high school I could jerk off 4 times a day without porn. If it wasn’t at least twice I would go moody and snap at everyone.

I AM DISGUSTED WITH THE IDEA OF ANYONE EVER 13 HAVING SEX.
>roasties and fags are gross lol

Play with yourself all you want, but two kids having sex is just wrong.

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>tfw 22yo virgin
what is it like to touch a girl?

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when i was 17 a girl put her hand on my back to prevent me from falling down a ladder.
now i'm 25 and i have yet to be touched like that, honestly these days i dont really care about sex, horniness can be solved by just wanking off, but this craving for touch doesnt go away no matter what i do, i just wanna hold hands, kiss and snuggle.

You're fucking retarded
The cutoff for "kids" is arbitrary and has changed tons of times throughout history

When a person is sexually mature, that person can have sex

t. chad

Uhhhhhh have sex?

Are there as many single girls as guys? There must be but of course one would never hear about that.

Going against nature is what is wrong

there are, they are just at home.

>22
>no drivers license
>if I had one I would definitely go to the gym every other day to improve myself and meet people
>nervous as fuck about driving

No. The difference girls don't have to seek out relationships, boyfriend candidates just fall in their lap.

Yes, but they would rather be pumped n dumped by top 5% men than commit to a bottom 95% loser

Why not take the bus?

sneed

same, i get really distracted easily when im unmedicated, so i cant trust myself with a car. ill just keep using my bike.

>extroverts love to be out among other people
>will meet other extroverts to pair up with
>introverts hate being out among other people
>will sit at home and never meet anyone
b-but online dating

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>always thought I was an introvert
>turns out I just hate dumb people

b-but the cashier at walmart smiled at me im gonna make it bros

Brush your teeths user

Introversion / extroversion is a meme
Social adaptiveness is a learnable skill
You're just lazy

Only people who do online dating are ugly people who are still nonetheless thots
I'll just sit at home never meeting anyone while my soul mate also sits at home never meeting anyone, it'll work out somehow

Got a handjob when i was 14,had 3 girlfriends at once then I got fat and depressed haven't had a date since I was 18 I'm 30 now

At least you have handjob and 3 girlfriends

*DING*
Sin number 4 - How the hell can two 20 year old guys be virgins? Do they use Yea Forums or something?
*DING*
Sin number 5 - Movie stars Yea Forums users

>tfw have had 30 combined seconds of sexual contact

Still enough to be saved from wizardry

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me too user although if i had one i definitely wouldnt do that either life sucks

Pretty much the same as me user.

Work out at home user, it's good for you

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It's actually more depressing I'm use to good looking girls and what I could get in my "present form" is hideous when compared

bike

I don't think that's necessaraly true.
I'm always at work parties but there's a select group of people I like to hang around with and feel pretty uncomfortable if I'm not with at least one of those people.

Two weeks until I'm 30. Never approached anyone with romantic intentions in my life. Haha.

I'm older than that but decided to better myself and now I'm dating 2 women it's not to late to change just dont wallow in self pity and start blaming women for your shortcomings or it'll just get worse

i am a 39 years old virgin, this movie is pretty realistic to me

The sequel.

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Like a bag of sand

>not fucking hookers since 17
should leave it to professionals

What if im 5’5

Why are there three tomatoes placed betwixt the two dudes?

>claims
The poo is probably 65. Leave them out in the sun too long and they're bound to dry up.

probably old joke about kissing/licking tomato as if it were a women

Based underage hooker addict

Thailand is only a plane ticket away

This is a case of the writer compensating being a kissless virgin.

It's like 40 Days & 40 Nights where the writer things guys that get laid don't also jack off.

>mfw 3 months without sex

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>just turned 23
>gay
>virgin
>been approached by guys but am absolutely disgusted by homosexuals and sex
>0 interest in women
does that make me an incel or a volcel

If a girl 360 she would still be facing you user

It makes you a retard fag

Pic rel.

I had sex for the first time in the week of my 23rd birthday. Tbf she was a nympho who was attracted to the idea of initiating a shy male virgin and dropped me after a few weeks. Haven't had sex since then, that was >6 years ago.

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>absolutely disgusted by sex
That makes you an asexual

>haven't had sex since Saturday

losing my grip on reality here lads. thinking about stocking up on the essentials to make a home made flesh light here. i can't last until tomorrow night.

>been approached
volcel no matter what
even if sex disgusts you (doesn't make you asexual by the way, other user is retarded), you could have put aside that disgust to do away with your celibacy, but you voluntarily did not

>31 year old virgin
>keep being approached by single moms

how the fuck do they know?

i was 21

I lost mine a week after my 25th birthday lmao

Ikr they should be cherries, at least that would make sense with the virginity motif

they smell untainted cum

What happened to the 'young guys trying to get laid' movie? They used to be a staple.

Absurd premise.

>lost virginity at 21 years 9 months

Close call lads

Trying to get laid is toxic masculinity now

I heard they are remaking this movie for youth today and calling it 16 year old virgins instead to make it a bit more realistic.

Somebody carbondate this nigga!!!

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

I'm 5'6, bald, chubby and have a small penis. I've had 8 sexual partners and 2 long-term relationships.

You want to know my secret? I actually leave my home and have social circles of friends. People are staying virgins because people don't ever leave their fucking homes anymore.

How do you guys even expect to get a girlfriend? Some will just magically materialize in your basement and if it doesn't happen you call the entire female gender roasties?

Get real for a moment you guys are literally cucking yourselves voluntarily by not going outside and working on your social circles.

It's almost like you guys get off on the idea of being pathetic virgins or something. The girl that would have been your girlfriend is now fucking other guys because she never met you due to you staying inside all day. Have fun being a literal cuckold.

I hate whining "Incels" that blame everyone except themselves for the situation they are in. If I can get laid then you have 0 excuse. But you just want to whine and wallow in your own victim bullshit instead of actually fixing it so nothing will ever happen.

FUCK INCELS.

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lmao this little badly has a small dick

Lost mine to a hooker 4 months ago nearing 23.

>to a hooker
hahahahahahaha

>tfw lost my virginity on my 15th birthday
>relatively regular sex since, even though ive been a powerlevel hiding retard for 13 years

absolutely based and tripspilled

>im a disgusting gross loser bitter angry virgin who hates women but i wont settle for anything less than an 8/10 virgin woman with no kids who also has all my weird fetishes and no mental illnesses and a good job and education even tho i myself am a depressed and autistic neet who can't even work a washing machine for my own clothes. also im unemployed and not open to commitment because i dont want to give her half my fortune (bags of tendies and video games collection) when i fuck the relationship up. i never leave the house and all my hobbies are related to consuming media or in some rare cases lifting weights. IM SO LONELY BROS FUCK WOMEN!

you people are pathetic and deserve to die alone and depressed 2bh imo

august 15th? my nigga

>Lost my virginity to a hooker at age 19
>Literally met my first girlfriend 2 weeks later and faked that I still was a virgin because I was too ashamed to admit I lost it to a prostitute

I'm not disgusting. I don't hate women. I have a decent job. I leave the house regularly.
But I am lonely.

then talk to people

>been approached
I feel no pity

lmao, imagine losing your virginity to someone you literally had to pay to fuck you

Imagine never losing your virginity at all and deluding yourself it's some sort of special thing.

>tfw 22nd is literally 15 days from now too
I thought I had time bros

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If it is any consolation 24 year old friend of mine lost his virginity this year.

I do. I just don't know how to do that while showing romantic/sexual interest.
I'd almost feel rude if I tried to "flirt" with a girl

>caring about virginity
>not caring about the act of purchasing a whore for a night because you are so backwards you can't get a girlfriend or go out on a couple dates

Imagine purchasing a whore, possibly the most pathetic act a man can possibly do besides buying a onahole

Try a month with your girl on vacations with her family, I thank the gods everyday for the existance of porn.

TFW giant tittied japanese mommy gf coming over on saturday

Gents you really need to hit the gym.

This. How the hell are you supposed to know if you're gonna be a bother or not in case they don't give you any signals b4hand ?

This is true, happened to me, and honestly should happen to everyone. Most people here aren't like pathologicaly introverts, have met some in my life, and they are the hardest to change.
The rest of us are just lazy/bored/without motivation, if you fall into this category (an probably do) is more of a matter of social skills, motivation, and self betterment.

I have a girlfriend and still fuck whores. You're missing out user.

in awe of this lad

Lost virginity at 23
He was surprised when he found out that was my first time

Mfw 24 hours without sex

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Just how ugly are?

Imagine being this warped about sex

By age 20 I had fucked three different girls and been a non-virgin for four whole years, lmfao.

Dumped my imaginary girlfriend 5 years ago. I'm 25 and can't even imagine doing anything with a underage female other than anally ravaging it.

I nearly lost my virginity in the middle school prom but I pussied out at the last second. Flashfoward 10 years later, I lost it to the same girl after I found her on instagram and we talked about our lives after school.

youtu.be/w2d_M0HeiBg

Don't lie to yourself, user

Cumbrains

>tfw been fucking since 14
If there's anything I've learnt it's that dudes who are single and go to clubs have sex a lot less than those in comfy relationships

I dont think its a meme
I like going out with friends to club and shit, but afterwards I would lay in bed for 2 days atleast not wanting to do anything. I just get socially tired and dont want to meet other people

Sex is highly overrated. But girls are very fun and cute. The buildup, the flirting, the foreplay, the naps, the late night post-coital diner run.

It’s really not that hard, user’s. Just don’t be a creep.

>People are staying virgins because people don't ever leave their fucking homes anymore

It's actually more than that. Non-virgins also are realizing it's a quicker and more convenient ends to a means of relief.

Cause bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks.

My fiancé is hyper-extroverted, and I’m introverted. It’s about balance.

Unlike women, men can wait til 30 and still be fine.
22 year old men still look like little boys.

>while my soulmate also sits at home never meeting anyone
Ofcourse that's what she's doing

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>b-but online dating

It's dead, Jim. No seriously Tinder made that shit a ghost town. I prefer being rejected in person rather than at the speed of light but to each their own.

Kind of a tangent but did they ask you out or the other way around?

Literally the only half-decent relationships I've been in were when I didn't do the approaching but it's rare as fuck and even talked to a few female friends that will outright never ask a guy out even if they knew 100% they wouldn't be rejected.

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How is this a bad thing?

DIOS MIO

>Gf hasn't woken up today and given me a bj yet
Love is truly suffering

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Buy door mountable pull up bar. You can do pullups, pushups and dips using it and the cost is negligible.

There is no comparable feeling to busting a nut inside a pussy. Your brain gets sent on a magical voyage