Admit it

BITCH YOU HAVE THE GAUNTLET PUT IT ON

I saw someone trying to defend this scene by mentioning that they also had Hulk dab and Thor playing Fortnite but they never considered that all of these scenes and most of antman's was stupid out of place bullshit. Honestly, the more I think about it the more I realize that Infinity War was superior in almost every way.

I don't even care about the whole female part of it but the entire thing just looks stupid as fuck, would look dumb as fuck regardless of what heroes they are.

That's true. Even if it was just the original cast from the first couple of movies it would have been more understandable but still just as stupid.

Tom Holland gives me tingles desu. His little tight twink body is just perfect.

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Why didn't Captain Marvel use the Infinity Gauntlet then so Tony didn't have to die? She's invincible?

even the fucking people look like CGI to me

>a couple of scenes prior to this we see the Scarlet Witch go toe to toe with the most powerful vilain in the MCU
>now she needs the help of every other female superhero even though a single one of her AoE bursts could take out half of Thanos' army
Way to cheapen a perfect girl power moment, Disney.

carol give penis parker tinglies in his peepee :DD:D

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This
They had something good going already and then they completely halt the pacing of the scene to have the power pose shot (something they even made fun of earlier in the movie)

Women are just like children and need to be patronised

I want to fuck Goop's ass.

No, it pissed me off because it wasn't needed and stuck out like a sore thumb. We didn't need a "girl power moment to show how strong and independent" all these heroines are. The scene before all of this was of Scarlet Witch taking on Thanos by herself, being the only one to actually break his weapon and would have killed him had he not given the order for his ship to fire down on the battlefield. There's your girl power moment without it being too "GET IT?! DO YOU GET IT?! WOMEN ARE STRONG AND CAN DO THINGS!!" and it doesn't pull you out of the movie because it keeps the momentum going.

Fuck the executive who said that scene HAD to be in the movie.

>Peter's eyes went all googly and he moaned into the pillow, as Carol slid her fist out of his rectum with an audible pop. A dollop of lube followed, and the boy's puckered meat donut quivered and contracted, but didn't close completely.
>"See baby, it only ~feels~ like you're shitting"
>She played with strands of lube between her fingers.
>"All clean and pretty for mommy"
>Carol grabbed both the teenager's bruised buttocks and spread them apart. She had ordered him to stop boyscaping some time prior. Peter's anus gaped obscenely.
>"That's such a cute fuzzy hole" Carol cooed, as she swished the lube in and out and all around with her index finger.
>The teenager just groaned.
>"Now push, baby, push, close your eyes and imagine like you're taking a shit"
>Peter tensed up and tried to do as he was told. Before long, lube started bubbling out audibly.

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Somebody post that hentai drawing where Captain Marvel is riding Spiderman but it's cut off so you can't see any penetration, and Spiderman says something like "Mr Stark Help me". Please that image was hilarious and shit but I didn't save it when it was posted, it anyone has it I'll be very grateful

I don't really believe this is always the case, but I do have to wonder if these poorly written out of place scenes are specifically made to grab peoples attention and spark controversy on the internet to keep people talking about the franchise so it's fresher in the mind. I've heard of many companies doing stuff like this before so I wouldn't be surprised if social media isn't taken advantage of in some tactical way.

>Carol's eyes widened and a predatory grin came across her lips.
>"That's it baby. That's what mommy likes ..."
>Carol dove in nose-first and started aggressively rubbing her face into the teenager's lubed-up buttcrack.
>"Mnuuhm, mmm, mmmoommmmmmh" was all he managed.
>Carol's nose wasn't very large, but with the gaping and the sheer pressure and aggression Carol delivered, it felt for Peter like it was going deeper than should be possible.
>Sniffing and rubbing rather roughly, Carol started getting dizzy with lust and couldn't help but moan and grunt.
>"Mmmmm that's a good boy. That's mommy's good boy. Make that brapper burp for mommy".
>Peter did as he was told, again, and soon enough came another lubefart, bubbling obscenely all over Carol's face.
>Carol suddenly dislodged from Peter's boy-hole, and started trailing wet sticky kisses all the way up the teenager's back.
>"Moohmmm, mnuuh, mmmm", Peter moaned deiriously, as Carol started rubbing ass-lube all over his face, and before he could react, her big purple strapon was inside him again.
>"Good boy, good boy, good boy ..." she kept whispering, lips tickling Peter's sensitive earmeat as she picked up her thrusting pace and kept smearing the ass-lube all over his face, very aggressively.
>The boy whimpered incoherently.
>"That's it. That's a good boy for mommy ..."

Bingo. Got it in one.

Cry more incel

>I'm Penis Parker... :{
>Hey Penis Parker. Got something for me? :))

It wouldn't surprise me. You'd have the executive pushing for the scene so it'll get them the feminist brownie points and you get the one guy saying it'll look bad and piss people off, to which another executive will say "THAT'S PERFECT!! IT'LL GENERATE MORE BUZZ ON SOCIAL MEDIA!!"

This was a CGI bouillabaisse.

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Seeing Evangeline Lilly on screen at any time gives my dick tingles

Wait. Tony's bitch has an ironman suit now? The fuck

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It looks corny as fuck. As capeshit it's perfectly fine and within its element, but it's amazing that there people who genuinely believe this is high art or great cinema.

nobody has ever called it high art

Shuri looks too skinny, like those gauntlets would snap her arms right off her torso. I don't think she should be on a battlefield.

lol they made him look so small

Really? Never stopped by to read any of the many the reviews on letterboxd, rotten tomatoes or imdb that consider this a champion of modern cinematic art?

I think it's just an issue that the last movie took itself very seriously in tone and surpassed expectations then you have this one which is their send off and it has a far more goofy/ laid back tone even with all the bad shit going on.

Yeah it's weird how they gave scarlet witch a good face to face with thanos and kinda forgot about it the next shot

Brie Larson was a black hole that sucked the life out of every scene she was in. I never watched Captain Marvel and fuck am I glad for that.

Every scene with Tom Holland gives me tingles. He’s Marvel’s best character now Iron Man and Cap are gone. Best Spider-Man too, nostalgiafags can lick me out.

The mob that want (((diversity))) are mental cripples though.

in my dick

>women
No, just leftard subhumans, the rest of us detest shit like this. I want fewer females in action films, not more.

Exactly

He’s right though you worthless shitstain

I honestly gave such little of a shit watching my crappy cam version I didnt even notice. What a big pile of shit compared to infinity wars.

She is women. They can't even operate kitchen properly.

Guys please, I've seen a picture of her butt and it looked pretty bad. What magic are they using here? Butt pads?

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That other photo you're thinking of was just a really bad one. She has a regular ass.

what is going on there?
haven't watched a marvel flick since guardians of the galaxy

Well all the emotion is undercut by the fact that the Thanos they're fighting ISN'T the one from Infinite Wars. They kill that Thanos off in the first 15 minutes and then spend the rest getting stones from across time and space. But they needed to have the big fight with Thanos because he's the big bad guy so they bring in alternate universe Thanos. The movie even reminds us of this when he's about to fight Scarlet Witch. She says "You took everything from me." to which he replies "I don't even know you", stripping away all the emotion from their encounter because this Thanos HAS no connection to Scarlet Witch. She might as well be taking her anger out on a cardboard cut out and it would have just as much effect. This whole movie feels like they wrote themselves into a corner and had to do a cop out to make it "work."

This is why they should have just stuck to the original fucking story and have it be about Thanos actually being crazy and trying to get Death to love him. Fuck the mouthbreathers that would have found that story too "boring and not actiony enough" for them.

It didn't give me tingles. That entire fight scene had me physically furious. I saw that movie at 5 am at an AMC. People were legit snoring throughout. I only stayed awake because of that weird delirious feeling you get when you stay awake all night, if you know what I mean. By like 2/3 of the way through I was so convinced the movie was trash and I just wanted to leave and get some coffee at IHOP across the parking lot. But no, I stayed because surely the fight scene would be good. It wasn't good.

brie is not cute

No it didn't because the shitty greenscreen is so distracting in these garbage MCU movies that I literally cannot immerse myself at all in any drama attempting to be made. It's fucking garbage.

Guy that has been having sex with Brie here. She doesn't wear pads, she has a big butt that's all

Most assholes I see talking about the MCU on yahoo, youtube, twitter reddit etc literally think it's actually masterpiece tier

It is great cinema, the MCU is a spectacle, thrilling, entertaining, everything cinema is about. But nobody claimed it was high art, nobody said it was intellectual, deeply profound, whatever else you want to sling at it. Nobody is trying to insist this is as good as film gets. But it’s undeniably good cinema.

This. How could they shit on their own film so badly? They should have scrapped the big assembly, it was all shot anyway with prolonged shots of the Wakandans and femitard inserts, who really gives a fuck? The core of the MCU is Cap, Iron-Man, Thor and Spider-Man, as they should be. Their side characters such as Bucky and Happy interest me more than new “main” characters of Black Panther or Captain Mary Sue.

Doesn't help that they do up all the battle scenes before writing. What you end up with is the story being forced to work within the action scenes they have prepared rather than the story dictating the action scenes. Like, they probably had planned out Scarlet Witch fighting Thanos but didn't know that there was going to be zero emotion as she would be fighting an alternate universe Thanos since they already killed off the original to get the heroes into the section where they're going through time to get new infinite stones.

Are you black?