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Alright Yea Forums, you just inherited all of Brewster's Millions! You have to spend 72 million USD in 30 days (adjusted for inflation), in order to win 720 million (rounded up).

Here's the rules:
>No assets can be accumulated (that means no real state, no companies, no jewelry, nothing you keep)

>You have to end the 30 days completely penniless with no net worth. Can't throw out the cash, no burning bills or checks.

>You can donate 5% max to charity and gamble also 5%.

>No gifts for others or any kind of giving away money. Services may be hired or rented freely.

>No buying assets and then destroying the assets afterwards
>You can't tell anyone or ask for any help to spend this

>You finish the month with a bank account not at 0, or with assets in your possession, you get nothing and lose whatever's left of the 72 million
>You can also take the WIMP way out, by collecting 1 million, no questions asked, no strings attached.

Well, how do you spend it?

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WIMP out. In today's climate the publicity of the stunt would be too risky. I'd become infamous and have to deal with endless stress from it.

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Throw the sickest party of all time

I don't think you understand how much alcohol, hookers and blow 72 million can buy, and with the drugs you'd have to consume it all otherwise it's an asset with resale value

What are assets? Are cars assets? Are bottles of whiskey assets?
Yachts?
Cause I can spend any amount on these.

Anything that has value and can be resold, any one thing. Jewels, cars, real state, companies and stock, even bottles of whiskey

I buy shitloads of bluefin tuna

I think I have it.
Hotels.
I rent all the rooms and villas and shit I can find. Also big venues.

You can only rent the rooms for 30 days, and remember, online transactions require a credit card, if you have any cash on bank accounts, you may win some interest when the month rolls over.

I'd do that and buy 5 tickets for every black person in the world to special new screenings of Black Panther

This challenge aged like vinegar. Shit's too expensive nowadays, you can't buy shit with 72 million, you can just make a tenth of a blockbuster and let production fall through and probably be in debt.

I invest in shitty stocks and pyramid schemes until I have no money left.

that happened in the movie, the aggressive buyout made it so schemes and shit stocks actually ballooned in value, by the time you tap out you'll actually be ahead of where you started

aged vinegar rules

I'm 6'3, should I watch this movie?

Hire big name artists to make appearances. Done money would be blown in one party, don’t even need 30 days

I'd just take the million straight up. There's basically no fucking way I'm going to be able to afford a house otherwise.

sure, but you need a large penis to actually enjoy it.

Giant names are probably gonna be insulted, but you can buy all the gamer girl pee you want I guess

Also, Hard Mode: John Candy shows up in week 2 and makes you an extra 10 million out of the blue.

I figure I'm dead in 5 years if I actually got the 720, why draw it out if I can manage the same in a month with 10% of that

Just go in for a routine check-up at any hospital in the US.

$72 mil probably won't cover it even then...

Who, be careful there. Get a few tests and you're eating into the 720 million.

got us a couple stand-up-comedians here
do you get all your material from idiocracy? IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY am i right??

Who hurt you, and how much did it cost to get fixed?

Maybe it can cost 72 million in psychiatric help

Id buy a thot

buy 72 thots for a month

i’d kidnap mary hannon and force her to reenact the entirety of american psycho, from beginning to end, in my basement while i go spend the $72m on hookers and blow

I read this in R. Lee Ermey's voice. Funny.

We got a thinking man, finally

Rent the most expensive mega yatch. Lots of prostitutes and coke and all of the numerous crew are also prostitutes.

How much does the very best hookers cost? what about a kilo of coke?

Hell, you could blow that on Patreon for a month

If say 10k a day for world class. 100 hookers are 1 million a day.

Jesus 100 hooker would actually be hell, imagine the chatter

I'll just tip pizza delivery guy $70 million. It's not a gift, it's a pay for a service.

Who would accept that at face value like that? Most people would probably just run

Or he's just start sucking your dick. Wait for a female delivery person just to be safe.

You can align them so you just do rolls and all you touch is tits

I would contract a private army (entire PMC) for a month and do some sight seeing in central africa. bring lots of cocaine, prostitutes, rental gear with me

Ez, hire fighters to storm Israel.

I'd throw a festival. Have biggest artists and entertainers to make appearances. Hell, have presidents make speeches. They charge a fuckton. Have hookers be the crowd. Fly them from abroad on private jets.

Lmao just put in a 10 day request for 72 million in cash from federal reserve and then burn it

>Can't throw out the cash, no burning bills or checks.
cant you read?

>Services may be hired or rented freely.
just book up a whole shitload of flights and hotels and rental cars and hoes and meal reservations for the next 50 fucking years

You don't pay for those ahead of time like that, you can only rent them for the 30 days

rent out some 5* hotels in dubai and organize unlimited food/drink parties with open entrance in them with free heli and lambo/ferrari rides. Hire western escorts and make a contest between them for the slutiest one with the main prize some extremely expensive piece of jewelry

I would rent out a place in the Caribbean, one on the Med, and then a place up in a remote part of Canada. For the thirty days I would have a private jet on standby at the nearest airport to me where ever I was at the time. I would also find a couple of high priced escorts to fly with me for that month. I would change locations every four days, so that should burn up fuel quicker.

>Services may be hired or rented freely.
Ez
I'll just hire Belle Delphine or some such thing as a live in cook for a month for $72 million

>go to auction fundraiser of baked goods
>bid 72 mil on cupcake
>eat cupcake
Did I win?

Based

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I'd pay close family members ridiculous sums of money to do yardwork or take out my trash.

>You don't pay for those ahead of time like that
You can if you want, and you especially can if you have 72 fucking milly

"im sorry sir, but you are too rich, we can't book your room"
"no thank you we don't want your money"
yeah fucking right, retard

>No gifts for others or any kind of giving away money. Services may be hired or rented freely.
>Services may be hired or rented freely.
-ey bro, can i hire your masturbating skills for 72 million dollars?
-sure.
??

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I donate 5% to Dartmouth college
I gamble 5% putting it on Trump winning the 2020 election
I rent a penthouse apartment in NYC, London, Monaco, Tokyo, Sydney and do a 30 day world tour
I charter the nicest private jet
I eat the most expensive food
I have the finest escorts sit on my face
I trip on the strongest LSD
The remainder of the money goes to hiring “agents” whose only job is to find me cute chubby teen girls who will sit on my face at a polygamous compound in the Cotswolds that I will build once I have the $720 million.
Then I will live out the rest of my days tripping balls and having chicks sit on my face
Oh and a Ferrari 512 TR
Fuck this is easy, sign me up

One night in strip club. Wheres my 720 milions?

hire and fund islamist state militants to attack israel

>sit on my face
fucking beta
you get nothing

72 million is not enough to create an army

Then I would do a"Project-X" style party inside a giant rented house with copious amounts of hookers, djs, drugs, instawhores and invest like 20 million into promoting the event.

t. very very nervous rabbi

I'd buy the distribution rights to the intro to TDKR, buy every ad spot on every networknof television and put the plane scene in all of them, for as far into the future as I could until running out of money. Ad buys are expensive so it probably wouldn't last me long, probably couldn't even afford to buy all the superbowl ad time.

i would buy 72 million worth of premium currency in videogames, can't be returned or traded except for digital stuff in game.

How many "it's okay to be white" posters could be put up worldwide in 30days with 72 million dollars?

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Buy a Boeing 737 700. Crash it into a mountain.

Transer the 72M to an offshore account where they can't touch it.

*dabs*

I'll just produce a cheap indie film.

>rent stadium
>hire a few big name artists to perform
>hire private security company
>provide unlimited free drinks and food for anyone that comes
>spend any remaining money on ad campaigns
>anyone who wants to come can come for free

I buy 700M of absolute garbage stock, then pay a Goldman-Sachs powerbroker 20M to devalue the stock by 90%, then I sell it all and donate half of what I have left to charity and gamble away the remaining half.

it is if you want a few elite mercs as saboteurs or hundreds of goat fuckers with bargain bin ak's and rpgs. essentially just give hamas more guns

Day trade $72 million worth of bitcoin for 30 days. Lose it all in transaction fees.

This. It’s the only way. Rent a fleet of private mega-yachts filled with “models,” sail around the Mediterranean, gamble the 5% away in Monaco.

Contact NASA, rent a space shuttle and go into space for a few weeks. I'm sure that would take care of that!!!FACT!!!

>>No gifts for others or any kind of giving away money. Services may be hired or rented freely.

They don't specify how much you can spend to "rent" things. Sounds like a loophole to me since they don't give a limit to how much you can spend on renting something. Rent a small private army for a month. Rent 60 of the worlds top tier hookers for a month at a million each and the rest on a luxury hotel and an army of servants.

72 mill wouldn't be a problem!!!FACT!!!

>with no net worth
Wait what does this mean, does this include movies i finance?
Theoretical i can make a movie but i got nothing counted as net worth.

My list
>Donate 5%
>Over the 30 make a party with free entree every weekend
>Finance a movie which doesnt come out in 30 days, its technical nothing worth at the moment
>Rest of money give away as loan with a date of 2 year to pay back.
Since the rules never state "no loan" and i technical keep nothing if i loan money, since it could be lost too and only counts aftre they pay back, its rather easy to spend.

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donate 5% to a worthy charity
pay in advance for lavish funeral expenses
spend the rest on heroin