Post slasher films you know you'd survive

Post slasher films you know you'd survive

Attached: 51G9ET1RVEL.jpg (336x475, 42K)

Unrionically

Attached: 74943229-e1540227016826.jpg (932x700, 75K)

>outrunning 3 killers in their own backyard
No. Just no.

plenty of people have escaped jason

Because my name isn't Sarah Connor, it would simply walk past me and leave me alone.

Attached: 220px-Terminator1984movieposter.jpg (220x328, 25K)

slasher killers by bodycount:

Jason: 165
>F13 Part 2: 10
>F13 Part 3: 12
>F13 Final Chapter: 13
>F13 Part 6 Jason Lives: 18
>F13 Part 7 New Blood: 15
>F13 Part 8 Jason Takes Manhattan: 16
>Jason Goes to Hell: 25
>Jason X: 22
>Freddy vs Jason: 21
>F13 2009: 13

Michael Myers: 123
>Halloween: 5 (+2 dogs)
>H2: 10
>H4 Return of Michael Myers: 16
>H5 Revenge of Michael Myers: 13
>Curse of Michael Myers: 16
>H20: 6
>Halloween Resurrection: 9
>Halloween 2007: 15
>H2 2009: 16
>Halloween 2018: 15

Chucky: 40
>CP: 4
>CP2: 7
>CP3: 6
>Bride of Chucky: 6
>Seed of Chucky: 5
>Curse of Chucky: 5
>Cult of Chucky: 7

Freddy Kreuger: 38
>ANoES: 4
>Freddy's Revenge: 10
>Dream Warriors: 6
>Dream Master: 6
>Dream Child: 3
>Final Nightmare: 3
>Freddy vs Jason: 1 (surprisingly)
>ANoES 2010: 5

Leatherface: 31
>TCM: 4
>TCM 2: 4
>TCM 3: 3
>TCM Next Generation: 1
>TCM 2003: 6
>TCM Beginning: 6
>TC 3D: 4
>Leatherface: 3

Pinhead: 25
>Hellraiser: 1
>Hellraiser 2: 1
>Hellraiser 3: 7
>Bloodline: 3
>Inferno: 1
>Hellseeker: 0 (wtf)
>Deader: 9
>Revelations: 3

Terminator isn't Slasher

only by virtue of being an incel, I take it

I wouldn't have been on the killer's radar and I wouldn't have gone to their party.

Attached: 5127F505WAL._SY445_.jpg (297x445, 27K)

>Monday I watched The Hills Have Eyes(2006)
>Tuesday I watched Wrong Turn
>tonite I watched The Last House on the Left(2009)
shits been comfy

Attached: p446_v_v8_aa.jpg (960x1440, 226K)

Like all of the.. I own firearms and I'm a boomer.

You planning on watching the other Wrong Turn films?

Attached: 512ZZT70TVL._SY445_.jpg (310x445, 32K)

Attached: p40491_v_v8_ac.jpg (960x1440, 217K)

Yes, it is. Terminator is basically Jason Vorhees with a gun.

nah, John Carpenters Vampies and Ghosts of Mars are next

It all it takes is one kick to the face.

Attached: Childsplay.gif (500x631, 1.97M)

It pretty much is.

wasn't there another Hellraiser last year? Judgement or something

Yes, and it actually turned out to be decent. The actor who portrayed Pinhead wasn't on the level of Bradley by any means but still did the character more justice than the fat ass in Revelations.

Those don't work

this was sooooo sllooooooow