What kind of person watches the underworld movies ?

How can you not fall in love with her in those movies?

You know I had this closeted faggot friend who was around 350 lbs going on 400. Had a real fetish for sabotaging his friends' relationships until I was all that was left and I was just there out of pity.
He also assumed that any abbreviation was about world of warcraft.

Anybody who likes to watch Kate in tight back leather, ya fucking fagget.

People who like action horror and hot brunettes.
It's not fucking rocket science, mate.

namefaggot BTFO

>Wears a corset over a latex bodysuit

Why does this seem fucked up?

Because she shouldn't be wearing any clothes at all.

True, but still....is it supposed to be armor or something?

Nah, she's a vampire. It's just supposed to look hot as fuck.
I miss nonfunctional aesthetic armor and it needs to come back. I don't expect actors to actually protect themselves from plastic swords. I expect them to look good.

Actually, pretty much everyone, because the first two Underworld movies came at a time that was still prior to the ULTRAFAGGOTRY meme world of today. Normies, Chad and Stacy, mallgoths, actual nightlife subculture-goers - pretty much everyone - saw them back then.

Pretty much. Especially the first two, which happened to be the best two.

I'm a 32 year old chadcel and I just watched all 5 of them last week.

When I saw the first one when it came out, I literally fell in love with Selene, I couldn't stop thinking about her for like three months

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boomers

People who like pale girls with dark hair and blue eyes

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>I miss nonfunctional aesthetic armor and it needs to come back. I don't expect actors to actually protect themselves from plastic swords. I expect them to look good.

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my dad, he thought vampires and werewolves were cool when he was younger and likes action movies

hes actually pretty chad now that i think about it.

Acceptable, what happened to hot vampire chicks?

They're problematic. Hot gay guys are the only acceptable form of sexy vampires now.

They'll slowly come back.
The first sign of things steadily coming back to normal was when they unpozzed Vampirella.
They tried dressing her like Claire Redfield, but new issues have her in her actual outfit thanks to backlash.

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«CHADBROS», AND BOOMERS.

Does it? That's pretty normal. First you slip into latex catsuit, they add all nice gear like corset, neck brace, maybe an armbinder, ballgag...

That's good news. Once they got her I lost all hope. Glad my girl's back.

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Imagine overcompensating so much because your mom can cuck you at anytime she wants

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You know who gets turned on more than me whenever I see Kate's daughter getting lewd?
Kate does.
Post more.

>it's a 2019 issue
THANK CHRIST
I was so fucking mad when this shit happened

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men who enjoy a strong woman in leather

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People who're in love with Kate Beckinsale enough to buy her cardboard cutout at the FYE when it was closing down and furiously masturbated to it, fucking guy who sold it to me probably knew why I was buying it too.

Those are the only two I really enjoyed and acknowledge. The following ones were made only because of the success and popularity of the first two, which by its own appearance, should be enough to have answered the question in the OP. Brainlets.

>why you calling my moms name user?

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Imagine the smell

>Kate Beckinsale, the prevailing waifu of my teenage years, has become a top level MILF with a daughter who immediately became an aggressive semen demon
Fuck I love this timeline.

these are the vamps that suck blood and cock, and that's okay

What do you mean user?Kate raised Lilly on a tight leash

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me on the left

I love them both so much

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People in the early 2000s

for me, it's lara pulver

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Emos.

Did anyone actually watch this for the story?

I liked the plots of the first two since they tied together. Third and fourth felt tacked on.
Short answer: yes.

I wonder what else she'll do if I paid her.

I watch it more for the backstory

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Me.

Same here

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I remember watching one of them cause I thought vampires were the coolest shit around that time, the only thing that I can remember is 2 vamps having sex in a truck while they wait for the sun to go down or some shit. I didn't stick around the series and went back to watching Blade for my vampire fix

>You have been standing behind us for a while young man,is there anything you want?

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"y-yes mommy"

My friend and countryman.

escapism junkies /thread

Based and succubuspilled.

I do. I enjoy these movies they're like the modern equivalent of late 80's/early 90's action flicks. I'm still sad Kate isn't returning for the next one.

please step on me

just the usual

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p-pusy pls now

MILLA NO

Me.

Underworld vs Resident Evil would be lit senpai

Could that guy not afford a razor?

Emos in 2003

How could the most based guy in hollywood dress so shit?

Why go to the effort to look good when you can just pay people to tell you that you look good?

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Rise of The Lycans was good too, in fact, it was the last good one.
Viktor is GOAT.

no

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i never finished any underworld movies, i always get horny from staring at kate beckinsale and just wank off midway

I watch these movies because I love Kate's ass and latex suits
Just look at it

Are more of these movies eventually coming out or is the franchise dead?

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Normies, plebeians, etc
They're not good films

dude wtf lmao

Mode of this?

Her daughter is fucking hot

Persons who desperately need a friend
>A friend in need's a friend indeed
>A friend with weed is better
>A friend with breasts and all the rest
>A friend who's dressed in leather

Placebo seem so painfully square now.

BREHS

Ultraviolet (1998) is the superior vampire kino. Idis Elba, Jack Davenport, some old guy, and some posh bint.

forgot pic

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2000's Edgelords

Thank you friend

I avoided thse movies mainly because I hated Goths and Emos so god damn much. Still do.
Today though, I might consider having a watch.

I have bought tickets to see every Underworld movie in theaters solely because of Kate Beckinsale's ass in tight leather.

Not interested in searching for the legendary big-titty goth gf?

I prefer a big titty anime gf

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Ah, well. A waifu is fine too.

Redpilled males who like active women in tight leather/latex outfits, who could probably beat them in a fight and then force them to into a cuntlock. I mean, just imagine her taking that thing off after wearing it for a few hours, then forcing you to clean her off. Wouldn't that be horrible.. haha.

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>action horror
>pale skin, dark hair, bright blue eyes (the holy trinity of beauty, anything else is wrong) and fucking skin-tight clothing
What's not to like?

>all these people saying latex
Its not latex you fucking blind faggots.

Everything about that scenario would be pure heaven. I can't even joke about this.

mommy!

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13 year old me who liked vampires, guns and women in tight clothes

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Her head is fucking huge like most bongs. Still gorgeous tho

Honestly? An idiot.

Why do 90% of pale girls here ruin their skin with tanning salons and other kikery and of the remaining 10% only 1% aren't fat
it hurts

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