I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

balls of sneed

AAAAGHHH OOOOUUUGGHHH

HUH-HUH
*munch munch*

Duke Nukem was always cringe boomer shit and gay too.

I'll make you a faggot

I remember fapping to the end game screen with the women calling duke back to bed and then you can hear them having sex, and also playing the entire games using the arrow keys to aim, because I had no clue you could use the mouse to aim.

I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck

LUL!

LEATHER BELT

blow it out your ass

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

Balls balls balls balls balls
youtube.com/watch?v=ot6CFdspro8

youtube.com/watch?v=eckoYQqdk28

>oh gawd I'm getting chills.

What was her problem?

Balls
Bal|s
Bal|s
Balls
Ba|ls
Balls of steel.

youtu.be/-rsEs4HWXeY

shes a wop from new jersey

italians are cowards if they can't choke you out with piano wire

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The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF

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kino

Get that crap outta here

youtu.be/RbEaqCjrf_A

HIIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAAAAAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

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i got a ring in there last night

I'm finding lord of the rings right now
and I want a new fucking box

youtube.com/watch?v=tVY79A57e4I

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

I'M gonna fucking kill you motherfucker, old style!

>old style

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Drugs and alcohol

SERENITY IF THIS IS YOU

>I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
Oh really? May I see them?

Dropped your pants?

STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL

I got a ring in there last night

this one starts off slower, but once it gets going it's definitely underrated ventkino

>AWWOOOOGAAAAA
>OH MY GOOOD

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eat shit and die

and youre all out of cum also, so

>This is not Top Gun
>Bullshit

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I call the bolice

>before you start with your music agai-
>HIIIIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAAY TOOOOOO THE DAAAAYNJA ZOOOOONE

belt, leather belt
leather belt belt belt belt belt belt belt belt belt
aw dude dude dude du-dude
le-vel eigh-teen
AUGH uugh

Pointer! He's back again, I'm-I'm getting chills!

when is it coming out? looks kino
youtube.com/watch?v=TDlB2P1leRM
still waiting

why is this thread still up while mine about a televised debate got deleted fuckin g jannies

AWOOOGAAAAAAA

>old style
>????

eat shit and die

blow it out your ass

blow it out your ass

>I suck balls
>all day
>just because I like it so much
youtu.be/TYHTr2Z82Ao

Duke is based
You are not

Because you didn't have BALLS OF STEEL

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck

I got a ring in 'er last night

Your ass is grass, and I'm the weed whacker.

Can't think of anyone besides young Schwarzenegger or Lindgren with the original VA dubbing over them who could do the character Justice in live action.

this guy that gearbox found to help promote DNF

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Wasn't Cena in talks to play a live action duke a couple years back? Whatever happened to that?

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I like rape

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

Duike Nukem and Lara Croft Save the World kino fucking when?

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K I N O

get bent

DROPPED YOUR PANTS

why does no one ever post the more funny part 2

Imagine how low your IQ has to be to find this funny...

DO YOU FUCKING THINK I'M FUCKING LAUGHING

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You say you have balls of steel, but check me out, I'm bad for real!

youtube.com/watch?v=IGCq3Bj7_x0

Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!

Double HP

I really like his Lemongrab one, that Bill Burr impersonator genuinely sounded hateful.

Why do I always mistake Doom with Duke Nukem?

blow it out your ass

You fuckin' watch, you prick

FUCK YOU

LEVEL 18

Blow it out your ass

drUID?!