In Crank 3, Chev Chelios has to _______ to survive

In Crank 3, Chev Chelios has to _______ to survive.

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unironically suck and fuck

Ass to Ass

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consume flesh to heal his charred body

post Sneed every hour

fart

Suck cock and swallow cum

Swallow live hamsters to run on a hamster wheel powered heart

If there was an answer to this question, they'd have made Crank 3 by now.

f*ck n*ggers

Feed

Gain cryptocurrency.
THe plot is all about him breaking into Chinese bitcoin farms, beating the shit out of everyone in them, and then redirecting everything to his address.

find the answer

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work for free

stay calm

give a public speech

Constantly consume food due to a plot magic tapeworm implanted in his stomach. Ends with him cannibalizing the villain.

Have sex but the kicker is he's in Africa so playing Russian roulette.

Keep moisturized.

Actually kinda good.

Shitpost on Yea Forums

breathe oxygen

it was fucking in the 2nd one, or that was the 1st? what was the other?

it was both

Shitpost

eat halal meat every hour

His body makes too much blood so he constantly has to cut himself and bleed out

kill all jews

Feed and seed

His body makes too much sperm he has to jack himself and cum hard

he must sacrifice his honour and become a sneedposter

Sing and dance

Sniff woman's feet

Insert his penis into a fire ant hill

transition

Best in thread

make another Crank movie

stay alive

That'd actually be interesting. Like Crank 3's premise is that Chev's experiences in Crank 1/2 got turned into an overdramaticized movie and now some crime lord is forcing him to recreate events from the movie to prove whether or not it was true, thinking it's a Bloodsport-esque bullshit documentary.