In Crank 3, Chev Chelios has to _______ to survive.
In Crank 3, Chev Chelios has to _______ to survive
unironically suck and fuck
Ass to Ass
consume flesh to heal his charred body
post Sneed every hour
fart
Suck cock and swallow cum
Swallow live hamsters to run on a hamster wheel powered heart
If there was an answer to this question, they'd have made Crank 3 by now.
f*ck n*ggers
Feed
Gain cryptocurrency.
THe plot is all about him breaking into Chinese bitcoin farms, beating the shit out of everyone in them, and then redirecting everything to his address.
find the answer
work for free
stay calm
give a public speech
Constantly consume food due to a plot magic tapeworm implanted in his stomach. Ends with him cannibalizing the villain.
Have sex but the kicker is he's in Africa so playing Russian roulette.
Keep moisturized.
Actually kinda good.
Shitpost on Yea Forums
breathe oxygen
it was fucking in the 2nd one, or that was the 1st? what was the other?
it was both
Shitpost
eat halal meat every hour
His body makes too much blood so he constantly has to cut himself and bleed out
kill all jews
Feed and seed
His body makes too much sperm he has to jack himself and cum hard
he must sacrifice his honour and become a sneedposter
Sing and dance
Sniff woman's feet
Insert his penis into a fire ant hill
transition
Best in thread
make another Crank movie
stay alive
That'd actually be interesting. Like Crank 3's premise is that Chev's experiences in Crank 1/2 got turned into an overdramaticized movie and now some crime lord is forcing him to recreate events from the movie to prove whether or not it was true, thinking it's a Bloodsport-esque bullshit documentary.