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Why is this Rey so much more likeable than the actual movie version?

THIS SO MUCH

I wish you and me would make the rules around here user, but real men SCARE these SJW PUSSIES

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Paid to be a nigger

she's around 8 or 9 years younger, smaller, and not a millionaire actress, but just a zoomer trying to get around. and she doesn't actually kill or beat up people, she just smiles and is nice to kids.

because she's better at acting

Um.. sorry, but Park Rey is literally a goddess.

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>Ayo, hol up..

>Why ain't no cracka ass white bois talkin' bout me?

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she looks obnoxious. the small one just looks nice.

When will Yea Forums learn?

Mini is the only true queen

t. Assblasted whiteknight

>be way hotter and probably a better actress than the real rey
>have to work at an amusement park, just a step above a carny, because you weren't there to blow the director and producers

youtube.com/watch?v=-m557jS5FAY

Why is Galaxy's Edge such an embarrassing flop bros?

youtube.com/watch?v=iOhzEyjFSSo

mini best rey

I'm asking myself the same question about you every day son.

t. mom

>U w-whiteknight I'm really a big bad man and ur mean

I'm not your brother faggot

it's so cringeworthy
she's doing a good job
but the job she has to do is awful
and there must be something wrong with the people who enjoy it

>there must be something wrong with the people who enjoy it
Yes, they are children

OI TUGGA
TODAY, WE'RE HERE IN THE FAAAAAH REACHES OF THE GALACTIC EMPOIYAH!

WHERE I HEAR THE REY'S LOOOOVE A GOOD FOIT!

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>Team Mini
>Best Rey
>Best tits
>Best threads
Yeah, I'm thinking best team

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Hapa Rey is a snitch youtu.be/y4CP0Q2Hp3I skip to 2:39 and follow her, she snitches to security after some autist tries to rp star trek with her

Ok the girls are cute, but what's the appeal of having people walk around with lame scripts pretending to do star wars related stuff. The interaction with kids is ok but it seems they draw in many adults as well. Not even just the autists. Why? This is a ridiculous concept. I guess something like this could only work in America.

you can just tell she has an asian boyfriend

god she's annoying

Park Rey is THE instaslut. Glorious.

Tenda pls go

I can't watch these because I feel intense discomfort for the actor/actress having to keep character. My skin feels like it's crawling. Does that mean I'm not a sociopath?

that wasnt hapa plus that youtuber seemed a cunt so w/e

That startrek girl is reason why I feel bad for these park Rey’s

Why is Galaxy's Edge such an embarrassing flop bros?

I don't know, I haven't actually watched any of them for the same reason. I'm just shilling for Tanner because I checked out his reviews and he's a legit manchild and overall wholesome and pure. He deserves some attention.

>pretending
I wonder why there are thousands of strip clubs

A theme park is not the same as a strip club though. I'm sure you must know the difference. If not then, yikes.

Her execution isn't that great, but the concept is sound.

The entire planet is a strip club.

are the hats really necessary, officers

Hapa Rey oozes thottery.

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Second hand embarrassment shows you have the basic levels of empathy, so no, you're not a sociopath.

Posting the most attractive and superior Rey. Nothing beats the original

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I get having the actors role-play but making the sales staff and ride attendant's do it is just a recipe for cringe.

Can't believe some of you fags think any of those basic thots even come close to Daisy

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>later some storm troopers talked to my mom about it and she said not to talk to that rey again
Can you imagine how cool it would be to work security at Star Wars Land but you have to wear a Stormtrooper Uniform?
Your helmet has a voice modulator and your blaster fires rubber bullets. Most of the time you just get your picture taken while mock fighting with the various Reys - but other times you get to go into the cantinas asking about the worst offending autists - the bar tender points you at some guy who is clearly trying to dress like Han Solo from the original trilogy. You appreciate the outfit but it's against the rules so you and your squad drag him into the back room where your boss smashes his hand with a ballpeen hammer.

God I wish that were me

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Park Rey is Peak Rey

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None of those discount bin thot Reys can compete with this butt

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How are these chicks able to do this job without cringing so hard their ribs break?

>Can you imagine how cool it would be to work security at Star Wars Land but you have to wear a Stormtrooper Uniform?

Security is there for when serious shit happens. They won't have any authority to them if they wear star wars costumes

You are a strip club

The queen

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Park Rey is the most beautiful but I'm most attracted to Kansas Rey

Women who are sjws just need a proper dicking.

I'm fairly certain disney offers a great mental health benefits package

*AHEM*

Did I give you permission to post pictures of my wife?

*the alien queen

>trying to rehabilitate the image of the shitty movie character and actress portraying her

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imagine that body when she's 40 and her ass starts to shrink up. I feel bad for she-twinks

Good for her, the goblib was being annoying

>reddit spacing

Face it dude. No one compares to Daisy, she actually has a regal quality about her. These girls you're obsessing over are just your every day whores that you can pick up on tinder or at the mall

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There's a very thin line between getting this gig and ending up on girls do porn. I'm glad they got this gig before it went that way.

The vids of them interacting with kids are heartwarming.

What are the chances that I could inseminate a Rey in the Disneyland?
youtube.com/watch?v=A-LuVjiKwiY

Depends on a combination of your looks, wealth, and social intelligence.

Pretty high since they are all insta whores

wait if i'm not able to cringe anymore i'm a literal nutcase? that's actually good advice man, i was worried a bit.

>g-guys please come to our nuclear bomb of a theme park w-we have thots cosplaying as your favourite n-nu wars shit characters!
Pathetic even for you, disneyshills

You guys all don't realize she didn't get cast for being a beauty queen, why? Do you think Carrie Fisher was cast because she was the hottest chick that applied?

And that aside she's still really pretty, no idea what your fucking problem is

The only Rey

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or physical strength

>high cut bathing suit
HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>this obvious Disney shill forcing Daisy even though everyone hates her and thinks she's ugly
Fuck off, Disney shill. We've got new Reys and don't need or want Daisy's ugly fucking face.
Kansas Rey is my waifu, please don't steal

>she-twinks
schwing

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Are you an autist? It's for fun.

how much do you think are they being paid for that? do you think they would suck cock for like a 100?

Kansas is a trump supporter.

As long as the other ones aren't coal burners I Idon't care.

are you mentally disabled?

>#ParkIsAGlorifiedInstaSlut

Mini is the only one with topless pics on the internet though.

>this obvious Disney shill forcing these amusement park Reys even though everyone hates Galaxy's Edge and knows it's a dead park
Fuck off, Disney shill. We've got Daisy the only good thing to come out of nu wars and don't need or want anything to do with your overpriced shitty parks. It's pretty obvious this whole surge of Galaxys edge posts are made by paid shills

This makes her unironically based and makes me like her even more.

I imagine daisy could easily beat any of these thots in hand to hand combat

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i'm actually a bit baffled at this approach from disney marketing to win over the incel crowd yet again by cheap display of pusy. i hope you little shits don't watch this movie or i'll be mildly displeased because i don't really give a fuck.

hapa rey a best. and she is a bad one, yes but i always fall for the bad ones.

does she actually make minimum wage?

>same species

>Hapa Rey

It's Kansas Rey, she's full white. I'm glade she snitched on the attention whore.

not on Tanner's watch

Do any of those poor man's Reys have a tummy like the real one?

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She's a good girl that wants to secure the border.

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yeah that's cute and pretty and stuff but selfie culture is a scourge

How on earth do you guys find these people from a few video clips of them in costume?

what is their pay?

ITT: poor mans Felicity Jones

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>go to facebook
>search for disneyland galaxy's edge

it's not that hard. I'm not one of them and I actually told Elaine/mini rey about these threads and told her to set her IG to private but even I know how to do this shit

get fucked, creeps

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Autism

>there are literal grown "men" who go there

What the fuck happened to our timeline?

Daisy is above social media and deleted them years ago. Just look at the difference between that 6/10 versus this 10

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internet says disneyland princesses are paid like shit but i still suspect that these guys make some more, that's also what some other user said.

but elsa and aladin girl and whatnot, they make like 11$/h

Most people have no concept of opsec. Posting ANYTHING with your real name online makes it too easy. And most people have made that mistake at least a few times.

imagine how obnoxious she must be, looking like she has fun with her dog haha but in reality it's a photo op and she and a friend are super stressed because they only have a small window of time for good sunlight and have to make a thousand pictures to choose the best ones and the fucking dog isn't doing what it's supposed to and the fucking water is cold and whatnot

Pretty much this.These girls can easily make tens of thousands with porn or cam, but they're doing an honest job instead.

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She looks like a way prettier Ellen page

What are their names? I'm new

>trying to become an actress
let's be honest here, she won't become one with talent alone. And with guys like Harvey getting metoo'd left and right, sorry to say but her career is dead before it even started.

We get it, White Knight. Now fuck off

No, I'm going to keep reminding you so you don't forget me when the next poor girl becomes your target and OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE her instagram suddenly is set to private

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Poor girl. That dude has actual autism and probably hasn't showered in a week

hnnng

why do that though? and she's not going to take it down. they want whatever attention they can get hence they post pics in public. she won't fuck for this and you're going to be a virgin incel for a very long time with that mentality. You don't understand women at all.

BASED

I don't think there's a soul alive who gives a shit. Get lost

SJW? You don't even need that, they just need to see she has a boyfriend.
>Ruined
>I can't fap to someone who's not single
>OMG SHE HAS SEX THOTTTTTTTT

There's nothing you could do to me. My Rey doesn't have any social media nor would she ever notice a weirdo like you

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>Oh nooo women will be casted more often for their talent rather than for fucking powerful men! How horrible!

>I don't think there's a soul alive who gives a shit
Yeah, you know, except the approximately 30 or 40 people who completely lost their minds over this two days ago when he posted it for the first time and completely spilled their spaghetti.

Mini is VERY cute!

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>star wars fan looking for sex

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What makes her an exceptional actress is not bursting into uncontrollable laughter. Maybe for a couple of them you would be able to hold it in, but after a certain amount the absurdity of that situation must become totally overwhelming.

>everyone posts instathots
>no one posts their insta
..guys

No discount Rey has an ass like this

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good lord

>daisy can beat up kansas re-

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jesus man have sex

Someone explain this to me;

How many Reys are there? Are they all cute? Can I marry one? Are they new Reys waiting to be discovered? How do you know which is which? Do they all work at the same place? Are they friends?

Well, currently there are 4 reys we really care about. When Orlando's galaxy's edge opens in august, we'll be sure to have a couple new reys.

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Okay now you have piqued my interest, user. Please continue, you were discussing where I could find these "pics"?

LOL, for the character actors? No. They don't. Fairly certain you're a retard.

As a qualified technician with many years of training on this subject I can objectively confirm that the one on the left and the right are very cute.

If anyone is having doubts on this subject, please refer to this post for an answer.

She would mop the floor with that hoe

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Average cast member pay at Disney is $10 an hour. And no, she won't suck your dick.

>he thinks majority of the actors today were hired for their talents
I'm exaggerating but pretty sure a lot of them had to jump start their careers by sucking up and that may or may not included actually sucking cock.

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Daisy has top tier legs. No pretender can compete without 10/10 stems.

Award Show Rey is top dick food.

Holy shit. I make almost double of that and I'm in a third world country.

how much do you think riley reid would charge for a Rey cosplay video

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>sped up
Nah

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That’s why mini Rey almost cried on Instagram

Obviously Kansas Rey was Miss Kansas, but how did the others get their names?

>Daisy is above social media
LOL. Stalker white knights, always hilarious. No, incel, I would bet your whole net worth (not that big a bet) that she took her social media down because it got dogpiled by pathetic incels and stalkers sending her dick pics and marriage proposals and rude comments from poos.

Kansas Rey is best Rey
>Good with children
>Based and redpilled despite living in CA
>Angelic presence

>Whore Rey

Disgusting

>Rey Park in Star Wars Land
>Ray park is in Star Wars
is this pottery?

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why is she posting thot pics when she's so pure and motherly at the park??????????? MAK EIT STOP

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Cast member jobs aren't supposed to be career jobs. They gear the whole thing for college kids to make a couple of bucks, having fun.

Maybe but
>Generic plastic looking skank

Respect but not boner

That's how women are. The hoes make the best mothers

god i fucking love women

Sauce?

She gets gorilla fucked on the regular, while you cry into your lonely pillow every night. And, should you ever leave the house, and not die of instant heat stroke, and make it to the park when she's working, she'll wrinkle her nose like she smelled fresh dog poo, when she smells you come near, and take her break the second she sees you, so she can avoid being near you any longer. And she'll say "Ugh, that fucking freak that was stalking me!" in the break room.

you're telling me this qt is a thot? there's no way I refuse to believe it. I've watched the video 3 times, she's like your big sis, caring and loving when pop ignores you

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She's not a thot. She was just a model so all the incels here think that the fact a woman has worn a bikini in public automatically makes them trash.

she sucks at the accent. mini is the easily the best and most wholesome performer

I don't know what that face she's making is, but I like it.

is this guy handicapped? i think so but i'm not totally sure

She is basic
You can find girl like her in your nearest walmart, if you add work of make up artist and photoshop that walmart gal may even be a lot more hotter.

She got chased out
She is still snooping around and googling herself

This is true. Mini is like morning dew in a bottle. Impressive especially considering how poor she is.

Stalking. Some white knights already contacted mini rey and sent these threads to her, she made her instagram private and blocked recent followers.

I knew that. I meant why is Minimum Wage Rey called that? Why is she called Park Rey?

Park Rey should be Goddess Rey imo

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It looks like she's now branching out into the Insta-fitness thot scene.

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You say that like it's a bad thing

he's a big guy

kys tanner

She already is

>Rey63.jpg

Um...

Has there EVER been a male named Tanner who wasn't an asperger?
It's like a curse, his parents should feel ashamed

I see how she got the nickname mini

fuck you user for exposing me to that literal goblin

Wew. That's one triggered roastie.

It's her lost. If she wants to get into entertainment. She needs to learn how to suck this up.

Ok but the real question is when she’s done with the shoot can I maybe sniff the counter?

daisy has that typical brit massive baby forehead look
add on the buck teeth and that's a yikes from me dawg

are all star wars fans like this?

i knew someone named tanner in highschool and he wasn't autistic but he was very obviously homosexual
he was cute as hell, i wanted to fuck him badly

Which one?

He's just like a giant 5 year old. His mother washes him.

Honestly Park is the only one I see myself eating her ass out before washing.

top-tier smile

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She honestly should have just started a patreon instead of going private. She'd be able to retire off the NEETbux.

No all cynical fucks, user.

Your mother cocksucker