Queen?

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Get him on all fours i'll call it in!

Toupee?

Aye

You don't get to bring friends

kek

Buddy, you're a young man.

>You are a big fag.
>For you, darling.

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reid: Mr. Foster, I'm EMI
Prenter: He wasn't alone.
Reid: Uh, you don't get to bring your band.
Foster: They are not my band.
Prenter: Don't worry, no contract for them.
Reid: And why would I want them?
Prenter: They were trying to grab your attention. They work for the Parsi. The mustache man.
Reid: Fred?
(Ayeee-ooo!)
Reid: Get them backstage, I'll call it Queen.

*wide shot of a speeding tourbus*
Reid: THE CONCERT PLAN I FILLED WITH AGENCY LISTS ME, MY CREW, MR MAY HERE BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU. FIRST ONE TO SING GETS TO STAY IN MY CONTRACT. WHO PAID YOU TO HIRE MR MAY?
(GALILEO)
Reid: HE DIDN'T SING SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
Reid: TELL ME ABOUT FRED, WHY DOES HE HAVE MUSTACHE?! A LOT OF LOYALITY FOR A SESSION MUSICIAN!
Mercury: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fire a man before throwing him out of a tour bus, darling..
Reid: AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK, WHO ARE YOU
Mercury: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our music. No one cared who I was until I got the mustache.
Reid: If I shave them off, will you die?
Mercury: It would be extremely shameful
Reid: You are a big fag!
Mercury: For me, for me! FOR MEEE!
Reid: WAS GETTING THE CONTRACT A PART OF YOUR PLAN?
Mercury: Of course darling. Mr. Foster refused my single in favor of his. I had to find what he told you.
Foster: Nothing, I said nothing.
Reid: Congratulations, you got yourself a contract. What's the next step of your career plan?
Mercury: ROCKING THE WORLD... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

*wide shot of a filled up stadium*
*stepping noises*
Mercury: No! They expect one of us on the solo darling.
May: Have we started the concert?
Mercury: Yes. We will we will rock you!
*guitar noises*
Mercury: Calm dawn darling, now is not the time for Live Aid... that comes later.

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