Why does the hottest look the worst now?

Do Jaosn Biggs even age? He looks the fucking same as 20 years ago.

That's just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

Natasha a cute

Oh, that's just because you're a well adjusted human being that's never needed therapy... We all want in there!

I'll suck your cock for a $1000

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Cocaine, alcohol and sunbathing

based user

Holy shit she looks almost as bad as me.

Where's Shannon Elizabeth?
Barring drugs, plastic surgery or a horrible accident, she can't possibly not be still hot...

it's weird that the actress who had problems with drugs and mental illness, who once threatened to rape her neighbor's dog, is the one who aged the best

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Is that BDH in the middle?

Come give nana a kiss

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I hate jason biggs so fucking much i wish i could hate him to death
no idea why
like eddie kaye thomas is probably annoying as fuck and tara reid must be insufferable but they dont bother me in the least

youtube.com/watch?v=iPILFhoXWgA

well alright then, if you must
I'll take the $1000 upfront though

how many babies has alyson hannigan sucked the souls out of to look the same since like 1997?

Reckon he's had hair plugs

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he looks like he's aged fairly gracefully but sean william scott still looks like the eternal chad

I was 14 when the first movie came out and thought that my college years would be like that, but it wasn't. Now I'm in my 30s and single. At least I'm not a wizard, I guess.

>jason biggs isn't even jewish

I wonder if they will make another one at this point. It's already been 20 years. American Retirement is probably planned for 2040. Not even joking.

Alyson has barely aged wtf

>1974

>Jason Biggs ISN'T Jewish
Wtf? He looks like he is.

Barbara Dunkelman loooks like she isn't Jewish.
But she is.

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>Alyson is still cute 20 years later
Based

She might've had work done... unfortunate, if true.

gives me hope

If anything Sean William Scott looks better than 20 years ago!

Based.
She's so hot.

Biggs could play Jim Levenstein today wtf. Reid was always ragged though, Natasha and Alyson were always cuter

wheres shannon? 8 year old me jerked it to that scene in her bed about 3000 times

Hilariously he’s famous becuase everyone thinks he’s a Jew and handed him an acting career on a silver platter but he’s Italian.

honestly i cant tell anymore

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What happened to Shannon Elizabeth? She was supposed to be the next it-girl after American Pie, but did it turn out she just couldn't act? Didn't play along with the Hollywood game and got blacklisted?

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The receding hair line is looking okay on him desu, dude has a great face.

>he’s Italian
jews with better food

Also my boy John Cho who had a bit part made the word MILF famous and is more successful than anyone in this pic

She looks Jewish what are you saying

Stifler hasn't aged one bit. Pretty based.

nobody escapes his wrath forever brother

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What's the logic behind Jews casting a jew-looking Italian to play jews in movies?

Alyson's clearly aged, but she gained weight as she's a 40 something mom now, which is a good way to age gracefully, especially in the face.

this, someone give me the rundown on what he's been doing since doing the rundown

because they know they are ugly jews are not stupid

>oy vey who shouild we cast?
>how about the shaygetz with the big nose, he looks like a macher

They all still look pretty good except Tara Reid but she's a functioning human being again so that's more important

Here's a different angle

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>Nastasha Lyonne was in American Pie

Am I getting Mandela'd?

she's the alt girl that finch pays(?) to start a rumor that he has a huge dick.

Vincent looks great

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>perfect sex
Most memorable line desu

Lethal Weapon TV series which recently got cancelled
It's a shame since it was a good show but the production was too troubled

Alyson is such a qt

>granny s. preston, esquire

What happened to Stifler, he looks great.

>*wyld stallyns air guitar*

>the mummy returns 2 the grave.jpg

kek

but Stiffmeister is still the hottest OP

WHERE'S KEVIN?

>Nastasha Lyonne
Natasha (((Braunstein)))

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For me, it's Alyson Hannigan

Goon is fucking great. Plus his character is a complete departure from his Stiffler persona that muddies his other roles. Don't watch the sequel.

The guy playing Riggs was a complete asshole irl apparently

Tara Reid is permanently medicated lol
youtube.com/watch?v=eCBfki-7Y_M

I still would. Shes got that hot trailer trash vibe

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>I still would.
The fuck is the matter with you?

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Just imagine her dry bony pussy

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Fucking hell.

>who's the jew in the middle?
Not sure who the guy in glasses is, but of all the rest, only Allyson Hannigan and Natasha Lyonne are jewish, Biggs is not, though he practically always plays a jew, like here.

Scott, buffy girl, the orange is new black guy, and the dude on far right look great. I don't even know who the right guy is.

>I don't even know who the right guy is.
That's motherfucking CHARLIE NASH

youtube.com/watch?v=5VjdE9Y8VQA

>Tara Reid, 43 years old
>Katheryn Winnick, 41 years old
2 years apart...

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Why wont (((they))) let Sean Willam Scott work?

Licking vagina has restorative properties. You just have to worry about cancer.

so what, specifically, has caused this?

Alyson looks great. Best Buffy character.

why is Nick Kroll in the picture

booze, malnutrition and chain-smoking.

>hijab
dropped

Same age and my high school/college years were pretty much just like that. Going back and watching the movies the saddest part is the end of American Pie 2, because none of them will ever be that happy again.

She retired years ago. Last I remember, she's living in South Africa and running a charity or something.

No Mena Suvari, either, which is surprising, her career has been almost dead for a long time.

I guess Sherminator is still waiting tables, womp womp.

>comparing a professional photoshoot to a paparazzi image

retard

Mena Suvari now:

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guy with glasses is finch

>I guess Sherminator is still waiting tables, womp womp.
here's footage of him trying to sneak into the reunion party
youtube.com/watch?v=Sjoec7x4SJA

As expected, honestly.

RIP Kevin Myers (Thomas Ian Nicholas)
#RIPKev

F

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goddamn, wow

Pic related looks like a MAD Magazine drawing.

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Incel

She still looks good, but her career...not so much.

I can't see
due to the glare from Mena Suvari's enormous forehead

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best to worst looking
>stiffler
>alysson
>chris
>natasha
>biggs
>shitbreak
>blonde girl

that's eddie kaye thomas dummy

who cares about career? it's a board about sexy ladies

She’s living on a large farm in South Africa.I remember seeing her a year ago on tv hosting guests a local cooking show.She still looks the same.

What exactly is wrong with Tara Reid? Drugs? Alcohol? Eating disorder?

Still would

American.

all of the above

American Pie is problematic as all get out.

>not posting best girl or should I say mom.

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Both him and Wayans were gigantic assholes and feuded hard and once the guy playing Riggs got fired and replaced, Wayans announced he'd retire after the third season just as a huge fuck you.

What a shit show, was it even good?

It's surprising none of them were able to start a movie career on their own, Sean was the only one with some success at it, enough to at least merit remembrance as that early-mid 00's movie guy by the zoomer generation. I recently watched him at Bulletproof Monk (I remember wanting to see it back then) and holly shit it was bad, but the kind of bad that is so bad it becomes good in unintended ways. pic sorta related, a young Stiffler's mom

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Yeah, it was the best show on television.

Yeah it was actually a pretty good action show

Well i guess i'm binge-watching it this weekend.

>no Mena Suvari

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Combination of a lot of things. Mostly alcohol and coke, but also not sleeping or eating well. Just imagine what her pussy smells like.

lol faggot I was trolling you!

>those DSL

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Enjoy it man, the effects and stunt work are good stuff.

Not bad. That one PTA mom all the dads think about while boning their fat wives.

I remember my friends in school saying how bulletproof monk was the new "Matrix" and creaming their pants over the matrix style action and how they were going to make sequels

Fucking moron kids got me to watch it in theaters. The only good thing was the cute girl from sin city.

>those repeating digits

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YOU...SCOUNDREL!

Neat

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nice

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>Stifler's mom dick sucking lips magic granted me amazing digits
truly astonishing power

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Biggs has both southern italian/sicilian and manlet slow aging genes working for him. He's never been particularly good-looking sure but he won't start seriously looking a lot younger than he is until his mid-60's.

Klein is on a collision course. He's 40 and already looks mid 50's with hairline receding crazy. I've seen guys like him in their 60's-70's and pictures of them in their 30's. It's not looking good for him. He's got a really great face though so he'll fare better than most.

I give Scott about a 65% chance of looking amazing well into old age. He could easily drop off if he doesn't maintain himself but I give him good odds.

Thomas already looks like shit so need to go into detail.

I liked the blonde one better, just imagine having to film this after your last movie was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

youtube.com/watch?v=43SUJBZcWKg

Came here to post this. He got a lead role in a Woody Allen movie because Woody thought he’s a Jew lol.

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GARBAGE THREAD SAVED HOLY SHIT

tara reid has had photoshoots, theres only so much modern technology can hide it

>new american pie
>its sjw

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Fucking coke heads

Seann Scott looks fine though?