ITT: Remake the sneed scene as if it had been done by a famous director. Other anons guess who it is. I'll start with an easy one.
>Homer pulls up to the store. He sits there staring at the men on the porch for a long moment. >He gets out and slowly walks to the porch. He starts to open the door when one of the farmers says >Farmer: Nice car. German? >Homer:......................................Guatemalan. >Farmer 2: What about the shoes? >Homer just glances down at his shoes before looking back at the farmers with a half-smile >The farmers and Homer stare at each other for a moment. Farmer 1 puffs on his pipe. >Farmer 1: Pretty hands. >Homer POV shot of him staring down at his hands. >Homer: ...........................................Thanks. >Homer opens the door and steps inside.
>Homer stops in front and comes out. Close up on his shoes and screen pans up to him with a serious face walking towards the shack >close up on farmer who looks up from polishing his gun "Well shiiiit. *spits* Nice car boy? German? >"Guatemalan.." >Farmer leans up. " Whats a city slicker with fancy shoes and clean hands doing here boy?" >Homer grabs the gun at this waist as the tension thickens >"Just here to farm" >Farmer flicks his cig then attempts to shoot Homer, who instantly headshots him and paints half the shack res >other farmer rolls and runs inside as Homer chases after >guy behind the counter begins loading up a minigin >homer shoots him >other guy runs at homer with a knife and stabs him in the shoulder >they begin fighting in close combat through which at some poont Homer pulls out the knife, slashes at his throat, stabs him 7 times and then kicks the knife into him
Oliver Foster
>Homer pulls up to the store and the scene plays out as normal until Homer enters the store >Farmer 1 and Farmer 2 exchange a knowing glance and disappear into thin air >When Homer enters the shop, the floor begins to rumble >Jet boosters sprout from the gummy bear shelves >We cut to a zoom-out of the store's exterior as it begins to rise into the air >A dramatic chord plays as the truth is revealed >The store is actually a UFO >Homer pulls at Sneed's overalls in desperation >"Sneed! What's going on?!" >Sneed smirks and begins to laugh >He reaches up to his face and pulls it off >It's a mask >"Sneed? I think you're mistaken." >The mask falls to the floor in dramatic slow motion >"The name's Chuck." >Cut to black
Jordan Morgan
Tarantino
Shyamalananana or Spielberg
Justin Gutierrez
Yep.
Jordan Morales
>scene does a quick fade in from a black screen as lounge jazz starts to play >camera faces the farmers and store from the spot that the car pulls into, homer steps out >shot switches to over the farmers’ shoulder as homer approaches >switches to pano view of homer and the farmers on the porch >Farmer1: My friend has something to tell you uoy >Farmer2: nice fancy German car... city slicker >shot switches to homers stunned face >homer walks into the store, but his stunned face remains superimposed over the rest of the scene
Retard. user only reads like the first four words damn
Matthew Clark
this is the most boring meme
Benjamin Wilson
...Godard?
Chase Murphy
but the result is amazing. no more simpsons threads ever again
Lucas Thomas
>Homer begins a long drive with his family to the store >Homer: We're here kids this is gonna be FUN! >He goes up to the porch >Farmer 1 and 2 in unison: Well well well look at the city slickers in their fancy german car >Shot zooms in on barts face >Bart internal monologue: help me sneed >Homer murders Everyone with his fancy german car apart from marge and bart and then dies from swallowing multiple guccii loaferzzzzzz\zzz
Alexander Davis
>Homer's in his car, thinking >There's a massive storm outside >cuts to a wide shot of the fields, for 30 minutes >Focus is back on Homer >A deep voice asks "When did Man turn his back on Him?" >Homer gets out of the car and starts walking >Schubert's 4th starts as the wind howls >Farmer 1 is drinking some moonshine and asks Farmer 2: >"Do crows smell death?" >Homer shows up and asks them: >"Any of you fine folks wouldn't happen to know where man like me could get some oil?" >Farmers look at each other and Farmer 1 goes: >"You know...I've been running this place since 1967, back then it was called Chuck...now I know that them signs up there says different, and I resent it! >Homer reaches for something in his pocket...
>all these seething sneedfags that desperately cling to a dead meme Maskposting won, get over it.
Liam Kelly
>Homer stops in front and comes out. Close up on his shoes and screen pans up to him with a scrunched face walking towards the shack >close up on farmer who looks up from polishing his cigarette "Well shooooot. *spits* Nice car, sir. Chuck? >"Sneed..." >Farmer leans up. " Whats a nice man with fancy shoes and clean hands doing here?" >Someone opens the door and accidentally clips Homer’s head. >"D’oh." Farmer takes the lollipop from his mouth then properly assists Homer, who instantly thanks him and heads inside. >other farmer sits back and minds his business >guy behind the counter begins loading up a minigin >”D’oh.” >He shoots Homer >Homer screams and runs out unscathed >He warns the other farmers of the shooter >They all leave and the local authorities are notified >The situation is properly handled.
