Brad Pitt is 55 years old

I want to fuck Margaret Qualley

How come he didn't get metoo'd? A guy like him must hit on every women.

>women

What about girls. Teenagers don’t like crusty old men

He’s in the closet

Its fucking Brat Pitt my man. If Epstein can get all this teenagers to go to his house and private island to "massage" him..... pretty sure Brat Pitt can pull it out too if he wanted to.

You are fucking retarded if you actually think that.

The rule is half your age plus seven.

Always has been and always will be.

say that to Spacey

rumour has it he fucked julia butters

Again one of the generals in the civil war had teenage groupies follow his camp around and apparently he was fucking them. Women are not attracted to the same things that men are. You think all those highschool girls fuck their teachers for grades?

The term is Roid Belly ya nogger.

But then again that's usually applied for regular people and not richers.

>Brad Pitt is 55 years old
Yes, but he doesn't look a day over 40. So, I'd say at least 10-15 more years at least.

Are you stupid or something? Brad Pitt has to beat women off him with a stick just walking down the street.

You always end up paying for sex one way or another.

This could only come from the mind of a virgin.

>Brad fucking Pitt couldn't bang an 18 year old

Are you literally retarded?

what this guy say. in the 80-early90s its not a secret that rockstars and big musicians banged teenage groupies. Probably every big musician from that time did it.

>couldn’t
Why? Would his penis explode?

based retard

Show your work.

Seriously. I can't fathom what rationale you have for this.

How many women do you think Brad has fucked in his life?

Over or Under 1000?

Teenagers don't like crusty old men, true but Brad Pitt isn't a crusty old man. He's a living legend, a world famous A-list actor, millionaire, Hollywood superelite and contender for sexiest man who has ever lived.

Assuming he's actually straight, he's probably in orgies where he was the only guy there.

My ex had a fetish for old men, she was very disgusted with herself for it as well. My guess is she was molested by an old relative but yeah she fucked old guys and hated herself for it.

This statement is beyond amazing

It's very childlike, I enjoy it a lot. Like how kids think

Kek

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This is the one problem with hollywood, for all we know they're all flamers. Some hidden others aren't. The only context info we have before his prefame days suggests he used to bang some women. For fuck sake he was escorting/boding for strippers. Most guys hanging around clubs are usually horny perverts that want as much pussy as possible.

Also the inside the actors studio story from pitt about how portman walked in on him was hilarious.

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Superb bait. Have another (You).

Forever.

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I really hope this is some maximum bait.

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he's got hundreds of millions in the bank. actors at that tier can just pin pharm-grade HGH in perpetuity. in addition to procedures like hair transplants and make up and angles they're shot at, they cruise on test and HGH. nobody looks like that natty in their mid 50s

I'm sure he has a better chance at fucking an 18-24-year-old quicker than a fat faggot like you.

>Also, what’s the youngest age woman he could realsifically bang without paying for it?
He's Brad Pitt. He has aged well, and he's got status, so he can fuck any woman of any age. But if you're asking about a theoretical non-celebrity with Pitt's appearance I'd say 14. There was one case in my country where a 14-year-old was in a relationship with some 60-year-old boomer (14 is the age of consent). She's 20 now and they have a kid. He's fat, ugly and poor, so if he can do it, Brad Pitt can definitely do it.

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Even in conversations, he has a pull to him.

My dad does, his skin is as good as his but he's been eating like a monk since the 80s. Very very strict never eats badly never drinks tap water had fuck all wrinkles and is very lean

>a pull
What's that mean?

I'm sorry but that's just hilarious also she still looks young as fuck. Is this Albania or something?

What country was this and what’s their names lmao

It's Bulgaria and I don't know their names.

he has such a confidence and mein that it allows him to influence conversations in a way that comes off as charming and genuine when that conversation is some no name presser for a movie. It's something decent actors do hundreds of times a year. They're pitch salesman for their products(movies)

Oh yeah, charisma.

Dude can I send you money to buy your village? I bet 1000USD will be enough to get you all the teenage puss puss you could want my guy. Seriously you'll be balls deep in Dem suga walls boi

Sorry to burst your bubble but 1000USD won't even buy a 20-year-old car here.

Bulgaria is based east eu country tho. They are not sophisticated like the Hungarians but also not orcish like the Russians serbians albanians and poland

This guy knows his shit after browsing /fit/ for a week

The albanians shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence as the rest. They're hated by everyone, even the turks.

same. we must be the only 2 in the whole internet

Why so much? I can't buy women for cigarettes there?

But does he know how his lord and savior Zyzz died

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Get in line

>1000USD
thats not Thailand my man. I went to Bulgaria on vacation 2 years ago for that money you can get a nice beach vacation at sunny beach and if your not full retard you can probably get laid with some brit bong tourist.

look at that bitch in the back digging for gold

...

Well hopefully people will start being smarter about staying out of the dominican at the very least.

Probably just doing her job, incel.

Yeah but with a gf at least it feels genuine.

Nope. Sorry. This isn't the 90s anymore.

Lame

I came all the way from /r9k/ to personally laugh at you

>How much longer can he play prettyboys?
5
>Also, what’s the youngest age woman he could realsifically bang without paying for it?
15