ITT: Movies that are allegedly shit, but are actually kino

>ITT: Movies that are allegedly shit, but are actually kino

For me, it's Troy

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BvS

That's because you never read the real story

i really like Alexander and Vanilla Sky

I did. If someone actually adapted the Illiad it would be the fucking gayest, most boring shit ever produced.

For me, it's Castor Troy

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Juno.

Kino.

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>real

The lawnmower man 1
Batman forever

what kind of a soiboi would call this bad?

>I cannot wield this
>grow stronger! :)

Fucking awesome movie. Book is great too.

It was a flop with bad reviews but I haven't actually met anyone that didn't like it. (yet)

What Dreams May Come

>when critics rant about how it's just men in bear costumes
hacks all of them

Is Troy actually good?

It's actually on my list because Wolfgang Peterson usually delivers kino. It was just that couple years when like 10 historical epics came out and looked the same so I skipped it

Same, I love Troy. I think quite a lot of people were dissatisfied because they expected something closer to the iliad.

No its bad, you should watch Cap Marvel

It's enjoyable.

>closer to the iliad
lemme fight this river demon right here
and that fire spirit over there

Pirates of the Caribbean (first one) and Tokyo Drift. Pure comfy kino

Yes it is good. Ignore the ‘mixed’ reviews you see on RT.

For me, it’s 1997’s The Phantom. A very very solid action-adventure film that didn’t deserve its mediocre reception.

>HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Barry Levinson's adaptation of Michael Crichton's "Sphere"

Oh, fun little story. I once bumped into Mark Kermode at a screening and asked him his opinion on Sphere. He had no idea it had been so panned at the time and was surprised when I told him it still has such a low score on aggregate sites. We mutually agreed it has its flaws but is a great little pulp sci-fi thriller with some top-drawer setpieces.