Heh heh

>heh heh
>parents are so lame!
>just get high bro
>that's what we did
>and look how cool we are now!
how pathetic and depressing will this movie be?

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what do you mean? parents are lame, and weed is cool as fuck. you must be some kinda bitter nerd

Judging by your easily triggered personality, you'll find it very depressing.

Watch jasbsb and tell me it isn't pathetic depression fuel that's also funny

>shoehorn daughter that can't act into film

No it'll be great I'm sure.

>yfw she's also in Once upon a Time in Hollywood

ah, nepotism is a wonderful thing ain't it

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Whats wrong with her face

onions blob genes

It's shaped like Kevin Smith's.

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>Whats wrong with her face
honestly i'd rather see a girl with a weirdish looking face like hers on screen than a "pretty" face.

nah

Are you actually implying that Jay and Silent Bob are portrayed as characters you should strive to be like?

It's more along the lines of pathetic because they're two guys pushing 50 and yet still acting like they're 19-25.

She kinda thicc doe

Shut up jew, not everyone here worships the grotesque

The fact that Kevin named his daughter after a comic-book character is nothing short of cringe.

In fairness, that's the main joke of the movie.

She fit right in with all the other weird faced hippy chicks in once upon a time

I know that. I just don't find it the least bit funny. Then again, most Comedy these days is complete shit.

Ugly as fuck.

>I just don't find it the least bit funny.
Then Kevin Smith's movies aren't for you. Simple as.

>Then Kevin Smith's movies aren't for you.
I think you mean not anymore. I actually liked and still like Clerks and Clerks II.

yo this dude said he'd fuck a sheep he aint one of us

Well, he says Reboot is basically Jay & Silent Bob Strike Again almost beat by beat, so if you like that, you might like Reboot, otherwise yeah, his writing style drastically changed ever since he became a pothead.

>his writing style drastically changed ever since he became a pothead.
how so?

It became dumber. Compare Dogma to Tusk. Chasing Amy to Yoga Hosers.

>Well, he says Reboot is basically Jay & Silent Bob Strike Again almost beat by beat
pathetic. how sapped of creativity do you have to be to literally remake your own movie.

>It became dumber.
example? all i've seen is dogma. i saw the trailers though. tusk looked like it was possibly interesting but kind of a "one note" flick and yoga hosers looked "weird for the sake of being weird" but in a very bad way.

Kevin just looks weird now that he's not fat

The aryan is such a shallow mindless creature

It's vanity will the be the beginning of its end

Kevin Smith didn't smoke weed until he was like 40

>example?

Watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=ZgYVgKNotVc

Then watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=mpMpR37LTyQ

because the fat distorts the features. thats not what he really really looks like , thats what he looks like + some unnatural fat deposits around his face


kevin smith is a cringe guy but i like it a lot, he's very earnest with it. it comes from a natural place, therefore it is nothing but good

it's not attached to my crotch

second one doesnt seem that bad, just for a younger audience, like 13yo girls.

The fact that he went from something like Clerks to Yoga Hosers is enough to show that Smith declined heavily.

Why does he do that dumb stare in everything now?

Alright then

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>funny talking guy sounds like he's saying naughty words
yea, it's not high-brow comedy but it's not the worst either. are you a leaf by chance? because i could see this scene going over much better with burgers than leafs.

FACT: People who smoke weed are more likely to _________________________________________have sex_________________________________________

Stop making excuses for bad filmmaking.

>calling yoga hosers a film
dude it's just a stupid movie. not everything has to have artistic merit. also
>mad leaf identified
chill. the oversimplified take on leafland is only for comedic effect

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Will a sheep fucker make a return?