Why are people saying Simon Pegg looks "SHREDDED" and "RIPPED"?

>he fell for the "skinny guys always have abs" meme

Lol

>tfw I fell for the 'don't work your abs' meme
I was a retard for listening to /fit/

He looks better than 99% of this board

Holy shit he looks disgusting

He reminds me of Dyenstephano Bragança O'ryen

more like pegged and pozzed

Dude, if he didn't have perfect teeth I'd swear he was a speedjunkie.

he looks like a meth addict

They're making a Froome biopic already?

I had a body like that when I was 8 and only ate Micro Chips for every meal

why he trying to emulate tristan bale in that machinist movie?

Is this what happens to skinny people if they take steroids but don't work out?

He looks like he's been shredded

Lemme nuln oil that ass

fpbp

my man, everyone has abs, everyone has that muscle group. Most people have it covered up with fat. If you want abs, getting strong is less effective than reducing your bodyfat ratio. Being skinny with abs is like being a fat girl with big tits, it's not impressive.

No, it's what happens to people who have been lightly overweight their entire lives then at age 49 lose all of their excess weight within a few months

>We settle the mood by singing a horrible song about these two horses fucking
And they were two floating heads

He looks like he could do some strong calisthenics, but it could also just be a flattering photo. If he can do any calisthenic power move then he's strong in my book. Something like a front lever, straddle planche, or the Jared Taylor pushup.

why his nips are so big ?

This is priceless. I love it.

I love the story Nick Frost told where Simon had invited him and a few other friends over for dinner. They get there and bang, there's a top quality looking spaghetti carbonara waiting for them all at the dining table. So they're serving up and Simon is just kicking back, drinking his beer and letting himself loosen up having spent hours prepping food.

Anyway, they're all chowing down on the food, with Nick obviously half a plate ahead of everyone else and suddenly Simon just bursts out laughing. It's infectious and a few of the others follow suit, albeit still looking bemused. Simon manages to calm himself enough to explain himself.
"So.. Guys, the food I've just served you, that I said I'd spent hours preparing and getting ready for you, is actually from a restaurant just round the corner that I got served to me a few hours ago. What I was actually exhausted from, was masturbating several thick, gloopy loads into the carbonara sauce. You see, I find it the perfect texture for some clandestine cum insertions. I also ran for a solid half an hour on my treadmill, working up a thorough sweat before rubbing my glistening, clammy penis and ballsack all through the food. I did that last one before rushing upstairs for a quick shower, reheating the food and serving it up for you guys."

>fatties this butt blasted over another man's physique

Damn, yall niggas need Jesus or something

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That over the top 500% HDR filter is part of the problem. Makes shadows look much darker and deeper and gives an unnatural glow to the rest. Still looks like shit though.

I thought it was Ninja from Die Antwoord.

He looks like fuck,bad proportions even tho he is very lean,narrow shoulders like a 10 year old,twig arms and shoulders.Ok core tho I guess?

Looks like shit, like his abs and chest are too big for his own body, and look at those bitch arms

pretty sure this is for a role

this is what happens when you cut without the muscle mass.

His nips are unfathomably huge.

This

This. You can just feel the weight through these posts.

>he missed the term MANLET
Everyone is a manlet now?

Low body fat percentage. Nothing more

What happens to people who try that when they are 30?
Asking for a friend.

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literally what happened in fight club. rather than buffing up brad pitt only reduced his body fat so the muscles look cut

At least nick frost is still fatter than me

no, in his 40s

He should star in Bongferratu.

How does he have a 6-pack but literally no arm/shoulder muscle?

He looks like those vegan guys that get 'fit' just from running but actually have no muscle.

He looks pretty good. Most people here are butthurt because they're fat and can't get down to that body fat level.

He's been working out a lot for this role, so no. Nobody "naturally" has a six pack.

It's why most porn guys look like they have "huge dicks": most of them are simply manlets packing 6 inches.

this is what happens when you stay skinny fat to fat all your life
your skin is stretched beyond repair
when you finally decide to lose weight
your going to look like a deflated balloon

take care of yourself now before it’s too late

On what? An Iggy Pop biopic?

He doesn't look saggy to me.

Ulcerative Colitis mode.

to normalfaggots, not having diabetes and a huge gut is considered "ripped"

Nice filter, Simon.

this is why i'm not cutting until i hit some good lifts

lmao the amount of fucking cope. you fatties are ridiculous. abs are just like any other muscle group. to be visible you must be low bf AND train them. they grow and develop just like any other muscle. all this bs you spew leads to the same “ID TOTALLY HAVE ABS IF I WERE SKINNY TOO” cope. pathetic

Lmfao this is so on point

It feels good to have no doubt which side of that fraction I'm on.
Blog post over, I'm off to shit up a better board now.

He looks rippen

looks shitty but roasties love even meth heads if they have dumbass tattoos staining their body

ahem fuck tattoos and fuck roasties and also exercise

>roiding for this

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>low bf
true
>train them
lol what

>t.

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he just has low body fat. Anybody can have a six-pack if they just diet until their body fat is in the single-digit percentage.

Now let's see it without the filter.

And I suppose they're really fucking toddlers too?

That has nothing to do with this picture.

Looks like he does meth and he has trashy tattoo's. He's probably getting more pussy than when he was "famous"

looks good for his age imo, but looks like he's got pretty shitty shoulders

Jokes on you, I fell for the fit meme.

He looks like a humongous faggot. Lol good thing his movies are shit

I believe he's a vegan, so he's slowly dying but everyone around him is telling him it's awesome! Vegan diet can also account for the premature aging.

Being retarded is not something to be proud of. If you took a fattie and starved him down to 5% bodyfat, he'd have abs too. To be visible, all you need to do is get rid of the fat around them. The idiocy you're spouting is saying that a bicep literally would not be visible even if you are 3% bodyfat simply because you don't train it. Everyone has these muscle groups, you're literally born with them, fattie.

he looks way better here if you ask me

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>DYEL manlets acting like this is impressive
embarassing cope

Looks like you're average Chav ready to defend his local McDonald's

This, his peak appearance was Shaun of the Dead/Hot fuzz. He does the "normal everyman" look well

I mean he is shredded un the """literal""" sense
To be fair, they usually are packing about 7", but having once fucked a girl who was 5'0 I understand now. My cock was as thick as her wrist and I'm not really some sort of freak of nature.

No. This is.

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If your abs aren't showing you aren't skinny.

i didn't expect /tg/ in my Yea Forums

fuarrrrk

what in hell is that

>missing out the bit where Nick Frost laughed warmly and proceeded to gently kiss Simon before aggressively assfucking him as Edgar Wright say in the corner filming the whole thing

I dont get it

This is what happens when you cut with no muscle. Fucking horrendous

Look at his fucking crows feet. Retards don't see this photo has extremely heavy editing.

Congratulations on being a relatively healthy member of the human race, retard.

Most porn girls are 5'2"

what's going with those nipples

>skinny manlets naturally have sixpacks
Simon's body fat % in that pic does not come "naturally" mate. That take a fuckload of hard work and discipline especially at his age.

Is that an elf?

>ripped
Wot?
Ripped refers to muscles having mass and pushing the low-fat skin as if they are going to rip out. How the fuck does that apply to this atrophied dingo?

He is ripped. He just isn't very muscular

He looks like painted muscles from all the cutting. That's the long and short of it user.