I shit myself 1 hour ago in the cinema, no one noticed until i got out into the parking lot, i was running and shit was literally flying everywhere, i was running so no one would have time to pull out their phones and record me, i can never go back.
I shit myself 1 hour ago in the cinema, no one noticed until i got out into the parking lot...
Hudson Rodriguez
Landon Gutierrez
the first thing you decided to do is to post about it on Yea Forums?
Connor Scott
Ypu posted this lastnight
Logan Evans
Wow. I would just move to a different state or another country after that.
James Cook
>happened twice in 24 hours
OP had a shitty day
Eli Barnes
I’m sorry what? I can’t understand what you’re saying
Michael Morris
imagine the smell
Joseph Gray
Aaron Hernandez
Do Americans really do this?
Luis Green
i live in England
Jace Hernandez
Better off then. They're used to people shitting in public.
Ryan Ross
Did the wagie clean it up?
Liam Phillips
>not intentionally shitting in the theater
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
Anthony King
It's alright user. We have all shit ourselves in public
Ryan Campbell
Not all of us
Some of us eat properly
Xavier Robinson
well I shit myself twice,whats weird about that
Robert Gutierrez
you posted this last night
fuck iphone posters
Anthony Morales
Differential diagnosis for shitting yourself
Nathaniel Collins
>Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes movies
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he's heard of Drive
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"
Brayden Nguyen
based autist
Jeremiah Russell
Jace Allen