Behold, the new robot of Episode IX
They wanted to make money from selling new toys so desperately that they completely ruined it.
You'd think they'd have realized by now that sequel trilogy toys don't sell. Rogue One toys still sit on the shelves at Wal-Mart kek
>A loudspeaker welded onto a wheel
Bravo Disney
It's like making fun of disabled people at this point.
droids used to feel like they served a purpose. Like there was a reason for their design. What the fuck is the point of BB8 or this fucking thing?
Fuck. I wasn't going to see ep9 because it looks shit and the trilogy has been a terrible clusterfuck plagued by awful acting, retarded writing and constant plot holes. But now, this robot may have changed my mind
Give an African kid five minutes in a scrapyard and he could do better.
I'll give abrams credit, he came up with some cool looking star warsy shit for his movies
I liked TLJ more overall but Johnson barely created any new looking stuff that Disney could sell toys of
it's too laughable to be real, I refuse to believe it!
>a fucking hair dryer on a wheel
nice
>JJ: "OK, we need a new robot"
>KK: "Why don't we use R2 and 3P0?"
>JJ: "Those are the old stuff and they aren't designed by Bad Robot, I can't make money out of them, I tried with the red arm 3P0"
>KK: "What do people like? Pixar?
>JJ: "I have an idea"
haha
lol I love how every design they make never feel like Star Wars.
>company is called Bad Robot
>designs bad robots
Pottery
Hey, there's a reason they gave him the job
ba dum tis
BB8 kinda felt like a logical progression from R2D2 in that it's a tool that can move easily across any terrain, but I have no idea what the point of the monstrosity in OP's pic is. Truly horrible.
>Pick it up and put it on it's side
>droid eliminated
Epic
I bet that's Rey's dildo
There is rumored to be an actual prop of the Bad Robot robot in a droid factory scene.
Next one will literally just be a separated bicycle wheel that someone rolls in from off-screen.
Die for your sins.
>can move easily across any terrain
unless it's a puddle of poo
Litterally Lamp on wheel.
Getting all your body dirt sure is progressive
And its name is AABF19.
Why are the nuWars droids so fucking impractical
Dude a megaphone glued to an extension cord wheel lmao
"Abe" is what they call him like Artoo.
What's even the point of this droid? What does he do?
Looks cool as fuck i know robot designers and this is actually a famous design theyve copied you would know that if you were in the know
>What the fuck is the point of BB8 or this fucking thing?
Kek. To market and sell.
What the fuck do you think it would be in this souless brainlet franchise?