We aren't getting a complex time travel plot where we get to revisit our old settings, old heroes and old villains one last time. What was the fucking point in a soft reboot if they weren't going to take this opportunity
Already terrible
Ian Bailey
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Chase Stewart
For money, obviously.
Juan James
Disney needs more of them merchandise bucks, quick find some imperial walker or some gay ass rebel dude give them breasts, paint them red and watch as the media rags rip their dicks of wanking to the nu designs as every new toy gets shoveled into the bargain bin with a digger
Isaiah Scott
has anyone got to this page yet
Colton Ramirez
>We aren't getting a complex time travel plot where we get to revisit our old settings, old heroes and old villains one last time.
Good, that's fucking stupid.
Juan Johnson
Kill yourself reddit nigger
Grayson Miller
Time travel has no business being in the Star Wars universe in any shape or form
Nolan Bell
If Kylo dies there will be blood. Cap this.
Connor Brown
Be better if they just both kill each other, or Kylo kills Rey, Boyega kills Kylo.
Zachary Wilson
>Boyega kills Kylo
Joseph Sanders
Would it even shock you at this point?
Gabriel Gomez
It already is in one of the cartoons
Kayden Richardson
user, you are not the target audience of Disney/LF.
Kathleen Kennedy wants the Twilight/HungerGames crowd and the toxicity that comes with it (the shippers who harassed the cast and their families).
Justin Ramirez
I guess not.
Gavin Lopez
Is this photoshop? just a trousers or his body is so deformed?
Oliver Miller
Connor Hernandez
Is this from SNL or something? He needs to stop doing comedy at all cost.
Nathaniel Carter
Have you actually seen his skits? This one was a bit cringe but youtu.be
Jacob Fisher
I thought it was shopped but apparently not kek.
Lucas Murphy
I don't care anymore lol
Bentley Stewart
Like the star wars films, Adam Driver fucking carries this skit while the other cast members try their hardest to drag him down.
Gavin Young
It's already in the cartoons and the novelisation of the Force Awakens mentions the big death star thing opened a rift in space and time.
Bentley Cooper
Pete Davidson is a fucking joke. I have no idea what he has on Michaels to have him keep a hack like Davidson in the cast.
Ayden Bell
Nu wars isnt star wars
Aiden Rodriguez
I'd take his festering seed if you catch my drift.
Angel Murphy
Why is Rey's background reddish evil and Kylo's good Jedi blue?
Is Rey the evil one or did they just do it for better popping colors contrast?
Robert Price
as if anyone give a fuck reylo nigger
Mason Lee
>Nu-Star Wars Movie which doesn't feature a white male character getting killed
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Gavin Davis
isnt this the niggress from the Ghostbuster movie ?
John Parker
glad to see black single moms finally getting representation in star wars as well
Julian Foster
one is underwater the other on fire
Hunter Clark
>that filename
Legitimate keks
Chase Torres
Mate I don't give a fuck about Star Wars at all, really, I'm just telling you that Star Wars has had and has time travel.
Carter Smith
Levi Watson
>What was the fucking point in a soft reboot if they weren't going to take this opportunity
TFA was a soft reboot. TLJ was a nostalgia killer
The middle ground would be revisit our old settings, old heroes and old villains one last time without creating anything truly original (JJ) and fuck them in the middle of the ass (Rian Johnson)
Camden Miller
They hired radical feminists to make Star Wras movies. they're obviously male haters, I'm starting to wonder if Kathleen Kennedy isn't a closet lesbian as well.
Jace Lee
I bet they had to make all the new stormtroopers fat so he wouldn’t stand out
Joseph Morris
Wide. Not in the good way.
Cameron Allen
After all the bitching from star wars fanboys after TLJ, if they go and see this movie now and it makes another billion dollars there is no fucking hope for them
Protip to fanboys, if you must go see it...at least wait a few weeks because disney make far less % if you do that. The theater gets more the further into the run it is.
Kayden Johnson
>we get to revisit our old settings, old heroes and old villains one last time
KYS nostalgia nigger you are the reason we are getting absolute garbage non stop form jewllywood
Henry Martinez
I think I heard somewhere the plot is looking for a thing to find a secret army