Well, what film?

This pretentious languid shit. Can't stand that bitch's endless overwrought-with-grief vocal-frying whimpering.

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but it's authentic and well performed endless overwrought-with-grief vocal-frying whimpering

who cares, pleb?

Based
Oxymoron

The Son of the Mask

I had an existential crisis on the way home from watching Transformers: The Last Knight, knowing that the medium I loved could produce such a truly reprehensible piece of garbage.

I actually really love Bay as a filmmaker, but I don't know what the fuck happened herez

The Grifter.

filtered :)

Von Trier's Nymphomaniac

Barskum the braindead

New MIB

Lost in Translation

Salt.

Fantastic beasts and where to find them was just abysmal.

The Cell, saw it in high school, it was so fucking bad

Yes.

>be me
>the year 2000
>I'm 11yo
>took potential gf to movies
>we were both tall and looked older, so getting into R movies was ezmode as long as she shut up
>"two for The Original Kings of Comedy"
>movie comes on
>laughing, pretty based
>she gets offended and wants to see something else
>go right next door to The Cell
>horse is cut into a bunch of pieces
>only based part of the movie
>also the only thing that stuck with her about it since she barfed
>she thought I was mean for laughing
>ask her friend out to TOKoC
>we laugh and make out
>never watch that JLo shit ever again

Based irrelevantblogposter

>Finish
Watch "Babel"
Truly horrifically bland.
I thought it was a story where butterfly effect takes place and tiny events in distant places lead to huge ramifications. But it's just random mundane events happening in different places around the world.

but thats the best muppet film

Bladerunner 2049

LONDON
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Ideally this is how it would go.
>Two Arab kids in the middle of nowhere get gun dad spent all his Dirham plus a goat to get.
>Screw around an accidentally shoot a tourist bus
>Tourist is random mutt on vacation
>Calls home, the nanny (who's Mexican), "can't make it, you need to watch the kids longer"
"B-but muh brother's wedding"
>Nanny can't find anyone to take her place, decides to let kids tag along.
>Unknown to her, a shady business deal was taking place at the wedding,
>White kid wanders off and accidentally spooks the buyer, (who's a jap)
>Jap calls the deal off and has to reschedule
>Jap calls home to tell teenage daughter he won't be back for a few more days, (she's all alone)
>Unsupervised she gives in to temptation and goes to a party, taking her equally shy friend with her, who's Burmanese.
>Shit hits the fan as the cops raid the place, and Burmanese girl is arrested
>Burmanese girl's dad is air defense Marshall (or some such post), has to take leave to bail her.
>Coincidentally a Russian military aircraft with extremely expensive cargo is flying through Burmanese airspace without permission.
>Second in command sustained injury, off duty, third in command took leave earlier for son's birthday, off duty, third in command is dunce who's only there because his dad is highly ranked and pulled some strings.
>Third in command orders the plane be shot down without warning.
>Russia goes apeshit and demands REPARATIONS.
>Burma can't pay, too poor.
>One thing leads to another and the international community gets involved.
>???
>WW3

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holy shit the fag actually took my advice and posted his facebook kermit picture

that's a different image retard

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second of the new planet of the apes movies. Simply bad movies are whatever, horrible movies that are universally praised however make you mentally tackle with the world the whole way through as well as being bitter that someone wasted your time saying that the movie in question is great and you owe it to yourself to watch it.

perfectly baited you into posting it. thank you for outing yourself.

I unironically never finished a horrible film. I just stop watching, delete it, then watch something else. If I waste time, I prefer wasting it on something enjoyable.

Worst movie I've seen this year was probably IO on Kikeflix. Margaret Qualley is an atrocious actor, and that script did her no favors.

i just searched it up through google fag.

i have a theory that this movie wont really work for non scandinavians. theres a lot of stuff that is not communicated at all that you are expected to understand that but some random american wouldnt understand

nah, you got outed. now get the fuck out of here.

hahahahahahahah he put in effort

>be me
Go back

The Last Jedi
Get Out

Upgrade

Why would I finish a horrible film?

Reign of Fire

>be me
>be here since 05
>some zoomer retard thinks this is reddit storytelling
>he actually embarrasses himself by not realizing where 'be me' came from
That's a zoinks from me dawg.

High Life
Still kind of liked it tho

like what?

im german, i dont think i missed something.

whats worse this or Gravity?

Both of these were very disappointing but Gravity was absolute dogshit

Nancy

Is over maskfag, your garbage will never be a meme....thats how bad was that movie.

Master of disguise.
Had to watch it from tv at one evening because there was nothing else to do. Felt like an eternity

The tourist

I can not believe what I'm reading here. Did you fall asleep during the part where they showed Sandruck Bulloks' ass?

Batman v Superman
Master and commander
Braveheart
Passion of the christ
Hacksaw ridge
Watchmen
Infinity war
Endgame

To name a few.

Fits TLJ pretty well
>Luke milking the alien sea cow
>casino planet horse releasing
>hyperspace kamikaze
>when Luke wasn't really there but died anyway

>Primer
Never ever watch a movie that Yea Forums recommends

serenity

youtube.com/watch?v=u9MpsAftCDk

I disliked Jeepers Creepers so much I drove it right back to Blockbuster when it was finished.

wish I could drive back to blockbuster

Yeah that was shit

Kingsmen 2, I did not like the burger scene at all.

Apollo 18. so bad I bet no one here has even seent it