Who will play him in the inevitable indy sensation biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable indy sensation biopic?
Landon Harris
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Ayden Johnson
>Dude Solschenizyn lmao
Henry Howard
Colin Hanks in old guy makeup
Nicholas Bell
Daniel Day Lewis
William Johnson
Leonardo Dicaprio
Brandon Moore
Aiden gillen
Nolan Peterson
>he's already spent 3 years reading Jung and Dostoevsky and teaching psychology classes to prepare for the role, sir
Jordan Barnes
Idris Elba
Unironically though it is going to be Jesse Eisenberg
Hunter Williams
I can't imagine him doing the kermit voice
Isaac Bailey
>Idris Elba
Adrian Torres
he doesn't have a Kermit voice you fucking libtard he's got a normal voice just watch his videos instead of posting your retarded Chapo memes
Carter Jenkins
Steve Buscemi
I dunno if anyone else will be able to capture the sheer absurdity of his character.
Nicholas White
I still don't know who this man is or what he talks about after 4 years of seeing his face on the internet
Nolan Richardson
He's the penis-washing enthusiast who reviews classic Disney films on youtube.
Ryder Rivera
Harry Goaz from Twin Peaks
Kevin Sanchez
Another one to sell you on the idea
Charles Miller
calm down jordan
Connor Nelson
aaaaaaaahahaha imagine giving a fuck about a self help faggot like pedoson
Blake Scott
I see it
Samuel Thompson
Looks like it'll be a hit at the Box Office then.
Nathan Garcia
sammo hung hopefully
Julian Foster
>buy my 2000 dollar carpet bucko
Grayson Sullivan
>I-I CAN'T DO IT!
Lucas Cox
Dunno but I bet that flick will end up in the new upcoming perverts guide to whatever to be buttfucked again
Daniel Kelly
Another wormy kike.
Chase Morris
shlavov schizejk
Benjamin Rogers
some Jew thus fulfilling this cryptojew's desire to be Jewish
Christian Hughes
wash your penis
Easton Butler
He's a "philisopher" who loves to shill his worthless self help books to underage retards and Redditors.
Landon Turner
aaaand end thread
Matthew Perry
Fuck CheapoTrashHeap
Henry Green
How many books did you buy?
John Long
Do you think he will ever recover for being destroyed by smelly stalinist with cocaine habit and a lisp?
Adam Allen
he destroys himself with all the goofy shit he does
>cider
Robert Butler
of course he does, he admits it himself
Hudson Rodriguez
wish i'd cornered the market on telling incels without other father figures to bloody well clean their room but jordan peterson got there first
Evan Martinez
>reach out to brown. Tell them they need to clean their rooms
Blake Martin
What did he mean by this?
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Lincoln Russell
not with that belly
Chase Sullivan
kys
Liam Cruz
not if he kills you first
Dominic Rivera
JP would never do something so immoral. Although that depends entirely on the ultimate definition of morality.
Austin Anderson
the man dreamed about his grandmother forcing him to smell her pubes. he's absolutely insane
Owen Robinson
Wash your balls
clean your room
Eli Hall
>speak the truth bukko!
>hey Joe, I drank a glass of cider and couldn't sleep for a whole months. not a single hour. Impending doom and shit. pure meat diet is the only way to go
Joseph Miller
juden peterstein
Logan Wood
peterson's a big guy...
Benjamin Butler
Based. Redpilled
Noah Moore
To be fair, it is possible to eat only meat if you eat a lot of organ meats, but I bet peterstein means hamburger helper and filet.
John Ortiz
the one thing that defeats him and gets him to lose his mind
Jace Sanders
feed your seed
fuck your suck
Ian Phillips
cringe
Xavier Ward
base
Blake Butler
Vince Vaughn
Hunter Campbell
That picture is missing The Wire
Jason Perez
SO SNEED - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT SNEED - HE REPRESENTS CHUCK, IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHUCK, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE JANNY, WHO REPRESENTS NEWFAGS. BUT JANNY, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CITY SLICKER IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO SUCK THE CHUCK - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED SUCKING CHUCK, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU FUCKED. BUT JANNY, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID! YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF SUCKING CHUCK - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF JANNY’S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE CHUCK IS NOT SUCKED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY SEEDED. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN S11E05. THE BLOODY FRINKIACS ATTEMPTED TO FUCK CHUCK, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FEEDED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A MOD IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT ON THE OLD SIMPSON PLACE, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
David Brooks
kramer
Kayden Cook
>wash your penis
Joseph Jenkins