But... why?

then it would be slippery and unstable, dumbass

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I like the little interspersed reactions in this one, like the other penguins are just staring and thinking "what the fuck's this nigga doin"

more like anoying manlet things hes big.

Based

Why do you come here day after day knowing it's holding you back in life?

Here is my theory

In the mythos of HP lovecraft there exist beings who can change bodies across time, in order to both study other races and periods but also as a method of flinging there entire race away from apocalyptic threats of extinction.
One element of this “body switching” is that it’s victims, once they are returned to there own bodies often have nightmarish dreams and compulsions to return to the great cities and temples once inhabited by this race, eons into the past or future.

In the mountains of madness, we learn one of these eldar races had a great city deep in the mountains of the South Pole, and even more disturbingly within its deep catacombs deformed giant blind penguins lived

Perhaps this poor penguin, unknown to him was a victim of one of these brief body changing procedures, and his mind, that for a time existed in another age deep in the great cities which once flourished deep in those mountains still has a faint memory of them.
And so he is subconsciously compelled back to the Old ones, however unknown to him there city is long gone, and all that awaits him are the desolate ruins in the mountains of madness....

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kek

This doesn't make any sense at all

sounds about right

Because everything I do fails

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>webm

god dammit

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fuck off NASA shill

i dont like this

>I tried, Dutch...in the end...I tried...

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Why does tv identify with this penguin so much?

>"DUDE YOU WANNA STEP OUTSIDE!??!? I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU PAL!!!"

let's have some more positive stuff thanks

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Doesn't matter had sex

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what's his fucking problem?

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YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I read about it.
Apperently herzog was full if shit.
The scientists there later said that there were actually fish holes there and some if the penguins figured out it way safer to hunt there where there was very little risk of attack from orcas and other predators.

>0:33
>I-I'm just going to lay down for a bit...

Man, that is incredibly dramatic.

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Are orcas based or just massive cunts?

>The Advent

Are penguins thw most kino animals?

You know they can swim right? Like its the only thing they're really good at other than not freezing to death.

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DELET THIS

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You can almost pinpoint the exact moment the penguin dies.

>The scientists there later said that there were actually fish holes there and some if the penguins figured out it way safer to hunt there where there was very little risk of attack from orcas and other predators.

wow nice cover story glowie
We all know he went to fight the eldritch horror.
He's probably still fighting

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So this is the power of lanklets...

lanklet BTFO

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Fuck you.

>But in the end...it doesn't even matter

>the celebratory belly slide
based

blackpilled penguin kino

youtube.com/watch?v=snl-WsFm-kc

And fuck you too.

Birbs in general are pretty based.

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Literally me.

>that sigh
Rest warrior.

He cute

Manlephant.

Based olyphant

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Fkin zoomer bird

:(

>he's standing on his toes
lmaoooooooo

Poor Penquin was playing a bullshit game where the fish is guarded by overpowered Walruses.

it was kinski reincarnated
youtube.com/watch?v=MPKODzv1PD4

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youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

Depending on how the high the ice sheet is it might not be able to get back on the ice.

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Literally a mommy poster

someone get this penguin some tapout shorts.

God, I love penguins and I hate this fucking webm. Fuck you for posting this, I'm gonna save thousands of penguins even if I die in the process.

did you not see the fucking sea lion.

incelephant.

see you space cowboy...

my dog did this once, seals blend in really well actually

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What a fucking lousy way to go

Bastard!!!

around Adélies?
don't relax

To get eaten by a shoggoth. He answered the call.

Reminds me of the last episode of Expanse

Why not both?

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why does the sun melt all ice below it but the ice in the "north pole" stay frozen

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Based elephant destroying thots.

Dang, right in the face

>get off your phone you dumb cunt bitch
based elephant

CHADEPHANT

He has taken the Slayers Oath and seeks a glorious death battling Frostwyrms

Africans will always try and steal your phone

when is that

This is not lewd, okay.

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wow

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Reminder that the elves are perfectly justified in the war of vengance and they did nothing wrong.

Few seconds before the video ends its head moves one last time.

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The elves are beardless traitors who are long overdue a reckoning.

kek

> Getting raped to death in front of everyone you have ever known and loved
> tfw

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why are you faggots crying, all I see is natural selection at work

More animals being chads, pls.

>the earth is flat but it’s on a bigger planet that’s not flat

What’s the point?

Is he based?

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Top five scenes women will never understand

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>that big fat penguin in the back being cowardly
>later in the story when push comes to shove he will make a stand and go berserk to save the main character from a gull attack.

Great trope.

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probably plays Fortnite, too.

youtube.com/watch?v=-iy_HdUvQsY

based Gen X elephant

being penguin is suffering

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a real hero

Literally every bit of makeup putty and tape she had one was there to make her look more 'white'.
why do Asian want to be white instead of Asian?

ENOUGH

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMFY HAPPY THREAD

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>Shadman

Did he died?

P R O O O OOOO o o o o ooooh...

I knew someone would post it. Delet

youtu.be/Yrv5VlMJPfI

I still don't understand how he does it
the ground is flat until he lays down and then he just takes off

The subtitles dissuaded me from saving this unfortunately

Genuinely fucking based

What are you doing!!?

SAVE PENGUINS!
COMMENCE GLOBAL WARMING!

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Penguins like all birds are descendants of dinosaurs. They'd eat you for lunch and wouldn't shed a tear.

YOU JUST KNOW

Every animal on earth would eat us without shedding a tear. Do you think that no animal is worth protecting?

Yes user I'm sure that the 2 foot tall magellanic penguin I saw at the zoo the other day actually thirsts for human flesh and that his herring treats are actually laced with sedatives to keep him from attacking people

That cat had all his crosshairs firmly on pussy.

he was trying to get away from the faggot normies everywhere

Because white people are generally pretty and asians generally aren't

Keep telling yourself that seething roastie.

>blessed thread
:3

I want this. Sounds awesome.

what the fuck was his problem ?

imagine. the. smell.

the chad manlet vs the virgin lanklets

alright, who are the most KINO animals : Penguins, elephants or parrots ?

Cockatoos.
youtube.com/watch?v=wxGyL6RUqpA

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Fucking lanklets when will they learn

>Oh, and Janny? Clean it up

GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH

YOU'RE THE BEST
AAAARRRROOOOUUUNNND

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Maybe it saw something the film crew and other penguins didn't. Like how ancient humans would walk into the sea, it walked into the mountains.

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>relax
>its clearly tied down
Fuck you

>Penguin feels thread

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its bullshit but i like it, would watch kino set in this universe

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gulls fear the adelie

>that useless fat unit in the background doing nothing
fatties truly are bottom of the barrel regardless of species

like a big doggo

Elephants if they had any world left to live in.

you already know the answer

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cute

The exterior isn't one in the same as the interior

LOL, I bet you're one of those morons who believes in flat earth.

Just as any creature, it depends on how it chooses to use it's capabilities.

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I know they're legally not supposed to, but I'm sure the film crew helped it out after getting the shot. There's no way you can see something struggle like this and just walk away

Why didnt they gangbang him, its 10 vs 1.

She had to have known exactly what she was doing wearing pants like that and bending over around horses.

Audible chuckle.

Do you really not notice the incline?

PATROLLED

is that the milf that took her son to the gym and probably fucked him?

Imagine picking a fight with a kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=qVJzQc9ELTE

Care to elaborate?

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How has nobody made a black-and-white noir lighting collage

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these things would be so cute if they didnt kill and eat the only thing cuter then them

Yith and the elder things are 2 sdifferent races, lorelet

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F

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Holy kek

massive cunts

Fear of being wounded. Bleeding wounds in the arctic are fatal.

They're not niggers

kino theory right here

That pit is a death trap. Look at all the frozen chicks in it.

Lmao

Fuck you.
Orcas are the only species of dolphin that aren’t depraved rapists, they kill great whites, fuck up bastard seals, and have never killed a human in the wild despite how easy it would be.
Sure, there’s been a few issues in captivity, but we get really stir crazy in small enclosures.

International law allows them to put the animals out of their misery, but not to help them. It’s likely this little fella got a bullet in the skull from one of the camera crew.

orca's are sadistic bastards that toy with their prey

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>International law allows them to put the animals out of their misery, but not to help them.
Sounds like bullshit.

Those stupid burger ""documentaries"" with the noisy hollywood music... Gotta keep the attention I guess.

Oh man

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Fuck you dude

Did he make it?

>we

Cats, obviously.

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>when it fell down into the shit where it belongs

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>we
i wonder who could have posted this

do what

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grape-kun
>Grape-kun was born at Hamura Zoo in Tokyo in 1996. He was named because of the color of the purple ring placed on his wing for identification; the word "kun" is a Japanese honorific usually used when speaking to younger males. It is also commonly used for male pets.
>Along with his mate, Midori, he was transferred to Tobu Zoo in 2007. After a decade-long relationship, Midori later left him for a younger penguin, which led Grape-kun to become isolated from the other penguins.

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based thot-patrolling cat

I didn't see them

LMAO

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orcabro pls go

That there are other worlds and you don't need to go to space to visit them. According to the theory, that is.

Rejected by a thot, he sought comfort in a 2d waifu...
This describes 98% of you

Giant, blind, albino penguins.

Please tell me he took her phone

Based mommy

God's Kingdom at work

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That bird has more right to be here than a retarded little ape like you.

is this satans influnence that makes animals rape each other to death? if not, WHAT WAS GOD THINKING

fuck black penguins

WHITE

fucking criminal mastermind

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>even in the animal kingdom manlet rage exists

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You just know there is no god

based cat

how fucked is her eye? couldn't bring myself to look at it when I saw her fucking eyball bleeding

why do other animals love capys so much?

>dumb bitch's first response is to take a selfie
Too much narcissistic human garbage in this world.

Despite being 13%....

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it was in front of our ice all this time

I think it hit her lower eyelid but may have scrapped her eyes a bit too.

I thought she used the camera to see or asked her audience how bad it was.

>May I, stand unshaken

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The BBC film crew made a little ramp to help them: youtube.com/watch?v=2Co_hmLenD8

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youtu.be/HMNhgfY44Jw

These wagies are all heading to the canteen to the right, but one of them caught our eye - the one in the center he would neither go toward the canteen at the edge of the airfield nor return to the hangar, shortly afterwards we saw him heading straight towards a plane some 70 yards away. Dr. Pavel explained that even if he caught him and brought him back to the hangar he would immediately head right back for the plane – BUT WHY?

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shouldn't we be able to crispr the growth block genes or what ever the fuck out of an animal by now? Its time to create giant animals

Damn, predators be racist.

Bet he's got a nice warm belly tho.

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>t. coping manlet
fat ones are sticking their nose where they don't belong like you do, so you not getting in his face(which you know you wouldn't, manlet) means he diesn't have to do anything
also everyone knows a manlet can be easily dispatched by anyone willing, no need to help like niggers

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why didn't they evolve to be all white though

Yes, of course, doctor.

youtu.be/-Uq9pp586AE?t=10

They'd be easier to see from above when swimming. .

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swimming camo

seethe more fatty

Godspeed You Black Emperor Penguin

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enjoy your gay, faggot

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project more, manny
only good vibes up here :)

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What is this from?

imagine being a cuck for nature

Based chad saves the kids.

I... Don't.... Get....it

I'm okay with that. In a predator/prey situation helping one animal actively disadvantages another. Even outside that plenty of carnivores get a lot of food from carrion, so again you're disadvantaging another animal when you save something. But in the centre of antartica (well away from the coasts) there aren't any predators, and there aren't any carrion feeders, so nothing misses out on a meal because the crew helped those penguins.

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kino if true

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>possibly hollow
Always makes me laugh

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I still don't

idk tbqh

Didn't know Berserk was getting a live action adaptation

me on the right

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t. brainlet teenager

I'm in my thirties, faggot.

Kek

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I love how his buddies look back to see if his okay.

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doggos

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Bear

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What are these expressions trying to convey?

You just know...

No good news, that's for sure.

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*blocks your path*

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holy shit the muscle and force that are involved in this

>
is that fucking pinguinlet everywhere?

>HEY I'M WALKIN HEEEYA

Because it's there

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Wow.

Bees are some strange fellows.

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Your perception is all fucked. It should be fairly obvious that he's on a steep hill.

Bear doggo best doggo.

bees are cool

Fucking kek

Peng peng

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I used to be a bouncer at several small parties of my friends (checking entry pass, bouncing people)
And that pinguin acts like many people I know. Mainly frail manlets on or not on drugs.

youtube.com/watch?v=nU6c3pcqrLE

>STEP ON IT!

>woo
Why didn't he just hump it?

>Formerly water

Aesthetic as fuck.

What do you think his last words were anons?

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>Yea Forums loser found dead next to anime body pillow and doujinshi magazines.

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Based bees ganking that dickhead.

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Based and lorepilled.

Cute doggo

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WTF I hate manlets now
WTF I love manlets now

the cuntiest animal species in the world.

I know that feel Nigel

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Look at him Naruto running to their rescue, fucking BASED

>It is over
>You said this beehive would never fall while your bees defend it, they still defend it!
>what can a bee do against such size

RUDE DOGGO >:(

HONEYED

Read it in Seinfelds voice

youtu.be/XYJpvhepc0A

>Buzz with me

jesus those tiny legs look like they can barely support the massive body

this is what furries will never understand. your penis dosent belong in another species- it will end up severely damaging whatever you try to fuck

CAAAWW?! caCAAAWWW caw, caw, Caaaawww, caw. - Pengewin

why didn't the penguin fight back? try to peck at the seals eyes?

They understand alright, they just don’t care.
It’s why everyone who spends any time around furfags fucking hates them.

Jaguars are dicks