1 billion dollars, 11 Oscar nominations confirmed

If the Boondocks taught me anything it is that ghost niggers can still be fought with job applications.

The horror thriller we need right now

>cop wakes up in cold sweat to the ghostly echoes of AYOOO AYOOO and
DAS RITE DAS RITE

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>pigs being haunted by something that requires empathy

>scene of cop car being stolen by itself and floating copper pipes

>Cops in question use the haunting to hone their killing intent
>They keep killing black youths until the sheer killing intent and weight of the black youth's haunting them allows them to kill other black youths with nothing but sheer and malicious ghost power further boosting their power with each death
>Using this as their power source they quickly take over the country eradicating the young black male population in the process
Why did they allow Raimi to direct this?

>eerie whisper of “nigga” on the breeze

Swimming pools

>paranormal blacktivity
>ayoOoOOoOO dis nigga finna get spooked on

>gainful employment
>paternity tests
>Loss of EBT

there are many spooky things in this world.

neet

What makes it better is that spook is also a slur for blacks already. A spooky area is a slang term for a ghetto or black area.

>mfw ghost steals my bike

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>dogs, bees and registered mail
FPBP

>AYO BITCH WAKE DA FUCK UP
>I'M DOWN HERE FINNA SMASH YO SHIT
>OOOoOoOOooOo N SHIT

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The sad thing is this thread is far more amusing than the movie would be and this would be better as a Tyler Perry parody on the subject.

Make it take place on Father's Day and you've got a hit.

>get haunted by ghost of black kid
>leave __________ out
>haunting stops
>movie ends
well Yea Forums?

I don't get the bees and registered mail bits. Those are not general stereotypes I know.

Does this prove white people have a consciousness, and niggers who kill people and officers are unable to feel anything like a wild rabid animal?

Job application

Beatin' the nigga out of a black man is as hard as removing the stank from a hunk of shit

A bike dipped in holy water and blessed by whatever relevant holy person.

Jet magazine did a survey of what you are the most afraid of. They put:
1. Ghosts
2. Dogs
3. Registered Mail

Can't tell you about bees, though.

What a fucking bizarre list.

Kek

lmao

Funny how Tyler Perry's best movies are ones where the girl didn't win.

Kek

when are we going to get a Black Oscar?

kekekekeke

Black movies are making bank. See what smash hits Get Out and Black Panther are

Seethe, incels

Already have BET Awards

>BET Awards
That New Edition tribute was the hypest shit.

Cause only women and low iq third worlders consume media these days

I don't know why people are surprised by this

horror genre was the first genre to push interracial black garbage in the movies.

AY yooo

You can't exorcise my boy has a gud ghost he be doin his ghost schools

Will it be called 'Spooked By A Spook'?

lol wat

Two different magazines, Country Living (99.99% white readership) and EBONY/Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on ‘WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST’?

The results were interesting, to say the least…

Country Living magazine’s top three answers were:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S.
2. Child/spouse dying/terminal illness.
3. Terminal illness/self.

EBONY/Jet magazine’s top three answers were:
1. Ghosts.
2. Dogs.
3. Registered mail.

No it'll be called "Po-po geist"

I tried to google to see what the possible reason for registered mail would be, and found the snopes article saying this is made up.

It was deleted from Jet years ago, like 2007. You havw to go into archives.

>1. Ghosts.
Niggas fear ghosts? Are you for real?! I thought the joke was they don't believe in spooks.

why is an old black woman starring in a movie about white cops killing a black child

the pedophiles of resetera screeching loudly against any negative movie reviews

In school I saw 2 black kids stop fighting and run away because a bee flew between them. The bee literally broke up the fight.

So she can wave her finger in the cop's face and hum disapprovingly to let the audience know that killing Trayvon Martin was wrong.

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Fucking kek

Africanized honey bees are aggressive as hell, so it makes sense they would fear them instinctually.
Seems a lot of things from africa are more aggressive than normal.

Getting served, as in a lawsuit.

this would be the perfect movie to parody if any hollywood faggot had the balls to do it

>the paternity test came back
>it's yours

Niggas are way more superstitious than whites. They are also twice as likely to be diagnosed schizophrenic for some reason.

>for no reason.
You probably called her mother a cunt and forced them to live next to abos in the park.

forgot to take off my namefig fuck

It’ll clean up at the Oscars and somehow the Grammys

remember that they are just like us

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Underrated

Cowards

>three guys jump him when he takes it to the ground
every. fucking. time.

Why do black people have absolutely zero sense of honor?

Why do white people have absolutely zero sense of honor?

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In your head did that seem like a good comparison?

It is

The Japanese attacked first and got BTFO in response. They are the black guy in the situation.

>attacking first makes you black
cuck

They are called spooks for a reason.

Pearl Harbour was the military equivalent of a sucker punch, they didn't even declare war.

and then all the japanese gathered up and beat america
makes perfect sense

Just start killing niggers

>straightens and bleaches her hair like a white person
lmfao

Based

hello CIA

the average black neegus legit, 100% believes that every single black killed by a cop, or every single black in jail, is completely innocent

>3. Registered Mail
Not American; what does this represent specifically to American blacks?

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