Is he our /slasher or what!?

Is he our /slasher or what!?
Try to kill him, bring in your best ones, go.

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That's not Jason

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This is all it took, but greedy ass filmmakers had to ruin it.

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my magnum dong

tranqualize him which wont be hard because he walks so damn slow, tie him to a rocket and blast him into space

cut his head off

he's definitely not /our slasher/

that title goes to freddy

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what the fuck is this

>people who play popular twitchbait game #941823 are discord tranny fags
WOW who couldve guessed this one!

Dead by Daylight fags. Literally, none of them have probably watched the actual movies.

ok itchy

Michael fucking me so hard while feeling his heavy breathing around my neck is goals t b h

>never seen the original Halloween
>only ever seen the Rob Zombie remake and I don’t remember it that well
>started playing Dead by Daylight with a friend
>urge to watch some slasher movies rises
>finally watch Halloween two nights ago
>nothing happens for an hour and the last half hour is a very cheesy massacre

And I fucking loved it. Are the rest any good? I know I can skip 2 because it’s basically whole different thing with witches or some shit.

no the retard from girlhouse is

Halloween II is an extension of the first film that takes place a few minutes after on the same night. Halloween III is the one that involves witches, but I'd still recommend it. The rest of the sequels are shit aside from maybe the Return of Michael Myers. By 80's standards, it was okay. Wouldn't recommend the fifth, sixth, or eighth movies.

>virgin Jason over chad niece fucker Mikey
Yeah I'm thinking you're wrong

Yeah, no shit.

'78>2>'18>H20>3>4>'07>5>6>H2>Resurrection

Just cut his fucking head off like Laurie did in H20, he's not getting back up from that. Just make sure you've got the right guy before you do it, so you don't get a shitty sequel with Busta Rhymes.

Weird timing on this, btw. I literally just got done watching the Zombie movies before I came to Yea Forums, and saw this thread.

Oh it’s three that’s witches. Well I’m definitely going to check out 2 anyway if it’s a direct sequel.

4 and 5 are both slow to start but pick up the pace later on. 6 is the only one I would genuinely call bad (out of the Donald Pleasence films), even though at least the ideas they had with that cult thing were at least somewhat interesting. I liked H20 as a kid but I haven't seen it in like 10+ years. Resurrection is pure garbage. Halloween 2018 was great.
The Rob Zombie films have some interesting part and kills, but ultimately are lacking in several ways.

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Indeed do. Watch it exactly right after the first too. It makes it that more enjoyable.
Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007) was decent because he tried doing something different, the follow-up however in his Halloween II was terrible and pointless though in my opinion

I thought that we have already agreed that...

H20 was shit and made a complete joke out of Michael in order to make Laurie a badass vigilante. It also doesn't feel like a Halloween movie.

5 isn't better than 6. It's the second worst Halloween.

2018 is a terrible feminist propaganda.

Rob Zombie's Halloween movies are a very special and different films and not just silly slasher flicks. Especially H2.

78 > H2 > 2 > 07 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 2018 > H20 > 5 > Resurrection

>Halloween 2018 was great
>great
Disgusting faggot with your shit taste.

This is how it is...

Halloween (1978)
Halloween II (1981)

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

(Non-existing)
Halloween 4: The Return og Michael Myers (1988)
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Halloween (2007)
Halloween II (2009)
Halloween (2018)

Halloween III's soundtrack is audio kino.

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I always thought these movies were churned out on what seemed like a year to year basis. I'm actually surprised by some of the decent sized gaps in-between some of the movies.

He is.

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The large gaps were done because of box office number flops, which was the case for Season of the Witch, Revenge of Michael Myers, Resurrection, and the Halloween II remake. If they had it their way. They'd release a Halloween movie every single year or two, which they do when they feel confident and get greedy which is happening again in 2020 and 2021.

Everyone says how the new halloween is great, but all the kills happen off screen...

Literally the best looking kills are not shown and we only see the aftermath
Why was the director so scared to show the kills?

underrated movie. its unsettling as fuck

My friend is a massive slasher movie fan which is why he plays in the first place. Definitely the minority though

>Is he our /slasher or what!?
One of four. You don't possibly expect me to leave behind Leather, Fred and Jason, do you?

Thats the entire appeal of the game for me. Its a shame Jason had to get his own shitty dead game or else DbD would be complete

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Absolutely.

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the only our michael is the loomis timeline michael where he fucks his niece

Any movie with child death is kino

This. Jason is the king of camp for a reason. Freddy is a close second.

Nah.

I see your nah and raise you a yah.

this movie is about the Atlantean bloodlines Satanic agenda

Look up Jay Parker and Michael Tsarion

Is this confirmed by Carpenter himself or just another theory conceived by two based conspiracy theorist retards who blow all their money on tin-foil who try to see shit that isn't there?

Slasher Killers by body count:

Jason: 165
>F13 Part 2: 10
>F13 Part 3: 12
>F13 Final Chapter: 13
>F13 Part 6 Jason Lives: 18
>F13 Part 7 New Blood: 15
>F13 Part 8 Jason Takes Manhattan: 16
>Jason Goes to Hell: 25
>Jason X: 22
>Freddy vs Jason: 21
>F13 2009: 13

Michael Myers: 123
>Halloween: 5 (+2 dogs)
>H2: 10
>H4 Return of Michael Myers: 16
>H5 Revenge of Michael Myers: 13
>Curse of Michael Myers: 16
>H20: 6
>Halloween Resurrection: 9
>Halloween 2007: 15
>H2 2009: 16
>Halloween 2018: 15

Chucky: 40
>CP: 4
>CP2: 7
>CP3: 6
>Bride of Chucky: 6
>Seed of Chucky: 5
>Curse of Chucky: 5
>Cult of Chucky: 7

Freddy Kreuger: 38
>ANoES: 4
>Freddy's Revenge: 10
>Dream Warriors: 6
>Dream Master: 6
>Dream Child: 3
>Final Nightmare: 3
>Freddy vs Jason: 1 (surprisingly)
>ANoES 2010: 5

Leatherface: 31
>TCM: 4
>TCM 2: 4
>TCM 3: 3
>TCM Next Generation: 1
>TCM 2003: 6
>TCM Beginning: 6
>TC 3D: 4
>Leatherface: 3

Pinhead: 25
>Hellraiser: 1
>Hellraiser 2: 1
>Hellraiser 3: 7
>Bloodline: 3
>Inferno: 1
>Hellseeker: 0 (wtf)
>Deader: 9
>Revelations: 3

Doesn't Jason blow up a space station in X?

I had no idea there was a TCM past the one with Daddario. I couldn’t even make it through that one.

You remember that time in Jason x when Jason intentionally killed about 100,00 people on a space station, just for the fuck of it.
yeah Jason is definitely my boy.

What a dumb title.

>blast him into space
They did that

you're dumb

no u

meany

Agreed. Should have been “Next Halloween”. I suppose it evokes Next Friday a little, but I at least can’t picture the Grindhouse voiceover guy saying that title.