So is Galaxy's Edge part of the Star Wars canon?

After examining the video evidence:
Park Rey >>>>>>>>> Mini > Kansas > Pure

Did you do smugglers run?

show mrvwebms of the others

Is that the ride where if you're not a pilot you literally just press a button over and over again and feels like constantly being in a car crash?

No idea just heard they added the ride. Also Orlando Galaxys edge will also open August. Wonder if those will be canon too.

>even more Reyfus soon
Based

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>feels like constantly being in a car crash
Sounds based as fuck, I should bring my drink driving gf and give her PTSD

Kill yourself shill nigger

What is the lore of galaxys edge anyways? What planet is it on? Is there a storyline? What are the rides about. Are the Reys really this cute?

Ray park is the best, fuck nu wars and fuck you.

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Based

That bitch deserves death

It blows. My pilot was a nigger who could be the black twin of Pete Davidson

you shouldn't have been there in the first place dumb fuck.

Annual pass no blackout dates fag

you disgust me

It is completely canon.

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Just imagine being a kid and getting to play with cute Rey

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118870995
Imagine killing yourself

jfc

You seem mad, user.

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If I could afford a vacation to Disney World, I would go somewhere better than Disney World.

Serious question: If I were to go to one of the parks, would Rey give me attention, talk with me and take pictures with me??

Sorry, user.
Rey is only interested in kids.

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Kill yourself you desperate faggot

Former mouseland wagie worker here. We usually assign a tail to keep a close eye on unaccompanied male adults who enter the park. They're considered a security risk for obvious reasons.

You're all horny.

This user is correct. Her insta is a let down though.

As strange as this seems it's actually true. Same goes for Knott's.

good plan

>Rey is only interested in kids.
That's OK, I'm only interested in kids too!

Only the white ones, right?

Park just seems like your typical Insta slut who if she hadn't got this job would be getting shit on by Arabs right now.

>#TeamMini

They probably have incel face charts on standby.

It is so now coke is star wars canon. I'm not kidding.

Wait...what?

holy fuck how come a amerimutt be so beautiful?

>Universal Studios: Okay, we need to make sure soda isn't sold just sitting out in the Wizarding World. We can have it on tap since they wizards could probably make it on request, but they doubtfully vend muggle beverages. All in all, we need to create our own flavor compositions to meet the expectations of parkgoers and create a memorable experience.
>Disney: PINA COLADA BANTHA MILK YEAH SUBVERT LE EXPECTATIONS! COKE IN A CANISTER

What will they sell in Nintendo World?

Wrong faggot, soda isn't sold in wizarding world at all.

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If you've ever played the Star Wars Trilogy arcade game from 1998, you've done it.

what's with the uncomfortable look on the face of the girl with the hair buns?

Park Rey>Wagie Rey>>>>>>>GDP Rey

Harry Potter is for retards

fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

Underrated

It's not as bad as nu wars

Based and /thread

Are you sure you aren't a nigger with all that racial self-pity?

Some of the restaurants do. And I'm already saying universal is superior no need to go off

butter beer is literally soda

instagram name?!??

Which is why it's so impressive Universal made a park area that's universally appealing

supreme kek

Oh by far, at no point do they turn Harry into a pedo make other characters get a divorce and then have Ron's kid kill Ron after Emma Watson dies and Harry tried nuking Hogwartz. Nu Wars is trash beyond compare there are very few movies as bad as nuwars.

fuck off zoomer faggot

he meant brand name sodas, user.

>instagram = zoomer
retarded american

>breakfast menu
Seriously good for them though.

They can tell from a young age when they are around a superior female.

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do they REALLY do this? yikes

>zoomer doesn't even realize he's a zoomer
>blames americans for his age
It's like I don't need to do anything at all for you to feel I'm better than you.

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>my force is my pussy

>of all the races in Star Wars, soda is only safe for humans
Hmm

here's your rey bro

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>uglier than park rey
Good

So who's gonna deepfake her into the nu wars movies? She has an insta; we have the training data for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=UlvoEW7l5rs

>Loveinthemud

You can't make this shit up.

so smug

Fuck off zoom zoom

I'm not a mind reader, user.

This

>GDP rey
It was just a funny filename you retard, she’s never been in GDP
Mini whores herself out for money and will probably OD before she hits 30
>#TeamKansas

Yea Forums would have excused every flaw in the movies, we would have generals upon general dedicated to praising the movies

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Kill yourself zoomer

>the sun is too bright
>these costumes are ugly
>this is cringe
>I wish I as at home making livestream kino for my fans

is that black dress age apropiate?

more like Hunkcules

youtube.com/watch?v=Pc-7Qy9tjfo

Black guy looks decent when compared to actual movie Finn.

What's the butterbeer made out of? Also, do they really serve black pudding? Isn't that like made from pig's blood? Why does there seem to be a lack of vegetables on this menu? I mean baked beans and tomatoes, some mushrooms? I'm fine with the animal protein, but I usually eat some kind of vegetables with my breakfast, which I usually eat late in the afternoon because I sleep late. I guess the fruit is okay.

they have a no incels policy at disney land

I'm not saying that daisy is unattractive, but she doesn't have that cuteness that this girl has.
that is the type of look that does make people, especially young men/boys like you from the start.
if i was a lad i would probably have a crush on this rey and maybe have a sunnier outlook on the character as a result.
the rey we got? not so much

But manchildren are allowed, one of them was posting on another Galaxy's Quest thread just yesterday. See .

You answered your own question.

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Because old hags run Lucasfilms.

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What a fucking beyond shit costume is this if, even an hottie like her, doesnt look a cutie while cosplaiyng? Everyone even remotely involved in Soi Wars should be gassed and the corpses thrown in the nearest black hole.

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I couldnt go past the first 12 frames

Looks awkward as fuck

I want to carry minimum wage Rey to bed and cuddle her to sleep.

>Guys Star Wars is fucked what do we do?
>Don't we have this new park?
>Yes.
>How about we offer thinly veiled Rey GFE?
>Brilliant.

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Yeah black pudding is fried pigs blood, it’s incredible. The restaurant is supposed to serve traditional English pub food, hence the lack of any real veg. The American breakfast is just there to make americlaps feel more at home I guess.

>Rey is only interested in kids.
we would make a great married couple because of these common interests.

english breakfast is not bad but..
you fuckers can't make good sausage
all your sausage has too much filler in it...can't taste the meat
your hot dogs are shit too...its just not something brits do right.
>t. burger in bongistan

It is true though, Yea Forums would have worshipped the right Rey actress

youtube.com/watch?v=QO54dg_uUXs

zoomers are like holes, you only care about who's fucking who. the movies still would have been utter fucking garbage.

I literally never watch a video if there is a picture of the woman who made it trying to be cute in the thumbnail.
it just screams attention whore who's opinion is pointless and just wants to pull in the betas and white knights to her orbit.

Would you like Rey if she was the cute park girl instead of Ridley?

For me it's a no, it's still an awful character, but I sure would enjoy the movies 1% more.

>someone gets to have park rey as a gf

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extremely lewd and inappropriate

That kid got this dick wet

No, no one has been there, that's why it's such an embarrassing flop and you have to shill it. Get your shit together

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=-m557jS5FAY

how much would you pay to hide from stormtroopers with rey holding your hand?

My nigga

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La criatura de las americas.

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Yes it's canon, anything Disney works with is thrown into the nu-canon including tv commercials and coca-cola starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Coca-Cola

>a Han Solo origin story was the biggest bomb of the decadd
>a Star Wars theme park is bombing so hard that shills have to make threads about Rey cosplayers for damage control
Wow the last jedi really did kill this franchise huh?

do you think if I go there and tell her I don't give two fucks about Star Wars or Disney and that I only went there to ask her on a date, she would accept?

I think she's going to fuck Chad 5 times a night and you're going to die alone

>Daisy, put down the champagne...
no
>D-Daisy, the galaxy edge Rey impersona... Daisy, please get out of your Bentley ...
no
>They're hotter than you Daisy, Dais... please..

> It's (((Disney))) once they have your money it's bait and switch time.
Here's your new cosplay 'Rey' to talk to incel.

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Looks too crowded plus the only attraction that seemed interesting is that millennium falcon one, but the line is probably enormous.

>Looks like a transgender Bosmer
>Doesn't off itself

She got paid like $250k for TFA. I don't think she has millions.

Based

It depends. Are you Chadly?

GUYS PLEASE I NEED A CUTE REY GF TO DOM AND TORTURE ME

She will play Daisy Ripley in the inevitable bioflick.

Underrated

>millions
Kek, she got paid something like 300k for TFA.

What I don't get is why Mini Rey gets payed so much less than the others.

Cosplay as Rey, and she will.

>anons desperately trying to pretend a random 8/10 is much better looking than a literal 10/10 goddess just to be edgy
Embarrassing to be quite honest.

I am indeed, I am 186cm tall, muscular, tanned, no sign of balding at all...

toasty

The drugs will age her

This.
I have a lot of respect for that guy since he had the balls to leave the 501st after Disney took over the charity and turned them into Ducktroopers.

>How does Daisy feel seeing how her impersonators are more attractive than her I wonder
Not really saying much. However the girl OP posted is indeed cute by any measure.

Kansas seem to be mommy material, but I know about A type personality girls like her. Shes probably the kinkiest and biggest slut of them all. Mini is just a poor girl trying to get by, even if that means selling her body. It’s the intent that matters.

You should try Dinaguan: kawalingpinoy.com/dinuguan/

Dinaguan is basically pork meat cooked in pig's blood, they also add pig organs to the soup or stew.

I'm not really into eating blood from animals, just the meat and animal organs. But hey, if you Europeans and Filipinos want to eat pig's blood, go for it.

From what I’ve seem the reys will take pics with anyone but I’d be too embarrassed to play games with her and talk to her. I don’t want to spill my spaghetti in front of the crowds.

there’s literally nothing wrong with race mixing as long as the dad sticks around. Prove me wrong

giwtwm

She told me about a secret hiding spot on the Millennium Falcon.

>put your foot in my pussy

what did she mean by this?

Park Rey confirmed a cute. Me on the right

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W-what did she smell like? Are you allowed to put your arm around her shoulder?

>Not being taller than girls

What these poses trying to convey?

>he doesn't know

That's Hapa/Kansas Rey

lol

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Hiding their boners you goddamn moron.

know what

He just keeps looking lmfao

That's you and your boyfriend, right? Unironically and no insult intended. But you look extremely homosexual and your partner shirts are a bit weird.

So she still makes like 3 times more in just one movie? Besides the other movies and commercials she can make

Oh user you and your boyfriend meet Rey?!

if you think that at this point she only has that much money you are a retard