Now that the dust has settled, how DID he swing Dorsia on a Friday night?

Now that the dust has settled, how DID he swing Dorsia on a Friday night?

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He. Got. Dubs.

BATEMAN’S GONNA FREAK

He has an in with the reservations/scheduling guy.

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He didn't. Just like the other yuppies at their work, he only pretended

he didn't even exist in the first place

He gave the Maitre d’ head
Bateman wasn’t lying when he said Paul was a homosexual

Only quads gets you in Dorsia on a Friday night.

Why did all their cards have Vice President, how many Vice Presidents can one company have?

Bateman's retard younger brother could do it. Pretty sure it was only a challenge for Patrick and his 'tism

Cause nobody goes there anymore

He got it through the Fischer account.

A lot...

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You've never seen dubs like this.

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I know a guy.

He lied

If you want the real answers it’s this

if it was aborted it would be in pieces, that's a miscarriage babby

It all depends on the company size. Vice President isn’t a big deal title unless it has “executive” or “senior” in front of it.
t. vice president

probably because dorsia wasnt even a restaurant

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Please check the digits in the top right-hand side of my reply

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This but also dubs.

Y'all doin it wrong

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No one gets dubs any more. The cool factor died in 2017.

Explain how I got these then

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Oh who gives a rat’s ass?

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i think hes lying

Dubs

take mine user

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>t. vice president
Tell me, is it worth it?

Absolutely atrocious thread

what an embarrassing thread

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I'm better looking than Jared Leto, and, more importantly, I'm still somehow less narcissistic. Generally, anyway. I know that I'm flexing a little right now.

Bateman is gay

But will you age as gracefully as him?

test

cursed thread

That's not true. Bisexual at most, but I never got that impression from reading the book or watching the movie, nor have I ever heard/read anybody else suggest that.

Maybe he bribed the Maitre'D, or maybe it was all hype. Who knows really?

doubtful

He was lying.

fucking newfags, this is how it's done

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Hey Paul

>that's a miscarriage babby
so instead it's in deuces

Singles, this thread is fucked.
Dubs and we all get an 8:29 res at Dorsia.

Pathetic.

he did exists. read the book

you guys all suck

I think you're okay