Wish I was American

Spaghetti Western.
Also Lucky Luke.
And you top it off with both at the same time.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PcRlZlD4nUg

I just watched "Ride in a Whirlwind" tonight, the location fits.

Sedona is pretty.

Any of the old Clint Eastwood westerns.

Super Size Me

USA has top comfy nature, but I cant fucking stand Americans.

Not even being le ebin anti-amerishart trolls most of americans are incredibly obnoxious and surface-level people.
Would love to live there given I live somewhere in bumfuck Arizona in a comfy desert like in OP or maybe montana/colorado/north California/etc hick state that has gorgeous nature and the only people I see whole day are my neighbors that live 2 miles a way, unless I go to the city...
Shame that getting an USA citizenship nowadays is hard as fuck even if you are European and that everything is retardedly expensive, even if I want to move to middle of hicksville

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Big Fish

>everything is retardedly expensive, even if I want to move to middle of hicksville
it's cheaper here. compare home prices.

Is it actually good? Beein planning on playing it for the longest time, but it's just on a sale for like 20 euros at my local vidya shop, should I give it a try?
Beein playing RDR2 recently and I fucking love the environment, is it comparable?

Deadwood. Show and movie

America is basically like the mask, where you can just be anything on the spot and make up characters, and everyone just rolls with it like it’s normal.

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>wanting to be fat and dumb
Oof

Red Dawn

The Patriot

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Shane

The Flag: a Story in the Tradition of Betsy Ross

yeah you sound like a massive fucking faggot and trying to generalize 300+million people is retarded, not sure how you managed to sound so smug typing such trite drivel.

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super size me

Not him, but seethe harder fatty

Tbh, people in western europe, at least in cities are almost as unbearable as American zoomers

Easy Rider

I don't mind people in big cities being a little obnoxious, they are a little obnoxious here. What I didn't expect was to see a lot of the country people are just old and old the pension or layabouts on the dole collecting subsidies for 'traditional farms' (the euro equivalent of US corn-basedbean subsidies)

Feivel Goes West

>I'm not even making stupid generalizations
>I'm just saying almost everyone is a certain way, based on my very limited knowledge

Paris, Texas

zoom zoom zoom

Just watch some old Reagan boomer kino on YouTube, you will feel American.

youtu.be/JDVT-8tUfiE

forgot pic

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Disgusting Zoomers.
This pic should make you want to watch a John Ford movie

Come enjoy the New World with us user, save your money and join the party

I live in the az desert like that. Its raining right now really kino. Fuck off we're full

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Fuck, that's kino
>ywn ride your cabrio/motorcycle across california/nevada/arizona and just chill in roadside motels, maybe fucking a prostitute now and then
Why even live bros

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Did Reagan wrote his own speeches ?

youtu.be/GiuFzpl28io

Looks to good to be true.

Do you have shitloads of bugs/snakes/etc annoying critters?

Also no, fuck you, finna come and steal your job, whiteboy :))))

>tfw AZ user
there are really posters on Yea Forums that haven't smoked gang weed out in the arizona mountains lmfao

Bone Tomahawk

There are almost no bugs in the az desert, except ants and the really rare scorpion under rocks. I see rattle snakes in the spring but they just chill out on rocks and stare at the sun, they dont want to be bothered or really care. I see a family of javelinas every morning too, and road runners. Pretty nice. No mosquitos in the desert. I like it.

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youtu.be/p5niMFTyhqs
The Wind and the Lion

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horizon zero dawn is one of the best current gen games out there

Why? We're fat and stupid and there's stuff in the water.

Based and amerishartpilled

Because Arizona ended its film subsidy like 24 years ago.

Also western popularity is way down

Also what about west world you dumb faggot

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Paris, Texas

Most Linklater movies

True Arizona during Monsoon is true KINO

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One of the great American films for sure

How about you go see the real place in real life instead of a poor imitation in a fucking video game?

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The Searchers

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The Straight Story unironically

BASED

>see it in real life
>well that looks cool
>leave

>being such a shut in that you dont understand how to enjoy time out in nature.

Honestly you should through yourself off of a high building.

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i can't stand euros either

I hate to reply to this twice but this really is one of the great masterpieces of film, not just as a genre piece. It made a huge impact on my psyche to see it growing up-- one of the most mythical American kinos for sure. Only thing I would change is that annoying kid

Inferiority complex?

youtube.com/watch?v=E8ZRADSD_E8

>mfw people on 4chins never went out to the Mogollon Rim for a vision quest
More for us, AZ user.

Same here user. I watched it as a kid with my Dad and it definitely left an impression on me.

Good kino

Yellowstone is pretty solid American television

youtube.com/watch?v=6BxoVgkltvg

Its quite staggering to realize all the people that live outside of western north America that dont experience these kind of things.

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>not even camping
>cant imagine hiking
>mushrooms outdoors.jpg
>bring a qt n fugg outdoors.kino
>or hang with the bros n grill up some good eats

why even live? the internet will be there for your entire life, nature may not

Good, fuck them. We're full.

Fuck amerisharts lmao

basado

Is living in the desert as comfy as it seems?

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yes. Midwest fags dont understand that without humidity its entirely comfortable outside up to 100-102 outside and with shade/misters/modern tech its very livable.

I would take 110 over Midwest 93 and humid any FUCKING DAY of my life.

also the neighborhood areas are much greener than people realize

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I have had people from NY and Pen unironically ask me if its weird to see grass and trees, Its unbelievably ignorant.

even the natural desert areas can be quite lush

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What about winters? Is it just raining and being cloudy hiw season? Can I just chill with a t-shirt during the winter.

Man, really wish I could go /out/ somewhere in the americans desert states for a few days, seems top comfy

Don't listen to this idiot, Arizona is absolutely horrible and I recommend never visiting let alone moving here.

Winter is usually between 60-75 as a high with cool nights or stormy days dipping into the 50's rarely reaching freezing (some early mornings mayber once or twice a year)

Pic related it snowed twice this year which was very unusual

This is a nigger living in beaner town or a poor fat faggot shut in, arizona is a great place to live as the entire thread of pictures shows, plus its only 150 miles to the ocean in Mexico and 90 miles to boundless pine forests.

You can ski till march or April in the mountains and be poolside by the next day.

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>not exploring a fairy tale scenery on your paramotor with noise cancelling headphones

Shut up we're full

comfy

I mean, I get it, but we also are not full at all.

Yes we are. Here's the reality of OP's picture if you actually go visit on a week end. Fucking middle of nowhere Sedona gridlock of nothing but Californians coming to get psychic mind readings at the local crystal shop.

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>the main highway in Sedona is busy sometimes so we are full.

K, well I dont have much to say but that's retarded.

Paris, Texas is literally the perfect film for you.

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Bet you weren't even born in AZ

I was, you are just a faggot that is reeeing about his secret club

People like you are always about and always die out. good riddance.

have sex incel

IM the incel says the guy who is mad that a tourist trap town gets tourist traffic?

Kek, okay faggot have a good night. Im up too late anyway

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slurp

>Kek, okay faggot have a good night. Im up too late anyway

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Redpill me on Nevada

Casinos and Aliens

It almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Aside for vegas, obviously
>ayy lmaos
Interesting
Based

USA is a semi-third world shithole

Kino thread. Thank you based anons for posting some kino cinematography

easy rider

Disappointed no one has said Homeward Bound yet. One of the great American frontier kinos

America is by far the most comfy country

Yeah. Shame it's full of am*ricans tho

Shame you're a nigger

More comfy pics pls anons

seethe harder

Europeans literally do not have A/C, dishwashers, and dryers.

you do not have bidets you fucking mongoloids

Iron Giant
The Trouble With Harry
The Russians are Coming the Russians are Coming
April Morning

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do you like leaves?

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While we're getting into this, does anyone have any comfy Autumn kinos that I should watch?

Depends on what you define as American, and which part of the country. Be more specific.

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Oh Brother Where Art Thou for early fall

We wipe, because we don’t have time to spray ourselves like a little sissy.

Jersey is where the real kinography takes place.

90s America was so damn comfy. I miss it boys. More kinos for this feel

Just watched this today couple of hours ago. Damn good movie :)

This. Fucking pussies

You don't need a movie for that. Just a rental car and a national park pass.

It's a european thing. Although, the odds are pretty good he's actually from California.

Bowling for Columbine and Elephant

holy fucking shit dude

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>ywn ride your cabrio/motorcycle across california/nevada/arizona and just chill in roadside motels, maybe fucking a prostitute now and then
Why not?

Zoomers don't even know what New Vegas is