Wtf this shit was good

wtf this shit was good

i need you to post all your alita images now

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sure

sure thing friend. Sorry you missed our generals.

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not really sure what you want image wise.

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>aSHITa

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What happened to the alita generals?

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Kill yourself tranny

They got nuked because of waifu fags.

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the faggot mods moved them to

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That's where they and you belong, Alita shitter

Fucking shame. I wasn't in many, but I never had a bad time over there.

Don't you have SotM garbage to spam at sneedfags, sweaty?

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imagine getting this worked up over a fucking movie. let people enjoy things you faggot

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/ABAG/ threads were pretty fun.

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They were the good days.

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Good riddance
movie

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INCOMING MASSIVELY BUTTHURT ALITA HATERS

HERE THEY COME

I have so many webms I don't even know what they are.

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How many threads did it get to?

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Fuck haters and Alita beraters.
Fuck lewds and asshole rude dudes.
Fuck jannies and discord trannies.
Fuck off topic hacks and ad hominem attacks.
Fuck waifu fags and Half in the Bag.

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Dunno. I stopped around 110 or so.

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Based mods

better than the manga that goes into a crazy nonsense road for a shitload of chapters

Around 560

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Absolutely based.

remember: liking alita is a sign that you are alt-right

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I liked the totally out there high-scifi of the mangas though.

still no idea what webms I'm posting

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>everything an 18 year old white kid likes is racism

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yup and then we had to go into hiding. But we're still here.
remember: we've already dealt with these accusations; nothing has come of them.

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>literally a strong female protagonist
>it's alt-right
What the fuck is the left even smoking? Why hasn't it killed them?

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Fuck you, into the garbage bin with you and your robot waifu

I want her to lightly tease my nuts with her high heels

The Jews are practically begging to be exterminated at this point. It's a collective cry for help.

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>directed by a Mexican
>starring an empowered Mexican woman
>the leftists hate it

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is 3dpd alita better than anime alita?

Alita is not for lewd.

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The single cutest webm.

the 2part anime is an atrocity to humanity

All Alitas are good.

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Unironically yes.

It wasn't very good, that's for sure.

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Faggot mods nuke threads that actually discuss the subject material, instead we're left with sneed and 10 reddit tier losers posting the same 20 Son of The Mask clips to force that bullshit down everyone's throats.

Liberals aren't leftists. As a matter of fact trying to associate a movie about class divide in a struggling but vibrant multicultural society starring a hispanic actress with the right shows a clearly anti leftist bias.

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>the same 20 Son of The Mask clips to force that bullshit down everyone's throats.
Hungergames starting up soon, lads.

DOES SHE HAVE A PUSSY OR NOT??

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She's in an environment where you can buy as many pussy add ons as you want.
If she doesn't, she will.

sequel when???

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No, but her berserker body is nanotech and can will reshape in response to any sufficiently strong emotion. So if she was really hot for Figure4 one would probably appear.

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>Liberals aren't leftists.
finally somebody makes a distinction. The only people bitching about Alita are the people propping up capeshit. Leftists overwhelmingly don't give a shit about Alita.

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Don't do that to yourself, user.

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Was a glib facsimile until Hugo actually made physical contact.
Wonder what K was feeling.

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>Alita

Probably concerned that he should be feeling more.

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so much OC created daily
I want to go back

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Those threads were high energy!

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Catsposting is growing, but I don't have the same enthusiasm I did for Alita.

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>Wonder what K was feeling.

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Delete this.

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When I saw the movie in 3D Imax I had a sudden overpowering urge to reach into the screen and give her a great big hug. I enjoy films a lot but I've never had a strong emotional reaction to one like that before.

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I'm sorry, BH&LP.

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I saw Alita 4 times when it was playing here, but the Hugone love story was pretty much high school tier.

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Fuck man...

That's anime for you.

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FLOPSHITA

Best villan coming through!

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>cg
>3dpd
"no"

Imagine being so dead inside the olny way you know if you liked your latest capeshit is by reading about box office returns.

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Why are you describing your bowel movements, we don't need to hear about it.

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she's heavy

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I'm glad they didn't linger on the romance parts

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The generals weren't even discussing the material you dumbshit, they had become waifu threads

she's big she's chunky!

the only redeeming factor in CHIPs, even before I saw Alita I liked rosa in this

They went full waifu around thread 110 or so. That's when I ducked out.

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Yet here we still are having ALITA threads. Really activates orange chocolate covered almond.

It's shocking that they were still being allowed all the way up until 550

There was literally nothing wrong with the threads though. They were about a movie on a television and film image board. I don't see what the issue was besides the faggot trolls that were harassing them.

Back then jannies understood how containment threads worked.
See, when cancer spreads, you keep it contained to a single thread, otherwise multiple threads pop up and the cancer grows.

>simpsons threads
>dr who threads
>star trek threads

These went on for years and were pretty much the same 20 posts over and over.

I wish they never killed baneposting. It was just reaching some kind of dark apotheosis when they nuked it.

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They had become waifu threads, which aren't allowed here

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You're not allowed here.

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That's not true though. There was ever only a handful of waifufags in the threads. Overall the threads were mostly Alita fans discussing the movie.

>two alita threads shitting up the Yea Forums catalog right now
Get off my board tourists.

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I'm sorry mods killed cunny threads, user.

Maybe you can just call the FBI on yourself and get the help you need.

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why was the Doctor banned for in the manga?

I've been on this site for almost a decade now, if anyone "doesn't belong" it's the cancerfags like you with your whole "I don't like it so it doesn't belong here" mentality.
Seethe harder faggot, this is my board too.

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He wasn't. He exiled himself because it was too rigid up there, and he felt sympathy for the people of the scrapyard.

Imagine shilling for this flop
I don't know what to tell you folks
But it's over now!
Jimbo...you had a good run but Avengers beat Avatar. You're done! A has been! You can't afford to pay your weeb-shills no more. Your money's no good here.

Also, he never removed his own Zalem mark. It was just one tiny implant in a sea of hacked-together cyborgs, and no one but he and other exiles knew what it meant.

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chubby cheeks

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see

CUTE

>capefags think every fan thread is shilling because that's the world they live in

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She's so fucking smug
>See this white men? This is what WOMYN can do!
Fuckign kike propaganda

Just read the manga, that shit was so good. Not a masterpiece, but a very wild ride. I don't know why there was only two short OVA animated, it deserved something more than that.
But I don't know what they'll do in next movie if there will be one. I guess motorball arc and fight with Zapan could be adapted with some fixes here and there, but that magnificent bastard Nova from manga wouldn't fit even in 16+ rating.

That's why they wanted it to fail. This way the fanboys can make up their own sequels in their heads.

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>BR is dark as shit

Puffylita

>manga by a jap
>produced by a gentile
>directed by a gentile
>it's the kikes

You know how you know it's not kike propaganda? Shit like this

Could just be the encoding.

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Alita vs Monsters

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I have some chocolate cookies with orange marmalade in the pantry right now...

The thread banners were so damn kino.

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I WUV AWITTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UWU UWU UWU UWU

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This

Stay mad.

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>59%
OHNONONONNO
Misogynists and the alt-right ETERNALLY BTFO

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you sure about that?

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Are YOU?

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What game is this?

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Just watched the movie for the first time.
It was pretty fucking good, but wtf was the ending?
I haven't paid attention to anything revolving around this movie, so I don't know - when is the next part supposed to come out?

god i wish that were me

Wait, that's from a game? I thought it was the movie. The CG is so bad lol
It's not, nobody cared about this one. It flopped.

It was setting up for a sequel that won't happen.
Read the mangas if you want to know where it was going.

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2021

i liek purple alitty!

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>coping haters

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What's the deal with the D-tier cgi in this movie?
Is there some behind the scenes fuckery going on, did Jim cameron have to slash the budget in favour of something else?
Why didn't he get his Avatar team on this one?

I don't know what would be better, the film itself or the level of butthurt from profit-obsessed capefags.

But lets be realistic. Believe it when you see it.

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It was just a little side-project for his buddy Robbie to do, Jimbo wasn't involved with it. Why would he do some animu garbage?

kinda partial to green alita myself

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Fitting for Alita.

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>goth/emo spiked collar
>qt bow
>shitty punk band
she seems confused

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Right, so from what I read so far, it's been laid back by Cameron cause of the Avatar 2. Or something.
Fuck Avatar, seriously.

Cameron had been talking about making Alita for 20 years. He bought the rights back in 2003.

>actually believing this
It's weeb garbage. You are weeb garbage. Go back to Yea Forums to fap to your stupid robot waifu. Yea Forums is for discussing actual cinema like Avengers Endgame.

Dances With Wolves in Space.

But it made a shitload of money.

Well played.

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He had clearly lost his passion for it then. Passing the creative control over to the diversity B team. I think cameron just wanted to get his slice of that lucrative capeshit pie, test the waters so to speak.
The sequel bait ending supports this.

This image made me read BLAME! and for that I'm eternally grateful.

Wish the Netflix adaptation wasn't dogshit.

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Do you by any chance own the Master Editions?

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Naw. All I have is torrented scans.

please remake your shitty webms

You pirate scum.

I wish the film scrapyard had been more like this instead of cheery and vibrant southern european city covered in distressed textures.

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the CGI is top shelf, you're an idiot

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You spam the same shit.
>DUDE THIS MOVIE WAS PRETTY GOOD LOL
Then you switch it up
>LOL THIS MOVIE WAS BAD LETS TAKK ABOUT IT LOL

Sorry. I own too much paper already.

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no u

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I have no idea what this series is, what the hell am I looking at here?

What do you mean 'not for lewd'? In this picture not only is she naked, she's ultra-naked. You can see her insides.

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finally watched it for the first time today. it wasn't bad but it wasn't great either. i'm actually surprised how good alita's CG was. i didn't think it would work but it was actually pretty seamless. plot was thin and i hated how it was just a setup for a sequel

As the unknowably large and ancient city continues to collapse around him, Killy contemplates how far he's come, and how much further he has to go.

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>jump
>freeze time
>camera rotates
>*KICK*
hahahaha how did they allow this?
utter

>why would Cameron work on a love letter to his waifu
Dumb seething fags.

>y-you shut up!

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>181 posts
>39 posters
Yikes!

Didn't even notice that one.
Ooof.

This part of her body is an interchangeable pubic attachment that can be swapped out for a lifelike vagina (or penis if you are that way inclined), like a fleshlight port.
In the manga, these doll bodies were originally manufactured as sex bots but eventually got repurposed for many number of things. I'm impressed with the attention to detail they put in here.

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>"does it bother you that i'm not completely human?"
>"you are the most human person i've ever met"

worst line ever

Discord trannies are the worst variety of tranny.

Remember:
Alita poster admits they would organize a raid on Yea Forums if their general is removed
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115796618
Alita poster admits they have a janitor who has told them he is a janitor
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115797502
Mod/janitor from the discussion in the linked threads above leaves up discord advertising while multiple users admit they have reported it.
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115845290
Thread full of wiped posts while the discord advertising link stays up
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/
Discord posters admit they plan on organizing raid threads
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115866220
Same mod/janitor leaves up discord link while post exposing them not even a minute after is deleted
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907030
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907055

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And it still hasn't gone up

>In the manga, these doll bodies were originally manufactured as sex bots
nice fanfic

Has science gone too far?

>all this mad

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That look on christoph waltz face
>please get me out of here

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read the manga idiot
the movie was a sugary flavored watered down PG kiddy flick in comparison.

He warmed up to her later.

Nothing can stop AI waifus.

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Because they're Mexicanos blancos. You gotta be disgusting brown to count.

>trying this hard

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you need to let go user

>illiterate mouth breather
you could look at the pictures while your mommy reads it to you

SEQUEL NEVER EVER

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y u mad tho?

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she a spooky

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when will they sell a real doll alita reeeeeee

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Honest trailers sure took a big deserved shit on alita.
Based honest trailers destroying this piece of trash

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>Honest trailers

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maybe the gayest post on the chan including /lgbt/

I don't watch them, what did they say?

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Considering she lives in a trash in canonically yeah it kinda is.

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I'm 6'3", can deadlift 660lb for 5 clean reps, and I enjoyed the movie.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-P1S84MbY

reposting with love to all my /abag/ homies

True, many such cases.

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fuck off modcuck. things are only supposed to be in /trash/ if they're off topic. abusing power because you're an uptight faggot doesn't make you any less of an uptight faggot. actually it just makes you look like a petulant insecure uptight faggot. don't defend them doing this

>alitafags are phoneposters
Fucking kys

nice get, me

Fellas, i love Alita

standing up doesn't count as deadlifting

You're right. That's why I load up a barbell.

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epic

>shadman

This is such an awkward looking shot and I do with they had cut it.

>55 posters
>245 replies

>four posts per person
The absolute state of circlejerking weebs. This is getting out of hand.

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My dad suddenly got a lot more interested in the movie when he noticed Connely was in it.

BASED dad

Honest trailers has been pretty shit for the past year or two, they won't actually point out flaws but just straight up make fun of whatever movie they are supposed to be "honestly" reviewing.

So cynicism has replaced humor?

Hah, wow, 4 posts over a 5 hour timespan hah! wow these INCELS are really getting out of hand guys!!! Hah HAVE SEX AMIRITE OR AMIRITE???

I bought it on BD but still haven't watched it. Tell me Alitafriends, what makes it so good?

Sex... like they could ever have any. All they've got is Arita flop Angel dakis.

Alita's heart and soul.

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The same handful of alitards harvest this movie for 3 - 5 second webms and screenshots.
It's so bad that it can't stand up to further scrutiny, they know this and don't care because it's just the bug eyed girl they jerk their micropenises off too.

It's a pretty good adaption of a really good manga.

This. It has no depth, no nuance. Where's the memorable quotes? What's the "Rosebud" or "I'm Iron Man" of Alita?

We have the technology to bring this back

>literal cancer
>found in a trash heap
kinda

Imagine being so obsessed with children's media like capeshit you unironically put it into the same category as Citizen Kane.

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>rolls away from you
:(

I just watched it the other night, thought it was okay. I wouldn't mind seeing a sequel. The thing I found funny was how it's the correct way to write a heroine. She fucks up a couple of times, isn't perfect, is allowed to think a boy is cute and fall in love, and learns from her mistakes. Is that why they think it's alt-right propaganda? Because its how you write a heroine in the correct manner instead of just a blatant God tier ma-REY-sue? Shouldn't the left be praising this movie?

Uhh, no sweetheart. It sexualizes minors, it's a male power fantasy. Alita is an uncanny valley representation of the Born Sexy Yesterday tvtrope.

Journos's job now is to literally praise shit and smear wholesome, meaningful movies.

Why thank you.

I know you're joking, but what the fuck does "born sexy yesterday tv trope" even mean?

It refers to characters who have the attitude and intellectual capacity of children (to appeal to pedophiles, i.e. white men) and the bodies of sexualized adults so the pedowhites can pretend they're not pedos.
Compare Alita to Leeloo, for example. The same exact premise: it's a toddler you can fuck legally.

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Ahhh ok, that's retarded. Alita didn't have the mind of a toddler, maybe a little bit like a naive teenager, but not a fucking toddler. That's a terrible comparison.

>I don't watch them, what did they say?

They made fun of motorball for being an "extreme" 90s cliche. How everything "cool" in the 90s had to be extreme.

They made fun of alita being sexualized but a baby at the same time.
They made fun of how much story they cramed in one small movie.
They made fun of panster kuntz
They made fun of alita being childish
They made fun that it wont get a sequel

At the end they wished james cameron had becomed obsessed with jojos bizarre adventure

>They made fun of how much story they cramed in one small movie.
This is my biggest gripe with the film. I don't think making fun of Panzer Kunst is a fair point since the manga was originally marketed as a futuristic martial arts piece. It's like getting mad at Jackie Chan or Jet Li for taking a martial arts pose in a beat em up.

I kind of wonder how a cameron directed JoJo live action would be

Saw this the other day. It was okay. Felt like one of those adaptations of a YA novel. The two biggest problems were the pacing and motorball.
Everything happened way too fast. Alita went from normal, slightly naive teenage girl to super competent warrior really fast. And I don't just mean combat wise, but personality wise as well. I get that part of that is her programming as a berserker, but it needed more time to show her change. Her romance with whats his face also went really fast. It went from some light, friendly flirting and getting to know each other, to you're the only one I love let me literally rip out my heart for you at the drop of a hat.
On motorball, it felt misplaced. Like they didn't know how much they wanted in the movie or not. It actually reminded me a lot of pro bending from the first season of Korra, where it was important to the plot but at the same time not really.
I think they needed to either cut it out completely, or focus all their attention on it and have Alita dealing with the criminal element of the world from inside the motorball organisation, like how things are handled in the Speed Racer movie.
Last thought, the eyes. They weren't as bad as I thought. They worked best at the start when she was naive because they made her look younger, but felt really out of place with her personality later on when she became a warrior.
Anyway, thanks for reading my blog.

big dick energy, cause alita is for high t cis male inviduals with extraordinary taste in kino art

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They were naking fun of how stupid it sounded

Imagine being a male, over the age of 16, enjoying this movie, indeed loving it, purchasing blu rays of it and merchandise, making waifu photoshops and webms from shitty camrips.
Imagine seeing this and thinking it's any greater than a run-of-the-mill teen action, capeshit-lite childrens movie.
Alitafags actually manage to make bronies look like well adjusted members of society.

The manga is even faster
She pokes the bad guy in the eye and gets dismembered even much.earlier than in the movie...
The stuff with hugo is even faster too. She falls in love with him after rwo days

Can anyone tell me why URM was attacking the sky cities? Specifically, why the fuck were they running up the giant cable instead of being dropped from their ship while it was still in the air? Also why the fuck were they shooting at the spinning blades coming down the cable why they could have just sliced thru the thing with their plasma infused monomolecular swords as Alita did at the end? Honestly nothing about those combat flashbacks made any damn sense.

But it sounds fucking rad.

>At the end they wished james cameron had becomed obsessed with jojos bizarre adventure
Lemme guess they're animeonly fags who only found out about JoJo because of the new anime.

>honest trailers

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>tfw I got into JoJo because a friend told me to read it
>shitty scans, machine translated from chinese
>only JoJo meme anyone ever used was Za Warudo
Take me to the distant past
I WANT TO GO BACK

Was disappointed when finally saw the movie. You faggots have overhyped this otherwise mediocre movie.

shut the hell up

excuse me the histories of type-V vampire mutants and super electromagnetic space karate are a CORE aspect of the story

Vampires are great and cute.

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it is but it's also janky af, there are cuts everywhere. I'd say there's a good 45 mins to an hour taken out in editing.

>image limit reached
>bump limit coming fast
oh well. guess we'll have to make another thread soon.

No! Not on my watch you WEEB CANCER! You're spamming Flopita!

>Can anyone tell me why URM was attacking the sky cities?

It's a false flag attack perpetrated by mercenaries under the command of the Jovian Federation. The URM is the martian puppet of Venus, so this terrorist attack is intended to increase hostilities between Earth and Venus.

Get a load of this tranny trying to tell us no more Alita threads. lmao Who's rules do we live by?

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>Yea Forums is only for shitposting one 140 character post per thread per poster
>you aren't allowed to have conversations with multiple posts in the same thread

>140 character
This isn't your blog, 70 characters or less.

Someone tell me about Grewishka, why did he live in the sewers

He got flushed down.

Actually good movie.

I liked it. Anyone who says it's bad because the manga is better is approaching media wrong. This always happens with adaptations. And especially western adaptations of foreign media, you should consider these to be entirely separate.

Most anime adaptations of manga are considered worse too, your default stance should be to expect ALL adaptations to be worse. Then be surprised when they aren't if you like.

>COME TO MY WORLD LITTLE FLEA!
I'm wonder this too. Are there outcasts living down there or something?

No it wasn't, you can stop shilling it now.

>they still think we are shilling
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SEQUEL FUCKIN WHEN? YOU CAN'T BLUE-BALL ME LIKE THIS. NOT AFTER GIVING ME A TASTE OF KINO

It didn't make enough money either in theaters or in the home video market to warrant a sequel.

You have to remember normies are fucking retarded, anything that doesn't realistic or "scientific" is automatically placed into the "lmfao das sooo stupihd XD" category.

except almost nobody says that, esp the people who don't like it, its mostly just npc responces
also i've noticed a lot of the women who don't like it talk about the movie as if its some cute girl they saw on the street and felt inferior to
>her eyes were so big though
>ah it wasn't that good it was half a movie
>her face was all cgi, not that the acress' is much better, she's uglier
etc. as if they seek some sort of affirmation and whenever u say you think she's cute they get excessively defensive
pretty pathetic they react like that instead of stopping being vapid whores

That's a lie and you know it.

posting in ebic bread

why did they ruin desty nova?

he's one of the characters you should be looking forwards to doing if there are sequels

>ruin desty nova
He was on screen for 10 seconds max, lmao. How can they of ruined him, just wait for the sequels to make that sort of judgement.

There was no flan. No flan = no Desty Nova.

>no flan = no Desty Nova
IMMERSION RUINED!

And did he even talk about karma ONCE? I don't think so.

I'm sure it will make its way into the sequels, no doubt about it...

He was in the movie for less than 30 seconds, Jesus man. He wasn't the focus of the movie, the overarching focus yes, but not the main focus. And consequently he had little to no screen time.

So your excuse for the movie being bad is that it was bad on purpose? Really? This is what Alitafags are like?

>waaa there was no flan in my movie
Is this what manga fags are like?

the actual problem is they gave him Bigot's role (Zalem's enforcer), when the central tenet of Nova's character is hatred of authority including Zalem

your retarded

what are you talking about ? It sounded like they love it, and it was pretty funny overall. Plus, Jojo reference