>The Ring will not save Gondor. It only has the power to destroy. Please, let me go
The Ring will not save Gondor. It only has the power to destroy. Please, let me go
Kevin Sullivan
Nathan Robinson
Yeah the power to destroy all these fucking orcs you dumb hobbit. Now shut the fuck up and hand it over.
Carter Nguyen
Why didn't they just put the ring in Gandalf's ass and fly him to the moon?
Henry Peterson
The moon is a boat, on that boat is a piece of glowing fruit. Sailing that boat is... I don't know... a magical dude. You wouldn't want him to get near that ring, either.
Jackson Evans
>I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
Brayden Cruz
>NOOOOO SAM STOP PICKING ON SMEAGLE HES NOT EVIL HES JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!!!!!
Nolan Murphy
>WE'LL TAKE THE LOT TO MORDOR
Hudson Peterson
What power does the ring have anyway? All it ever did was make the wearer invisible and paranoid/delusional.
Grayson Sanders
Are you familiar with the "Horcrux" from... I wanna say... The Dark Crystal? What movie was that? Anyway, it's like that for Souron.
Wyatt Reyes
why didn't they just fly over mordor and drop the ring in mount doom?
Connor Lewis
>One does not simply import a ring into mordor
>Its black gates are guarded by more than just customs agents. There are import duties on jewelry and their fiscal policies have cumulative taxes that does not end.
Jace Johnson
I don't get this meme
Isaac Wood
Then what about the other (((rings of power)))? Are they also useless trinkets? And what did they mean by "one ring to rule all"? Rule how? Over what?
A glorified phylactery is all it was?
Brandon Morgan
That is true. It only has the power to destroy.
Nathan Ramirez
>NO
Matthew Nguyen
>SAM ME AND SMEAGOL BOTH HELD THE RING SO I TRUST THIS CREEPY LITTLE FUCK MORE THAN A LIFE LONG FRIEND
I would've just stabbed frodo and smeagol then and there and carried the ring myself.
Dominic Russell
Lando Calrissian is a corrupt ruler of Cloud City and he is working with the Ewoks.
Aiden Gomez
Sourman made all the rings and gave them as gifts to the Hibbits and Wellingtons and whoever, but they were like... like what if the CIA gave you a smartphone? They're like "Here, dude, free smartphone. Fresh from the CIA."
You'd expect them to have backdoors built into the phone, right?
The rings were mind-control devices. Low-dose heroin, whereas the one ring was the hard shit.
Jeremiah Hughes
Tony Stark and Boba Fett are working together to build a wall that will keep the xenomorphs out.
Jeremiah Collins
Just finished reading the books and amm currently on the Silmarillion.
Why is it so good? I feel so good reading Tokein's shit.
Ian Adams
Frodo had to believe smeagol could be redeemed because he was seriously concerned he may end up like him
Matthew Bennett
>Sourman made all the rings
he made all but the 3 that the elves got
Cooper Russell
>"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement
Evan Rivera
Why can't redditors come up with a good meme?
Aaron Torres
shut the fuck up you imbecile
Adam Baker
And Predator will pay for the wall!
#FAKENEWS
Colton Long
cringe hothead