THE CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILIZATION

How would this sketch be nowadays?

youtube.com/watch?v=91YpZe1SmNg

>I GOT FORTY NATIONS READY TO ROLL SON

Like who?

>Who da fuck said that?

You know what you can do with an aluminum tube, son?

Stankonia has agreed to drop Bombs Over Baghdad.

HOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLALEMMEHOLLATCHAYA

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHAAA

I WROTE THIS SONG IN '94.

>Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation

Japan's sending playstations.

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA

[Verse 1]
Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pagers
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas

[Hook]
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago, feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94
[Verse 2]
What can a nigga do when half the people voted for George W
It's a bitch, fuck George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

[Hook]
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

[Verse 3]
How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the fuck is that? It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't shit
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table

[Outro]
Tupac Shakur! I wrote this rhyme in 1994, I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

[Hook]
I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
Don't give him no coochie

>human remains in Africa
>ultra old
>not many fossils survive anywhere else
Massive brainlet
Most really old fossils are found in east Asia and North America
We don’t know where humans came from but Africa is a good candidate, I don’t really get why people find this so objectionable as it basically indicates that Africans are the most primitive

>ALUMINUM

whats a more quotable show than chapelles show

>it might be DOO DOO

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> Tupac R.I.P.
> Okay I will!

> Look, we all know we can sneak into our Momma's room when she's sleeping and take 5, 10, maybe 20 dollars out her purse, run on down to 3rd Street, catch the d-bus down town, and meet a latin american fellow named Martinez, we know that!

>I GOT IT WRAPPED UP IN THIS SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN

wow Gerald you're such a strong man for taking such a bold stance like that!

THAT NIGGA TRY'NA KILL MA FATHA!

DON'T YOU DROP THAT SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=HeOVbeh2yr0

Say word son?

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>PLENTY OF TIME TO LIFT WEIGHTS AND CONVERT TO ISLAM

Yall nigars kneed to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.

- Cornrow
P.S. ppprrrrr

you need to be 18 years or older to post on this website

Based cornrolla poster

So Bill Burr laughed at a joke wrong & Chappelle got spooked?

Can i be real?

NIGGERS MAKE ME SICK
WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER
WOOGIE BOOGIE

fake news

spread your cheeks and lift your sack

BE REAL REAL SON

Some mark ass trick just stepped on my sneakers and poured Morton salt all over me

DONT DROP THAT SHIT THERE

SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS SNEED

That nigga tryna kill ma fatha man

If more developed areas were the origin of the species wouldn't we be finding more of their remains given all the construction and excavation taking place in these areas?

Why are you creatures so opposed to science?

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that line made me die
best show ever

>tfw they got a new bitch down at Shalamar

a lot less fun

Holy shit this is so categorically untrue. You know the climate of Africa was significantly different then, right?

You /pol/niggers are so fucking retarded.

Where did you read it was Bill Burr? I thought it was just some random wyt dude