I can already tell that The Lighthouse is going to cause pleb seething on unprecedented levels...

I can already tell that The Lighthouse is going to cause pleb seething on unprecedented levels. It's going to be glorious.

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based Eggers does it again

All this hack does is make meme movies

>2014: Wouldst thou like to live deliciously xD
>2019: why'd YA spill YA beans

The movie's rating includes sexual content. Only two actors.

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you are a meme

Actually 3

So what you're saying is that someone's going to bang a mermaid?

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>It's going to be glorious
There you have it
The type of imdb child that will praise this movie when he's done praising whatever flavor of the month meme oscar flick comes out around the same time
now the question is will it be le joker or ford v ferrari

I hope there's a scene of Pattinson and Dafore doing a threesome

No one cares about your shit taste mate.

Oh I forgot Ad Astra as well

>2019: why'd YA spill YA beans

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>ford v ferrari
fast cars go vroom sounds like kino to me

Any other anons want to sing some sea shanties with me?
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Hahahahaha LEL

WHY'D JA SPILL YAR BEENS

the plebs are getting prefiltered

go back

Dishonest and pretentious film

is Dafoe's accent supposed to be terrible?

Is he the new PTA? A trash master with meme phrases for his cretin fans to spout whilst taking "caps" for their twitter, facebook, moviereviewsite profile pages?

it's starting

Can you talk without buzzwords?

What's terrible about it? Sounds like he's just doing a very gruff transatlantic accent.

Why'd yer spill yah beens?

It's shpill yer beens.

>filtered even before the film is out
Is this the power of true kino?

Now I'm hungry for some rice with beans.

Predict the Cinemascore
I'm thinking it's going to be a hard C

Has the plot been leaked? Is Dafoe secretly insane/a demon?

they're probably just gonna be jerking it together

>Historical Horror

this is my shit. Kind of reminds me of a combo of The Terror and Nosferatu (1922)

>a demon
Octo Demon.

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Pattinson has a masturbation scene. That's it. Don't expect fishsex.

It's BEAUTIFUL

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This movie makes me wish I lived on a small island off the coast.

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>black and white
>unique aspect ratio
>uses special effects using technology of the era
>accent is perfectly 'bad' in that its campy like the actors of the era
>no women
>no minorities
literally all the most kino qualities blended into one, it's like a super kino or something

This movie was actually filmed near where I live, at Cape Fourchu in Nova Scotia by my hometown of Yarmouth, a gal I work with actually met Dafoe at a food truck. Pretty big impact on the place

This is literally distilled kino

when I first saw about this movie I hoped it would contain elements of Bradbury's Fog Horn but it's just two guys going crazy

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Dumb leaf

Robert Pattinson is slowly becoming one of my favourite actors, he’s been on a roll picking great movies to be in after his rough beginnings.

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I didn't know it was him directing. Now i'm interested.

>Yarmouth
Sounds like a location from Bloodborne.

Yeah it looks like it too

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>Bradbury's Fog Horn
Nice.

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Confirmed alienating kino

What the hell I didn't realize it was filmed here

peak McDonald's arthouse