What movies do roasties watch?

What movies do roasties watch?

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the office on netflix
thor movies
their instagram feed

eat pray love

Facebook

They just watch reality tv

They don’t “watch” movies. They go to movies as a social event. So it really doesn’t matter what the movie is. As long as it’s popular so they can post that they went to “watch” it on Instagram. Ask any one of them to explain the plot after going and they won’t be able to tell you anything other than maybe who the main actors are.

Friends on Netflix( I love Phoebe, Kudrow is underrated) & reality TV shows as porn.

Based and have sex pilled

American Honey. White Girl. Black Snake Moan. Requim For A Dream. Donnie Darko.

They dont so much "watch movies" as "watch" "movies". If it doesn't pertain to them ingesting Chad's sperm by the gallon, they dont really pay attention.

Whatever Chad watches.

Love island

Roasties love Amelie in my experience, especially those of the art ho variety

Friends
The Office
Netflix flavor of the month

Based and Schopenpilled

They do not watch Thor because they are interested in norse mythology, they watch it because it stars Chad.

You wouldn’t know anything about what’s popular though

Is this the most honest depiction of the average female in 2019?

Sex and the City

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>passive-agressive knee-jerk retort
roastie is toasty

Adventures, tacos, and other shallow shit

its pretty sad they thought sex and the city was real and that carrie bradshaw ends up with based chris noth when in reality it's a research project for a harlequin romance writer

What makes you think Yea Forums, the most autistic website on the internet, knows anything about women?

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I don’t know other than the fact that they love movies that feature green wooden relics with roots in Norse lore

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The Office
Me Before You
The Notebook
Friends
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Birdbox

Well we know a lot about their feet.

Pitch Perfect

God dammit, should I make a pb&j, or just a pb with a giant glass of frosty milk?

So... Zack Snyder films?

It's just a thread for failures to pat each other in the back about how it's totally not their fault they are miserable.

That's what being a millennial is about, leading a miserable life of shallow dopamine shots while assuring each other that behaving like a 5 year old in your 30s is totally normal.

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Fun fact, I have watched all the Annabelle movies in the cinema with a different thot each time. They all loved the movies while I found them pretty shit, yet I had sex with the all girls afterwards every time.
So go watch shitty jump scare movies with girls, they love them.

Damn, watching a movie with a girl to get laid with her? I'm sure nobody has ever thought of this before.

You mean footkino?

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>It's just a thread for failures to pat each other in the back about how it's totally not their fault they are miserable.

>That's what being a millennial is about, leading a miserable life of shallow dopamine shots while assuring each other that behaving like a 5 year old in your 30s is totally normal.

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i watch thor to learn about my religion Hail odin and Hail Hulk

they watch horrible B movie horror shit and documentaries. generally they don't watch full movies. if you put on a movie with a "roastie" she wants you to make a move before the movie gets anywhere. if you wait until she's interested in the movie you fucking blew it friend

Yes, and clearly you agree, seeing how you posted what's pretty much a typical millennial female creature.
Millennials are fascinating animals, all being smug while walking towards their doom, which will be either suicide in their early 40s, or death from colon cancer due to a garbage lifestyle.

Jesus Christ you might want to read the thread before projecting your insecurities onto it

Lmao

Yes the point of this thread retard?
Roasties/thots love jump scare movies.

My sister likes watching LOTR with me, but she's always been kinda wierd.

Magic Mike.

>Jesus Christ you might want to read the thread before projecting your insecurities onto it

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Fast and Furious

t. asked my mom

>What movies do roasties watch?

New ones.

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I'd fuck Christine.
Haha-posters all deserve to get their assholes destroyed.