yeah, RLM is officially on suicide watch. im think mike will take out jay in a suicide murder
the only way they can possibly beg for forgiveness is if the redlettermedia crew upload a video of them in a group masturbation session to a pic of james doing the funny face
I used to like James, but it seems like Screenwave removed his brain and they now control him via strings, which are primarily placed on his upper lip and chin, so they can pull his lips apart and make him do that stupid fucking face for every thumbnail, as well as the occasional "Right... yeah.... mmm... right."
It is a miracle to me James got this far without ever having any self-awareness or backbone.
Carter Rodriguez
I hate that fat fuck Ryan
Colton Lee
It's so bizzare. Not everyone is like Screen Junkies and total sjws but it's weird to associate James with anything remotely political. For more than a decade he build his name on being apolitical.
Brayden Turner
>Gilbert Gottfried >also known as Gilbert Fagnitz Gottfried >Fagnitz Is he based?
I never implied that. But don't act like RLM aren't just a bunch of plebs hiding beyond ironic humor because they're afraid of expressing a sincere thought.
Brayden Thomas
okay
Isaiah Ramirez
Hopefully Gilbert acts like he used to on the old Stern show. >Hey nerd, you know why the called me Fuchs? Cause I got an AIDS-infected dickhole by fucking a pile a shit at the gay pride parade.
old news he got out in 2017. he lives in a halfway house in the middle of the woods for rehab. Justin has visited him multiple times. And i think he did a q and a on discord (but i think justin was taling for bob)
he has a bunch of edgelord preteen followers (a lot of which are femanons from r9k), gets payed 6 figures in donations just to shit on lulz cows (all the info which is ripped from kiwi farms, ed and Yea Forums) and has a sexy asian wife who is 10 years younger than him.
im pretty envious desu
Samuel Baker
Fuck Sargon and fuck metokur Petty E Drama bullshit and fuck you for actually caring about these losers
Charles Allen
remove the screenwave blimps
Noah Murphy
If I was a dumb hedonist dipshit with no values or sense of morality I would understand but I don't know how a guy like Jim could look himself in the mirror
I don't care, I was just shitposting. But considering your post, do you care?
Charles Rivera
If care = disgust then sure I hate this subculture enabled by Metokur
Thomas Roberts
>I don't know how a guy like Jim could look himself in the mirror Your making it sound like he killed someone. All he does is livestream dumbshit and get his paypigs to pay his rent
Connor Long
(((silverman)))
Evan Scott
Okay Vee
Jordan Brooks
I guess Gilbert really is done. I will check this out since I think he's somewhat funny and see how it is.
Tyler Evans
What subculture? IBS is fucking dead and there's far worse proponents of e-drama than Jim
Brandon Campbell
He's from Philly lmao what do you expect? He wouldnt hate niggers?
actually most of them, especially james, are from new jersey. ryan is only ftom PA and they had to move by him for screenwave
Jackson Cooper
Who?
Gabriel Diaz
Okay Ross
Easton Allen
I remember watching a debate with a lot of people in the mix and Jim pops in out of nowhere just to bant and for the "Lolz" and "Durr I just wanna see crazy shit" happen.
Do people remember that people used to say that Mike Matei RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990. I do not believe it. I refuse to believe that a good person like Mike RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990. It's nothing but lies and slander that Mike Matei RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990.
>being fucked by a 10 incher before meeting your demise seems like the best way to go if youre a girl desu
Samuel Morris
Fair enough.
Adrian Thompson
>muh aristocrats It wasn't that funny to begin with. When they bring it up in literally every interview of his as though it was one of the defining moments of comedy is history is getting more unbelievably tiresome by the second.
>femanons from r9k) Imagine actually believing this is a thing.
Easton Wood
James is just trying to get invited to the Woody Woodbury show
Carter Miller
Is this what they mean by "mogging"?
Luke Sullivan
Too much fat. Are you sure you didn't me fat orbs consuming like a collective blob until James is talentless & the rest have everything & yet no one will watch them because they have no talents.
>and now RLM is having Patton Oswalt on BOTW, Since he murdered his wife? I know they paid his $10,000 for 5 seconds in Space Cop.
Chase Hernandez
Is Adam just so rich and Jew-connected that he can just take any joke in stride?
Charles Reed
Gilbert is on that Cameo thingy. He would totally make a video with any random schmuck that gives him a paycheck and the travel. He's never getting another commercial gig after the whole Aflac thing, which made Howard Stern cut him off from his show, and he's practically barred from TV. I doubt he's making this out of the goodness of his heart.
Nolan Price
James is no schmuck. James could be so much better than he is right now if he gave a fuck. Kid has a Johnny Carson way about himself.
Kevin Carter
Based autist
Bentley Morgan
Why cant he live off all the money he over the years? did he spend it all?
Caleb Kelly
and you thought mike stoklasa and rich were the only ones who liked star trek? you just scrapped the surface
I don't think Gilbert is all that rich to begin with. Can you name one thing he actually starred in other than the Aflac commercials, the shoedini commercial and Problem Child 1 and 2? IIRC, he didn't shit for Aladdin
US Stand-up is fucking shit if you're looking to get paid. People only do it as a stepping stone for a TV show or movies.
Dylan Butler
Cinemassacre's Star Trek sketches > RLM's Star Trek sketches
I cringe when I think about james interacting with these larger than life celebrities/comedians that have had conversations with some of the coolest/smartest and funniest people. Because you just know james and mike are standing there with their arms crossed and nodding and going "yeaaaah" and saying how much they loved "that scene" and it was soo funny and are HUGE fans xD
Actaully, it was from the Roast of Bob Saget. Though I forget if he reused it in that movie.
Josiah Myers
Remember when James changed the channels name to "Niggermassacre" and just kept uploading "Birth of a Nation" and everyone thought it was just an April Fool's joke but it lasted for a whole week? That was weird.
Noah Roberts
IF JAMES WAS A KEK WHO ENJOYED WATCHING HIS WIFE BEING PLOWED BY THREE MEN AT THE SAME TIME, IT MIGHT GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
>James could be so much better than he is right now No...this right now is about his ceiling. He's doing FANTASTIC considering what it is he does. You are some kind of giga-autist if you think James Rolfe is the next Johnny Carson.
Mason Ward
>that one time the cinemassacre youtube channel accidentally uploaded a 25 minute long night vision home video of a dark man having sex with what appeared to be james’ wife and it was titled as that day’s monster madness but it was only up for a few minutes and no one saved it in time
the height of james popularity was 2008 when he was being featured on CNN, radio shows and basically known by anyone with internet. the official ceiling was probably when in 2012 he went to hollywood and showed a bunch of producers and directors the sceipt for avgn movie, only to be rejected by each one
Jack Cooper
Wow. To think someone would actually believe you. What a fucking loser.
Carter Hill
I wonder what his wife thinks of these memes, kek
you know she has had to seen one by now
Easton Evans
>you know she has had to seen one by now considering she's not a fan of Caucasian sausage fest....she loves them.
Justin posts on F U L L-sizedcha.n. He's /ourguy/ and it's really not hard to get his attention.
Jeremiah Young
Dude. I don't know why I never thought about this, but a crossover with James on RLM as himself and not AVGN would be pretty cool. He'd fit right in on a BotW or Re:View.
No, he'd be on RLM, which means screenshit's strings would be temporarily cut. Him getting to talk like a human being again, just shooting the shit about bad movies. It would be good to see him talking candidly, like he did about that playground dinosaur video.
It's hard for me to believe he couldn't be decent on RLM. They've always been good about working with their guests. Landis was a candid disaster, but they shored him up enough to make it work. We can at least agree he'd be better on it than Doug Walker, yeah?
Dylan Ward
Well, then you're pretty retarded if an intentionally bad movie from 100 years ago is the only thing that can make you engaged and passionate in a long time.
Juan Morales
Mike Matei>Mike Stotklasa>James>Jay>Everyone else in RLM and Cinemassacre>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TGWTG
Chase Green
I think pic related has potential that will never be realized while working under Doug. Everyone else at TGWTG is unbelievably terrible.
I mean, yeah, you can tell he has exponentially more shame and self-awareness than the rest. And, surprisingly, he's like the only one that wasn't accused of rape.
Isaac Price
he better hurry then. cause hes getting older and older. the acting industry is so cokpetitive and brutal tho, that even landing a spot on nostalgia critic with a full pay is a blessing.
what did he do exactly? open a spam email from some glow in the dark nigger that had embedded cp?
Jacob Hill
>HAPPY HOUR >jack daniels: 9 american dollarydoos >jack daniels fire: 9 american dollarydoos >jack daniels honey: 9 american dollarydoos >woodford reserve: 11 american dollarydoos >"slane" "irish" whiskey: 9 american dollarydoos I can get fucking green spot for 6 bucks a shot, I can get yellow spot for 12 a shot. Where the holy fuck does this stupid nigger live? In a place that has banned liquor? Who on this planet willing pays 9 american dollarydoos for a shot of goddamn JACK DANIELS TENNESSEE WHISKEY during HAPPY HOUR? This is some advanced faggotry, right here. I get woodford reserve for 5 during expensive time.
Hunter Lewis
Is that the explanation that makes sense to you? After looking at his face and videos?
Robert Rivera
i want to know what the circumstances around the crime was
Nicholas Adams
I doubt it's shots, you retard.
Asher Jackson
What else would it be?
He was the creepiest member of a program for creeps. Don't be obtuse.
Charles Mitchell
>He was the creepiest member of a program for creeps. Don't be obtuse. means nothing to me unless I have some kind of context or detail
Carter Barnes
even if bob didnt get caught for CP, he did a illegal drugs like coke often, so would probabyl be arrested for that too
William Scott
Then what else would it be, zoom zoom?
Sebastian Cooper
Why did RLM shill for TFA?
Robert Collins
Yeah, the most obvious fucking thing ever. I was going to contact Dara a few months ago and make this happen but only because I give a shit about what's right, not about some fag video game shit. I want to see them talk about fucking Draculas. Get James on that ACP with Gilbert and there'll be some shit. Found out I missed Gilbert live months ago on my fucking street like minutes away at some joke of a barn.
Robert Ramirez
I hate episodes with guest stars So cringe and hard to watch
Dude his nickname in the Jewish community is The Most Anti-Semitic Jew in the World.
John Butler
I hope Gilbert treats it like he treated Weird Al on his Amazing Colossal. Just barely tolerating him for an hour, barely talking, then at the end just screaming in a full out assault of genuine rage and anger for not talking about Kevin McCarthy, all he wanted to hear about was Kevin McCarthy, you're useless, you joke of a celebrity "comedian"
Luke Moore
Pepsi man was great though
Ayden Ross
and it wasn't funny
Isaac Robinson
>yfw they didn't turn off that pesky adblock
Adam Rogers
no it wasnt
Dominic Sanchez
Howard Stern: "All the comedians fear [Gilbert] because he'll get on stage and make fun of them"
Even Norm by Part 2 of this, but Norm don't show no fear, baby. Expertly deflected it all onto Adam Eget and the result was the both of them, the three of them, giving us this fucking gold. Oh, the candyman.
Sounds like James trying to write for Gilbert and it doesn't sound like Gilbert.
Brody Williams
His career is exactly the same as it was, he lost one voice-over steady well paying commercial gig. It was all bullshit anyway, his contract was up for renegotiation and they would have to pay more to keep him on. They manufactured outrage and hired a sound-alike to replace him for cheaper, thus bringing closure to a terrible tragedy.
He's never spent a dime he's made, he never pays for anything when he goes out if he can avoid it (and he avoids it actively), he bought a 2.2 million dollar home in NY for his family in 2011 or something, he once made a radio station intern go buy his sister's kid insulin on the show's money then collected money back from his sister.
Justin Diaz
No it fucking isn't, the only people who are EVER have known to have done that joke who have practiced comedy from 1960 on are Chevy Chase (documented, in college) and Gilbert Gottfried (who loves old Hollywood showbiz bullshit). No one does that joke. It's not even called The Aristocrats, the punchline is "The Sophisticates!" You'd know that if you actually knew shit about it rather than what some horseshit movie told you.
Austin Morales
unironically true
isnt he also a cripple with a singapore sex tourist tier jungle asian wife?
Nolan Martin
>They manufactured outrage and hired a sound-alike to replace him for cheaper Didn't they hire Tyler Perry for this?
Chase Davis
make racists afraid again
Charles Taylor
I'm going to tell Yea Forums something and I'm going to tell it to you now in this fucking thread, the way Kinison told that joke on the airplane just for Norm.
Jackie the Jokeman has been on Gilbert's podcast twice. Each time, he earnestly and honestly, with all his heart and with sincerity, begs Gilbert to have Woody Woodbury on as a guest, and you can hear the change in Gilbert's breath, and the pregnant silence from his microphone. Twice. This is big.
Luis Rivera
Have you heard much of Gilbert's standup?
Luis Long
Problem Child 3 Aladdin 2 Aladdin: The Return of Jaffar Beverly Hills Cop 2 USA Up all Night Hollywood Squares 2 Hollywood Squares 3 You See, What You Gotta Do Is, You Get a Camera, and You Shoot a Show. You Also Mic the Show, and You Shoot Multiple Shows and What You Gotta Do Is Make a 50 Dirty Joke DVD
Josiah Richardson
She's a failed e-girl. Or maybe a successful one considering how fast she found a sugar daddy.
They played the Sagat footage as the big finale and Chevy didn't even get to be in the movie even though he's the only other person who actually did that joke in real life post 50s.
>James takes five seconds to say some skits were racist in ONE SINGLE VIDEO >/pol/cels are STILL whining about it even though he clearly loves the Stooges
Jeremiah Sanders
The only reason he brought it up at all was for good boy points. Don't kid yourself.
Yes but Gilbert isn't a 13-year-old kid trying to sound like a hardass over the summer
Alexander Rivera
What "good boy points" has this man received for all his efforts?
Ayden Nguyen
compare this pic to the video mike edited this video later. it's gray as fuck now
Xavier Ross
If you told his jokes without the voice, he might sound like one.
Justin Jones
In the 3 Stooges video he was just covering his ass. I will admit that the Indiana Jones video was where he was a faggot and clearly regurgitated social justice talking points from somewhere else.
Ethan Campbell
He's clearly trying to curry favor with someone, or else he wouldn't have bothered to get on his high horse about how "unacceptable" it was.
Wyatt Foster
True, but unfortunately for Mike his editing failed and only makes it more obvious. I wonder why he wore makeup
Lucas Bennett
I rewatched all the AVGN episodes earlier this year. He uses "retard" constantly. I'd like to see him start backpedaling on that. Then he will truly be a cuck.
Andrew Cooper
I think it's the Wally Bear video where the cartridge has a tag that says "push here" to insert it into the console. The nerd starts relentlessly mocking retarded kids by pretending he can't fit it into the console, going hurrrrrrrrr.
breatst reduction surgery. im serious. Supa wont admit shes just fat and thinks she needs to do lipo around the breasts to be more appealing. even though her massive tits are her only appealing feature
Tyler Campbell
SOURCE
Jayden Ramirez
I WOULD LICK HER FEET FOR MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY
Justin Powell
*Big fat kike
Jordan Price
Plan Nine is about as entry level as it gets
everything is overpriced in Philly to keep "city people" out
Blake James
title is right under the wraiths pucci u big dum dum
You kind of get the feeling while watching RR that slobzombie and black hair guy kind of want to be the next RLM but have to deal with "yeahh mmhmm" man being in the conversation and its aggrivates them
yet "yeahh mmhmm" man have 10 times the charisma of the fat fucks and he's the only reason people watch their reviews.
Wyatt Miller
which is a fucking retarded reason since he rarely says anything
Ian Bell
I would fuck that pink hat qt non stop
Alexander Evans
>he's the only reason people watch their reviews. I actually watch rental reviews somes DESPITE james being in it.
I actually hate him in this show, and I've been following him since 2006 and watched pretty much everything he produced. I even watched Overanalyzers and liked it
Lucas Brown
literally there's always this one guy that says that in avgn threads
James's entire wardrobe is the discount rack at Kohl's from like 10 years ago
Blake Gomez
this is great! what the fuck is wrong with james. hes trying to look like a metal head but he has a goofy IT guy face. he looks like someone that listens to electronic. Also... do you have like a archive or something these facebook posts? i lost my collection. I know if you uploaded them all it wouldnt be as special tho
I like how in the controller video they did a few weeks back, Mike says that the NES controller is better than the SNES controller because if you get angry and throw it on the ground the NES controller won't break where as the SNES controller will, or something to that effect
In the Odyssey one when he's playing with the "Nerdy Turdy" he says "You're raping me! You're raping me! yeah! haha" when turd's little light block is going in and out of James'
Oliver Nguyen
have sex kieran
Wyatt Williams
good advice mike
Jordan Scott
Okay Donga
Christopher Harris
You are all fucking worthless autists lmao.
>Mimimi james rolfe is a cuck praise kek!!!!
Fuck outta here and have sex
Connor Rogers
have sex kieran
William Rogers
...
Oliver Clark
Hey, no fighting. get the fuck out of my thread you two
He's mad Alpha Mike kicked his lazy ass to the curb. One Bootsy Beats a video a month. Try living up to a contract.
Cooper Wright
i heard manlet bootsy tried writing a love song to erin so he could get revenge on mike by cucking him. LOL pathetic
Justin Turner
kek. nobody wants to fuck that old manlet with his faggy voice.
Cooper Clark
Yes he did. And no one listened to it. Like all his music. He doesnt care though. He is busy angry tweeting Donald Trump.
Landon Robinson
Probably because he's a suburban father who's clothes consist exclusivel of old T-shirts from college and whatever his wife picks ups at the thrift store.
Eli Wood
Not as short as 5'4" manlet Bootsy kek
Jeremiah Gutierrez
No. He is an extreme manlet.
Oliver Myers
>when james snaps at people telling him to do work
i dont think you guys are aware, but mike showed this on a stream he never archived, a video of manlet bootsy the day he got fired. He acted like a complete spaz, throwing james video game collection on the floor, calling james and cuck and mike a faggot. He cried that they were heartless bastards for not giving 50% of the board james dvd sales (lol, right?) and it ended with him running out the door like a pussy when james asked mike to call the cops
Bootsy wears a shirt with an african american afro woman on it. Not because he likes black women or the person on the shirt but because black women are the only girls who would pity fuck his manlet ass so he thinks by wearing it he can score with a liberal one. Top. Kek
Gal gun is basically a meme game. There’s probably plenty of tards who watch avgn who literally love it some I’m not gonna give justy shit for it.
Nolan Morales
Why would he spoil the surprise like this?
Chase Stewart
True story: Manlet bootsy went up to mike in highschool (yes they attended same school) and he asked mike, in tears >Mike, thats your 4th girlfriend this year >how do i get girlfriend like you ;_; Bootsy was asking mike this when mike was in a make out session with one of his bitches btw. mike replied >i dont know >play a guitar or something? girls like guitar players bootsy lit up and said in extreme joy >thanks mike! im gonna go buy a guitar after school amd practice everyday mike >lol, ok faggot bootsy awkwardly laugh and ran down the hallway like a girl. Except he was shorter than all the girls in his class
just one of mike and bootsys pre board james stories....