James got Gibert Gottfrie

yeah, RLM is officially on suicide watch. im think mike will take out jay in a suicide murder

the only way they can possibly beg for forgiveness is if the redlettermedia crew upload a video of them in a group masturbation session to a pic of james doing the funny face

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>inb4 Gilbert makes a "problematic joke" about Asians and James has a very special episode to address it

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...
Why the fuck has james never discussed the problematicness of Mr metokur

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I like Gilbert.

I used to like James, but it seems like Screenwave removed his brain and they now control him via strings, which are primarily placed on his upper lip and chin, so they can pull his lips apart and make him do that stupid fucking face for every thumbnail, as well as the occasional "Right... yeah.... mmm... right."

It is a miracle to me James got this far without ever having any self-awareness or backbone.

I hate that fat fuck Ryan

It's so bizzare. Not everyone is like Screen Junkies and total sjws but it's weird to associate James with anything remotely political. For more than a decade he build his name on being apolitical.

>Gilbert Gottfried
>also known as Gilbert Fagnitz Gottfried
>Fagnitz
Is he based?

its ok, he looks asian

>RLM living rent free

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Which one of the fat fucks is he again?

>implying that this dumbshit is in the same universe as rlm

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the original head fat fuck

HERES ADAM EGET LICKING OUT A MANS ASSHOLE

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>Implying RLM isn't dumbshit
They've never said anything of substance about a film.

This could've been remotely cool if I didn't learn about it before the episode released. Was this advertising Ryan's idea?

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I saw Gilbert Gottfried live in chicago in this small comedy club.

Holy shit he's a dirty and funny man. He's basically if Yea Forums became a comedian.

Dick really let himself go..

He's also a huge fan of classic horror movies.

Actually, the plot of the episode will reveal gilbert to be a decoy. the real fred fuchs will be (pic)

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>implying AVGN is some kind of serious film critic

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Fuck I miss Norm Macdonald Live.

james spent 7 and a half years in special ed school. Most of his "reviews" are just him summarizing the whole plot of a movie

are you honestly surprise?

if you pay gilbert 50 bucks the little kike will show up to whatever thing youre doing too

well, if you payed me $50 to wear a wig and suck your cock, id do it

That would 100% validate Crusty Justy's employment and work on AVGN.

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Hows $40

I never implied that. But don't act like RLM aren't just a bunch of plebs hiding beyond ironic humor because they're afraid of expressing a sincere thought.

okay

Hopefully Gilbert acts like he used to on the old Stern show.
>Hey nerd, you know why the called me Fuchs? Cause I got an AIDS-infected dickhole by fucking a pile a shit at the gay pride parade.

>What's today's game?
>Faggot shit!
>Ooh! A toy!

I don't suppose you'd take $30?

Gonna be hard to film, being as he's in jail for cp
njsp.org/news/2016/20160818.shtml

old news
he got out in 2017. he lives in a halfway house in the middle of the woods for rehab. Justin has visited him multiple times. And i think he did a q and a on discord (but i think justin was taling for bob)

i sure as heck will! gimme that cock

F

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Will he be in the Super Schindler's List 3D review?

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literally who?

I miss Gilbert. He needs to be in more things again & yes he is a freak.

there will be a super miku review

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absolutely seething that op got 40 replies and my thread got ONE
FUCK EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD. FUCK ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS.

Its the only way they have to be relevant

bump :)

>im think mike will take out jay in a suicide murder
you fucking mongoloid, read what you type before you press enter.

Oh my god. I hate gilbert. Bet this will worse than the lloyd kaufman episode.

>Crusty pedo-pal Justy
he actually said thia. holy shit. James and Mike or so filtered but screenwave goons just let out everything

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I thought the whole rlm vs cinemassacre was a meme until I saw a new episode with mike and tony where they mention avgn was in a tmnt/batman episode

I looked up who did that comic and it was freddie williams who was on RLM

No way this is a fucking coincidence, and now RLM is having Patton Oswalt on BOTW, who shat on James. This is war

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based james

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I don't think april would like that...

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Gilbert will love you long time.
cameo.com/gilbertgottfried

can't wait for james to show up on cameo

why is fatty fuck justin always standing awkwardly in the very back of every group photo

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If you had Grottfie with Doug Walker the dueling screeching noises people would've been driven to suicide.

based mike

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Would go gay for Billy, no homo.

Mr Metokur is such a fucking loser
Nearly 40 and still cries about clickbait buzzfeed articles

how is it a war when cinemassacre is the absolute winner?

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Okay Sargon

based

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he has a bunch of edgelord preteen followers (a lot of which are femanons from r9k), gets payed 6 figures in donations just to shit on lulz cows (all the info which is ripped from kiwi farms, ed and Yea Forums) and has a sexy asian wife who is 10 years younger than him.

im pretty envious desu

Fuck Sargon and fuck metokur
Petty E Drama bullshit
and fuck you for actually caring about these losers

remove the screenwave blimps

If I was a dumb hedonist dipshit with no values or sense of morality I would understand but I don't know how a guy like Jim could look himself in the mirror

no

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Based

I don't care, I was just shitposting. But considering your post, do you care?

If care = disgust then sure
I hate this subculture enabled by Metokur

>I don't know how a guy like Jim could look himself in the mirror
Your making it sound like he killed someone. All he does is livestream dumbshit and get his paypigs to pay his rent

(((silverman)))

Okay Vee

I guess Gilbert really is done. I will check this out since I think he's somewhat funny and see how it is.

What subculture? IBS is fucking dead and there's far worse proponents of e-drama than Jim

He's from Philly lmao what do you expect? He wouldnt hate niggers?

How did he go from pic related to this

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actually most of them, especially james, are from new jersey. ryan is only ftom PA and they had to move by him for screenwave

Who?

Okay Ross

I remember watching a debate with a lot of people in the mix and Jim pops in out of nowhere just to bant and for the "Lolz" and "Durr I just wanna see crazy shit" happen.

He acts like he's 19

Meaningful

We need to destroy him

You gotta supply the wig.

*knocks on rlms door*
this ia for latza

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Okay Kero and the zoo crew

I'm pretty sure neither of them care about the other. James in particular just doesn't seem like that kind of guy.

Finally bought my first 6 pack of beer-
gonna drink it when new nerd ep comes out.
first time trying rolling rock

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JAMES RYAN RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 2009

heard it was a hooker ryans daddy bought for the two of them

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WTF. Its fucking real ggggggggggg

>enabled by a youtuber
>implying kiwi farms doesnt exist
>implying commentary channels dont exist
>implying encyclopediadramatica doesnt exist
>implying cwcville doesnt exist
He sits rent free huh?

it will be fun

Stoklasa is a hack fraud.
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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i dont want fun. i want quality

James is a chad in this picture

If Adam Eget was spitting on Hitler's dick, it might look a little something like this

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>holding a woman whose been with you for ovee 15 years makes you a chad
absolute state of incels

ICONIC

Yeah that kinda does make you a chad

t. never had a girlfriend

they heil hitler so James doesn't have to

fucking cringe

>bomb your career by making a Tsunami joke right after the big one hit Japan
>reduced to cameos for video game review Youtubers

is he still rich?

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Do people remember that people used to say that Mike Matei RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990. I do not believe it. I refuse to believe that a good person like Mike RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990. It's nothing but lies and slander that Mike Matei RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990.

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>being fucked by a 10 incher before meeting your demise
seems like the best way to go if youre a girl desu

Fair enough.

>muh aristocrats
It wasn't that funny to begin with. When they bring it up in literally every interview of his as though it was one of the defining moments of comedy is history is getting more unbelievably tiresome by the second.

Why is Stern Queer now?

youtube.com/watch?v=eZ6IVODu1Dw

>femanons from r9k)
Imagine actually believing this is a thing.

James is just trying to get invited to the Woody Woodbury show

Is this what they mean by "mogging"?

Too much fat. Are you sure you didn't me fat orbs consuming like a collective blob until James is talentless & the rest have everything & yet no one will watch them because they have no talents.

Get away James. Get away.

twitter.com/866neonbible/status/952946802592047105?lang=en

yeah rlm great guy mh mh mhm

>and now RLM is having Patton Oswalt on BOTW,
Since he murdered his wife? I know they paid his $10,000 for 5 seconds in Space Cop.

Is Adam just so rich and Jew-connected that he can just take any joke in stride?

Gilbert is on that Cameo thingy. He would totally make a video with any random schmuck that gives him a paycheck and the travel. He's never getting another commercial gig after the whole Aflac thing, which made Howard Stern cut him off from his show, and he's practically barred from TV. I doubt he's making this out of the goodness of his heart.

James is no schmuck. James could be so much better than he is right now if he gave a fuck. Kid has a Johnny Carson way about himself.

Based autist

Why cant he live off all the money he over the years? did he spend it all?

and you thought mike stoklasa and rich were the only ones who liked star trek? you just scrapped the surface

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once again, RLM loses the battle against the MIGHTY CINEMASSACRE

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nah I knew about mike love for star trek
but unlike jay james also loves star trek. but iirc he only watched tos and tng

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I don't think Gilbert is all that rich to begin with. Can you name one thing he actually starred in other than the Aflac commercials, the shoedini commercial and Problem Child 1 and 2? IIRC, he didn't shit for Aladdin

US Stand-up is fucking shit if you're looking to get paid. People only do it as a stepping stone for a TV show or movies.

Cinemassacre's Star Trek sketches > RLM's Star Trek sketches

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I cringe when I think about james interacting with these larger than life celebrities/comedians that have had conversations with some of the coolest/smartest and funniest people.
Because you just know james and mike are standing there with their arms crossed and nodding and going "yeaaaah" and saying how much they loved "that scene" and it was soo funny and are HUGE fans xD

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Actaully, it was from the Roast of Bob Saget. Though I forget if he reused it in that movie.

Remember when James changed the channels name to "Niggermassacre" and just kept uploading "Birth of a Nation" and everyone thought it was just an April Fool's joke but it lasted for a whole week? That was weird.

IF JAMES WAS A KEK WHO ENJOYED WATCHING HIS WIFE BEING PLOWED BY THREE MEN AT THE SAME TIME, IT MIGHT GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS...

how can mike stoklasa even compete?

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I still dont even get that joke

Did RedLetterMedia ever end the lawsuit?

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>RLM is having Patton Oswalt on BOTW
lmao please hire us!

youtube.com/watch?v=0_9_sJ91vmY#t=155

justin should watch out, james could sue him for ripping off shit pickle. good thing james loves the show

>New Jersey PedoCon '2016

>implying jay isn´t a sex pervert who likes men ass

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its pretty much just old comedians thinking of the best shitpost fanfic

based mike ripping off old ladies

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>James could be so much better than he is right now
No...this right now is about his ceiling. He's doing FANTASTIC considering what it is he does. You are some kind of giga-autist if you think James Rolfe is the next Johnny Carson.

>that one time the cinemassacre youtube channel accidentally uploaded a 25 minute long night vision home video of a dark man having sex with what appeared to be james’ wife and it was titled as that day’s monster madness but it was only up for a few minutes and no one saved it in time

been searching for YEARS to see it again.

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He decides who gets on stage at the Comedy Store in LA.
So yes.

He’s a frugal person who’s saving up his money for his kids.

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the height of james popularity was 2008 when he was being featured on CNN, radio shows and basically known by anyone with internet.
the official ceiling was probably when in 2012 he went to hollywood and showed a bunch of producers and directors the sceipt for avgn movie, only to be rejected by each one

Wow. To think someone would actually believe you. What a fucking loser.

I wonder what his wife thinks of these memes, kek

you know she has had to seen one by now

>you know she has had to seen one by now
considering she's not a fan of Caucasian sausage fest....she loves them.

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Justin posts on F U L L-sizedcha.n. He's /ourguy/ and it's really not hard to get his attention.

Dude. I don't know why I never thought about this, but a crossover with James on RLM as himself and not AVGN would be pretty cool. He'd fit right in on a BotW or Re:View.

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Where do you think the memes come from, retard? We've all seen that post.

She was never seen again after that blunder.

Why is everyone in rental reviews so fucking fat jesus h goddamn christ

>James just saying "yep" and "uh-huh" with WACKY close-ups and sound effects
Is that really what you want?

The first few lines made me physically recoil. Acting like a lolsorandumb 12yo girl when they're a middle aged adult. Yeesh.

god james is the worst
youtube.com/watch?v=rtqIlRNbfJE

Probably with his eyes.

No, he'd be on RLM, which means screenshit's strings would be temporarily cut. Him getting to talk like a human being again, just shooting the shit about bad movies. It would be good to see him talking candidly, like he did about that playground dinosaur video.

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it was great, because he did a 9/11 joke and people got upset, then he just said fuck it and shifted into his aristocrats joke

it would be great him reacting to jays bad jokes

HOW DO PEOPLE GET THIS FAT?!

not true
mrs-nerds-top-20-avgn-episodes/

mrs-nerd-answers/

He was working off a script that time. He can't ad-lib.

this isn't even funny because its unfortunately the sad truth.

Hey wait a minute is that Vinesauce Fullsauce

That Plan Nine From Outer Space episode was the first time I've seen James actually be engaged and passionate during a discussion in a long time.

yeah uh huh mhm yeah ok

Both of those are from the same time frame as that post (2012)

he's part of screenwave
youtube.com/watch?v=hgpCvmOaIDg

It's hard for me to believe he couldn't be decent on RLM. They've always been good about working with their guests. Landis was a candid disaster, but they shored him up enough to make it work. We can at least agree he'd be better on it than Doug Walker, yeah?

Well, then you're pretty retarded if an intentionally bad movie from 100 years ago is the only thing that can make you engaged and passionate in a long time.

Mike Matei>Mike Stotklasa>James>Jay>Everyone else in RLM and Cinemassacre>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TGWTG

I think pic related has potential that will never be realized while working under Doug. Everyone else at TGWTG is unbelievably terrible.

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Gilber kino:

youtube.com/watch?v=LWbS4dNy6Qw

I mean, yeah, you can tell he has exponentially more shame and self-awareness than the rest. And, surprisingly, he's like the only one that wasn't accused of rape.

he better hurry then. cause hes getting older and older. the acting industry is so cokpetitive and brutal tho, that even landing a spot on nostalgia critic with a full pay is a blessing.

Suck a dick faggot

>nostalgia critic
>full pay

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Suck two dicks, double faggot.

what did he do exactly?
open a spam email from some glow in the dark nigger that had embedded cp?

>HAPPY HOUR
>jack daniels: 9 american dollarydoos
>jack daniels fire: 9 american dollarydoos
>jack daniels honey: 9 american dollarydoos
>woodford reserve: 11 american dollarydoos
>"slane" "irish" whiskey: 9 american dollarydoos
I can get fucking green spot for 6 bucks a shot, I can get yellow spot for 12 a shot. Where the holy fuck does this stupid nigger live? In a place that has banned liquor? Who on this planet willing pays 9 american dollarydoos for a shot of goddamn JACK DANIELS TENNESSEE WHISKEY during HAPPY HOUR? This is some advanced faggotry, right here. I get woodford reserve for 5 during expensive time.

Is that the explanation that makes sense to you? After looking at his face and videos?

i want to know what the circumstances around the crime was

I doubt it's shots, you retard.

What else would it be?

He was the creepiest member of a program for creeps. Don't be obtuse.

>He was the creepiest member of a program for creeps. Don't be obtuse.
means nothing to me unless I have some kind of context or detail

even if bob didnt get caught for CP, he did a illegal drugs like coke often, so would probabyl be arrested for that too

Then what else would it be, zoom zoom?

Why did RLM shill for TFA?

Yeah, the most obvious fucking thing ever. I was going to contact Dara a few months ago and make this happen but only because I give a shit about what's right, not about some fag video game shit. I want to see them talk about fucking Draculas. Get James on that ACP with Gilbert and there'll be some shit. Found out I missed Gilbert live months ago on my fucking street like minutes away at some joke of a barn.

I hate episodes with guest stars
So cringe and hard to watch

Okay Mundanematt

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Dude his nickname in the Jewish community is The Most Anti-Semitic Jew in the World.

I hope Gilbert treats it like he treated Weird Al on his Amazing Colossal. Just barely tolerating him for an hour, barely talking, then at the end just screaming in a full out assault of genuine rage and anger for not talking about Kevin McCarthy, all he wanted to hear about was Kevin McCarthy, you're useless, you joke of a celebrity "comedian"

Pepsi man was great though

and it wasn't funny

>yfw they didn't turn off that pesky adblock

no it wasnt

Howard Stern: "All the comedians fear [Gilbert] because he'll get on stage and make fun of them"

Even Norm by Part 2 of this, but Norm don't show no fear, baby. Expertly deflected it all onto Adam Eget and the result was the both of them, the three of them, giving us this fucking gold. Oh, the candyman.

>tfw you're a part of the sweetie squad

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for u

Okay Trump

yes it was

Sounds like James trying to write for Gilbert and it doesn't sound like Gilbert.

His career is exactly the same as it was, he lost one voice-over steady well paying commercial gig. It was all bullshit anyway, his contract was up for renegotiation and they would have to pay more to keep him on. They manufactured outrage and hired a sound-alike to replace him for cheaper, thus bringing closure to a terrible tragedy.

He's never spent a dime he's made, he never pays for anything when he goes out if he can avoid it (and he avoids it actively), he bought a 2.2 million dollar home in NY for his family in 2011 or something, he once made a radio station intern go buy his sister's kid insulin on the show's money then collected money back from his sister.

No it fucking isn't, the only people who are EVER have known to have done that joke who have practiced comedy from 1960 on are Chevy Chase (documented, in college) and Gilbert Gottfried (who loves old Hollywood showbiz bullshit). No one does that joke. It's not even called The Aristocrats, the punchline is "The Sophisticates!" You'd know that if you actually knew shit about it rather than what some horseshit movie told you.

unironically true

isnt he also a cripple with a singapore sex tourist tier jungle asian wife?

>They manufactured outrage and hired a sound-alike to replace him for cheaper
Didn't they hire Tyler Perry for this?

make racists afraid again

I'm going to tell Yea Forums something and I'm going to tell it to you now in this fucking thread, the way Kinison told that joke on the airplane just for Norm.

Jackie the Jokeman has been on Gilbert's podcast twice. Each time, he earnestly and honestly, with all his heart and with sincerity, begs Gilbert to have Woody Woodbury on as a guest, and you can hear the change in Gilbert's breath, and the pregnant silence from his microphone. Twice. This is big.

Have you heard much of Gilbert's standup?

Problem Child 3
Aladdin 2
Aladdin: The Return of Jaffar
Beverly Hills Cop 2
USA Up all Night
Hollywood Squares 2
Hollywood Squares 3
You See, What You Gotta Do Is, You Get a Camera, and You Shoot a Show. You Also Mic the Show, and You Shoot Multiple Shows and What You Gotta Do Is Make a 50 Dirty Joke DVD

She's a failed e-girl. Or maybe a successful one considering how fast she found a sugar daddy.

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They played the Sagat footage as the big finale and Chevy didn't even get to be in the movie even though he's the only other person who actually did that joke in real life post 50s.

Better when he walks the nigger midge

Has mike still blocked this pic in the archive?

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>James takes five seconds to say some skits were racist in ONE SINGLE VIDEO
>/pol/cels are STILL whining about it even though he clearly loves the Stooges

The only reason he brought it up at all was for good boy points. Don't kid yourself.

Why would he, there's a whole video where he's got his makeup on
youtube.com/watch?v=tshZCkDXSnk

Yes but Gilbert isn't a 13-year-old kid trying to sound like a hardass over the summer

What "good boy points" has this man received for all his efforts?

compare this pic to the video
mike edited this video later. it's gray as fuck now

If you told his jokes without the voice, he might sound like one.

In the 3 Stooges video he was just covering his ass. I will admit that the Indiana Jones video was where he was a faggot and clearly regurgitated social justice talking points from somewhere else.

He's clearly trying to curry favor with someone, or else he wouldn't have bothered to get on his high horse about how "unacceptable" it was.

True, but unfortunately for Mike his editing failed and only makes it more obvious. I wonder why he wore makeup

I rewatched all the AVGN episodes earlier this year. He uses "retard" constantly. I'd like to see him start backpedaling on that. Then he will truly be a cuck.

I think it's the Wally Bear video where the cartridge has a tag that says "push here" to insert it into the console. The nerd starts relentlessly mocking retarded kids by pretending he can't fit it into the console, going hurrrrrrrrr.

Well, it didn't work.

youtu.be/QVS0Uks4ZUw?t=67

youtube.com/watch?v=MpsSdvQRmRc
T R I G G E R E D

The ones who'd get offended by that are too retarded to do anything about it.

James went to special ed, he's allowed to use the "r" word.

James has lived in Philly for the last decade and a half.

oh it's this thread again
not sure why we needed another one but ok

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lol. that would be funny as shit.
>top 10 avgn retractions

Ryan has been with them that long, just not making videos

once a new jersey
always a new jersey

THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKER, GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY - ryan after james asks him to give him more time

Ryan was only introduced in 2009.

how new are you?

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I'd beat the fuck out of Mike Matei if I met him IRL

t. bootsy

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you mean like beat off his 10 incher till he drops huge loads on your face?

Has bootsy ever been seen with a girlfriend?

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oh shit bootsy is related to Jordan Peterson? Mike is based and redpilled

Fuck you, Plan 9 is way more interesting than any modern movie.

Did RLM talk shit about James? I think I remember hearing something happened.

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I cannot hear a word James is saying

A breast what? A BREAST WHAT?

he can coast on Problem Child 2 residuals alone

He only said it in old episodes. I don't think he's said retard/retarded since 2008.

I WOULD EAT HER ASS OUT FOR LUPUS

He married a SJW cunt wife, and he's easily bossed around.

James already had a big day like working for him, Justin (((Silverman)))

careful you might get a strike by screenwave
notice how there are no reviews of the AVGN movie on YT? yea, not a coincidence.

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breatst reduction surgery. im serious. Supa wont admit shes just fat and thinks she needs to do lipo around the breasts to be more appealing. even though her massive tits are her only appealing feature

SOURCE

I WOULD LICK HER FEET FOR MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY

*Big fat kike

Plan Nine is about as entry level as it gets

everything is overpriced in Philly to keep "city people" out

title is right under the wraiths pucci u big dum dum

Where was this from?

Guys, I'm starting to really worry about Mike
youtube.com/watch?v=LiVpX6wQinE

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interstellar hitb
youtube.com/watch?v=yqLcqNXXbjA#t=31m2s

What went wrong?

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FOR THE CHANCE

gilbert stealing from the frito bandito huh?

that's like serial killer level of shame and insecurity. mikes a creep

So get a sense of humor

pic related

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You kind of get the feeling while watching RR that slobzombie and black hair guy kind of want to be the next RLM but have to deal with "yeahh mmhmm" man being in the conversation and its aggrivates them

The chad bootsy vs the scared james flincher

K I N O G R A P H Y

WELL DONE JAMES MY MAN. KEEP MIKE AWAKE FROM HIM

james is such a goddamn faggot

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yet "yeahh mmhmm" man have 10 times the charisma of the fat fucks and he's the only reason people watch their reviews.

which is a fucking retarded reason since he rarely says anything

I would fuck that pink hat qt non stop

>he's the only reason people watch their reviews.
I actually watch rental reviews somes DESPITE james being in it.

I actually hate him in this show, and I've been following him since 2006 and watched pretty much everything he produced. I even watched Overanalyzers and liked it

literally there's always this one guy that says that in avgn threads

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I want to curbstomp Mike Matei

fuck off with your manlet rage bootsy

>what went wront
>shows everything that made things wrong
what did he mean by this...

that's the thing, I actually do have one. Which is why I don't laugh just because someone is spouting a bunch of curse words with no punchline

meh. hes just being himself. i rsther he be himself then try to be a chad or something

>250+ post avgn thread
>no sign of the april facebook stalket
Did april finally remove him?
im worried

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im here. just kinda was busy earlier. take this new pic of james looking boomer as fuck.

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James's entire wardrobe is the discount rack at Kohl's from like 10 years ago

this is great! what the fuck is wrong with james. hes trying to look like a metal head but he has a goofy IT guy face. he looks like someone that listens to electronic.
Also... do you have like a archive or something these facebook posts? i lost my collection. I know if you uploaded them all it wouldnt be as special tho

fucking kek

never made an archive

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>hes trying to look like a metal head but he has a goofy IT guy face
Just like all metalfags.

jesus christ, the girl on the left is going to be 7 feet tall

you are right. i was just at a metal concert
but still.....

james is 5'11
april is shorter
would have to be a genetic miracle

Justin did a funny parody and none of those redlettermedia fanboys online got the joke. Kieran filmed most of the silvermania videos.

Can someone redpill me on what this shit means? Why is it a big deal

It means nothing and you should not worry about it

the one dude was so fat that they had to go from 4 guys to 3 in order to fit them all in. god i hate fat people

avgn is terrible now

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what about chunky asian girls. Do you hate them too?

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a little chubby isnt bad, but the second they have to rock back and forth in order to get off their seat they need to be left in the wilderness.

what does rlm have to do with film?

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Erin looks like a fucking dude

Let me tell you brother, as long as she lets you use her as a fuck toy whenever you want, the looks dont matter so much

>he removed my webm from imgur for copyright infringement

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nice advice mike

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I like how in the controller video they did a few weeks back, Mike says that the NES controller is better than the SNES controller because if you get angry and throw it on the ground the NES controller won't break where as the SNES controller will, or something to that effect

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hes said that years ago too

lmao at your cope.

In the Odyssey one when he's playing with the "Nerdy Turdy" he says "You're raping me! You're raping me! yeah! haha" when turd's little light block is going in and out of James'

have sex kieran

good advice mike

Okay Donga

You are all fucking worthless autists lmao.

>Mimimi james rolfe is a cuck praise kek!!!!

Fuck outta here and have sex

have sex kieran

...

Hey, no fighting.
get the fuck out of my thread you two

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He's mad Alpha Mike kicked his lazy ass to the curb. One Bootsy Beats a video a month. Try living up to a contract.

i heard manlet bootsy tried writing a love song to erin so he could get revenge on mike by cucking him. LOL pathetic

kek. nobody wants to fuck that old manlet with his faggy voice.

Yes he did. And no one listened to it. Like all his music. He doesnt care though. He is busy angry tweeting Donald Trump.

Probably because he's a suburban father who's clothes consist exclusivel of old T-shirts from college and whatever his wife picks ups at the thrift store.

Not as short as 5'4" manlet Bootsy kek

No. He is an extreme manlet.

>when james snaps at people telling him to do work

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i dont think you guys are aware, but mike showed this on a stream he never archived, a video of manlet bootsy the day he got fired. He acted like a complete spaz, throwing james video game collection on the floor, calling james and cuck and mike a faggot. He cried that they were heartless bastards for not giving 50% of the board james dvd sales (lol, right?) and it ended with him running out the door like a pussy when james asked mike to call the cops

good times

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Nice fan fiction, faggot

Bootsy loves Hillary Clinton. Hates Trump.
Flaming Liberal.

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Bootsy wears a shirt with an african american afro woman on it. Not because he likes black women or the person on the shirt but because black women are the only girls who would pity fuck his manlet ass so he thinks by wearing it he can score with a liberal one. Top. Kek

Picture?

Defend this

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Reminder Bootsy worked on the loco bandito and was perfectly fine with it.

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Gal gun is basically a meme game. There’s probably plenty of tards who watch avgn who literally love it some I’m not gonna give justy shit for it.

Why would he spoil the surprise like this?

True story: Manlet bootsy went up to mike in highschool (yes they attended same school) and he asked mike, in tears
>Mike, thats your 4th girlfriend this year
>how do i get girlfriend like you ;_;
Bootsy was asking mike this when mike was in a make out session with one of his bitches btw.
mike replied
>i dont know
>play a guitar or something? girls like guitar players
bootsy lit up and said in extreme joy
>thanks mike! im gonna go buy a guitar after school amd practice everyday
mike
>lol, ok faggot
bootsy awkwardly laugh and ran down the hallway like a girl. Except he was shorter than all the girls in his class

just one of mike and bootsys pre board james stories....

Prove it, Mike.