> Researchers suggest that mosquitoes may have killed nearly HALF of the 108 billion humans who have ever lived across our 200,000-year or more existence. - NYT July 27th 2019
Why are there no hollywood movies about this?
Sharks kill just 6 people a year and you get horror movies, shark week, wikipedia pages documenting every single shark attack
Mosquitos kill half of all humans and we get ... nothing. Imagine what hollywood would be like if sharks killed that many?
Makes you think about who REALLY controls hollywood, doesnt it?
Because mosquitoes never actually killed anyone. It's all micro-organisms hitching rides on mosquitoes without them ever knowing. Mosquitoes are completely innocent of everything except for annoying you and making you kind of itchy.
Cameron Thomas
too real.
Henry Watson
Just ran across a profile on Tinder that said: unlike a mosquito I don't stop sucking when you slap me. What's wrong with women.
Grayson Davis
I can hear your buzzing, quito scum
Dylan Cook
IGNORE SKEETER POSTERS IGNORE SKEETER THREADS DO NOT REPLY TO MOSQUITOS
Because it would be the stupidest, most boring movie ever made.
Christopher Miller
Brb reinstalling tinder
Carson Lopez
U gay nikka?
Bentley Butler
Exactly. Mosquitoes are actually the victims in this. Humans are the oppressors, forcing those mosquitoes out of every home we've ever had. All they've ever wanted was a bit of food I dont see what all the fuss is about. All animals need some food do they not? Plenty of predators out there. People only talk shit about us mosquitoes because we are small and unable to defend themselves
Hudson Torres
You're not getting away with it this time, bucko.
William Hill
Sounds like she’s comfortable with her sexuality and probably isn’t prone to bouts of anxiety. Wish I could say the same for me desu.
Hey guys it’s me, the mosquito from Jumanji. Remember that recurring nightmare you had as a child where I’d chase you and you’d run and run but you couldn’t get away? Good times..
We should have a film like 'Mother', which starred JLaw, except it really is a metaphor for m*squit*es
Aronofsky lacks the balls to do a film about m*squit*es though... cant blame him
Caleb Thomas
t. Aedes aegypt
Ryder Davis
you're blowing it you fucking retard, this is why I tell you to let me do the talking, I swear to mosquito god if we get swatted again you're outta the scourge
Ayden Martinez
She was tatted up. Piercing too. Pretty trashy tbqh
Cooper Young
all the best girls are on hinge these days. tinders been shit for a while and bumble got worse too. im already looking for the next 'hinge'. Though to be honest daygame and socialcircle game is way better ROI
yea, that is one of the few things that elicits an emotional response from me in horror movies. it's probably related that I also have an egg laying/tentacle/monster impreg fetish. not big on insects though, they are too realistic looking usually to be arousing.
Michael Reed
I find it morbidly fascinating and will admittedly seek out information and fiction about it but it's a total boner killer I can't imagine being turned on by it.
Aiden Evans
This is depressing. How can anyone be so desperate?
Owen Wilson
ok de Havilland literally whatever you say de Havilland
Angel Ross
wtf just wear long sleeves and cover your skin lmao
she probably has little self cofidence and large amounts of anxiety and pretends to hide it by putting on a "strong confident sassy slut" act which only compounds the problem and pushes her further and further into despair. Virgin.
Nathaniel Thompson
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Anthony Collins
Pottery.
Christopher Martinez
I have killed 108 billion mosquitos
John Perry
Anything with more than 4 legs should be genocided off tops
Lincoln Ward
You oughta read about parasitoud wasps user. Our god is a based god
David Sanchez
DEET
Brandon Phillips
*replenishes population in one african lake in one week*
Beetles and Scarabs are ok. Everything else MUST die.
Isaac Peterson
We should genocide all the mosquitos >m-m-muh ecosystem Fuck off faggot. Mosquitos provide nothing of value.
Liam White
you shouldnt do that as they are the nog slaying champions of the world
Lucas Cruz
They spread disease to the weak culling the human population of those not fit to survivem
Zachary Moore
Why are you still alive then?
Daniel Stewart
Impossible.
Ryder Moore
Because obviously im fit to survive. And in case you were worried that's not plaque, that's my sperm coating your mother's gums.
Andrew White
Nice comeback bitch
Luke Clark
no, mosquitos are SHIT because they used to just use their long proboscis to drink nectar.. but at some point in their evolutionary path some mosquitos decided to start using their proboscis to parasitize other living creatures and drink warm BLOOD instead of flower nectar. they made this choice and one day it will cost them dearly.
Samuel Ramirez
Because only female mosquitoes sting. The studios would be afraid of the sjw backlash.
Evan Lee
>having sex with HIV is not murder, bra
Hunter Sullivan
weren't the early mosquitos the size of larger eagles? we need those back
I remember this from a Slutty Samus Advice Dog many years ago
Gabriel Brooks
I wish mosquitos would up their game and start killing more third worlders.
Colton Reyes
>108 billion humans across ALL of human history >There are 7 billion humans RIGHT NOW Society was a mistake
Aiden Lewis
You nigger. I have to wear pants and long sleeve shirts when it's 90 degrees outside because of you
Brody Cooper
This is the part where you Boogie This is the part where you DANCE!
Michael Jackson
because 90% of the people they kill aren't actual people
Jose Cook
Im actually not on a dating app, never have used one, but considered hinge as it connects you with friends of friends quite well apparently.
Im a few years out of univeristy now, trying to meet 23-26 year old women
Kevin Baker
>long nosed >bug creatures It's no cohencidence
Christopher Butler
Hinge is way easier to start a conversation, although I feel like there are more fatties on it. Tinder has probably made me a misogynist. Fuck Bumble, the 24-hours-to-message system is retarded.
Jordan Long
>LMAO U GOT MALARIA DUDE - fin It would be a pretty boring movie honestly.
Jaxson Torres
W-why is that mosquito about to doot that poor man?
