What would you do if you were invited to join the justice league but then Aquaman forced you to give him a blowjob?

is this show good or the regular pozzed shit?

Affleck was drunken broken down Bruce cosplaying batman.
Superman was a total coward.
Wonder woman is a skeleton.
Aquaman is the one who is really fucked here...

I get that vibe, then I imagine Edelman immediately start screaming at Brady.
youtu.be/bOERfQq_GLA?t=158

What am I looking at?

I wouldn't even accept the invite and just spend my time playing white man cant jump and grift niggers at their own game of hoop ball

Obviously the Seven
They are the only ones with attractive females, even if Starlight is a boring idiot

they only bully you if you have meme powers like ant-man

marvel's new movie you pleb

Then I guess I'm sucking Aquamans dick because he's crazy strong

The Justice League. Superman, Aquaman and Flash are all bros. Film was shit though

you know your other option is to not suck his dick and not join the group

The Seven are the rich dudes but the Justice League is full of bros, Avengers is boring in every way

Shove my palm into his gills and tell him only if I fuck him first.

Chace Crawford is handsome so he doesn't have to force me.

I become a professional athlete instead so I'm less likely to get kidnapped and killed by The Joker

based and agreed

I want to do this.

The seven are household celebrities loved by everyone that rarely have to deal with actual crime and when they do its mostly all done for them, they're rich as fuck, famous, loved by most and have one of the biggest and most competent companies backing them.
the worst thing they have to deal with is your coworkers being assholes but thats the same as most jobs.
and if they follow the comic or whatever they have huge orgies and can get away with any weird sex crime or weird fetish they want

What power will I have? If I'm weakling probably avengers, they are weakling friendly. If I have OP unique superpowers, the seven, so corporate fucks cannot cuck me to Cleveland or something.

>the seven
>sex parties, doing all kinds of crazy shit, tons of money and bitches
>justice league
>bros, saving the world, play with batman's tech when he's not watching, get bj's on the side from the minor leaguers
>avengers
>drama, sjw bullshit, more drama, everyone gets replaced by lesbo niggers
the seven for the fun, the JL for the memories

The JL have orgies too.

Get in with time, gramps.

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not as fun tho

what gayness is that

>mfw they confirmed Herogasm was in the show

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What's wrong with Cleveland? The Browns superheroes are gonna conquer the North.

Anthony starr is genuinely more attractive than any of the avengers or justice league dudes why isnt he in more stuff

>forced

I wasnt a big fan of the comic but theres some stuff I really hope they carry over (and some stuff I hope they dont)
where was it confirmed user

He has the name of a gay pornstar

tfw the first thing I thought when I looked him up was jesse starr
he was my first fap

please respond ;_;

The future you chose.

JL so I can smell Gal.

who are you user i'll respond to (you)

whatever happened to that autistic looking fag

dont bully my bf.
he was in some interview on youtube 1 or 2 years ago. He's still kinda cute but its obvious he did a lotf of drugs. He seems like he hates the gay lifestyle/porn now and was super uncomfortable talking about any of it

thank you for responding ;_;

any time user :)

got a link and no offense he does look autistic

The 7 for the change of getting a pitty fuck out of Maeve and abuse the fuck out of Starlight

Avengers to touch ScarJos ass

JL for a chance to sniff WW ass.

can't I give him bass to mouth?

What's bass to mouth?

youtube.com/watch?v=wxLKQ6lu10c
I was kinda lying when I said he still looks cute, he needs to sleep and stop doing drugs i just had a crush on him as a kid

man he looks so different

Wtf is herogasm. I keep hearing it mentioned. I loved the show. Is it just some shameless superhero porn that you fucking nerds are thirsty over? Or is there actual narrative merit involved? Because people were pissed about the change to Butcher's motivation, but then I witnessed hovering Psycho Mantis rape baby and remebered that Yea Forums has shit taste.

he was always kinda weird looking but the drugs and bad lifestyle probably didnt help

Succ him off desu

You can't bang double digits 8-9/10 failed actresses and models in Cleveland every week. Correction. You can but you will run out of them after month or two.

he did look odd but that was kinda why he was cute af

Oh god, yeah. It will dry you out.

Its just a spinoff where all the heroes (like a few hundred) have a massive degenerate orgy on an island, including homelander having gay sex and then blowing up a plane for laughs and probably because he was on drugs or some shit.
It's not that great, its just kind of a funny concept that shows how degenerate the superheroes all are

HAHAHAHA
is this the disccount, made for tv, justice league?
this is a new low, even for DC

he looked like a frog which was cute, i had a friend/bf that looked like that but with an actual good personality but he died actually he just dumped me and doesnt talk to me anymore

complete an utter super powered debauchery

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shame he never did porn with other cute guys

those scenes with the blonde guy (that was his bf for a while) was pretty nice but i wish he did more, apparently the blonde guy made him quit porn coz he was getting jealous

also, fun and games

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youtube.com/watch?v=RdHNydmsP0E

>Did you read the graphic novel?
>...
>Yeah I read that graphic novel

lmao. Anthony Starr seems pretty cool. Bizarre seeing him without his American accent. Fuck, this guy can act.

Did anyone make a seamen joke yet?

roxy red and cody was pure kino tho shame roxy became a tranny

roxy became a tranny?

JL so I can get superspeedy speedforce BJ's from El Flasho.

i actually think he looks better with blonde hair am i crazy
yeah an ugly one too

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Thanks anons, appreciate the responses. Show Homelander seems a lot more stoic/self-controlled than his comic counterpart. I wonder, assuming it shows up in the series, if he'll actually take part. I wouldn't be surprised seeing it as a flashback in order to get Translucent's balls back on screen.

He was great on the starz show

Ewww, can I just eat his asshole instead?

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at least kyler moss will never be a tranny

>am I crazy

Nope. Agree completely. But then it's the casting director/makeup team's job to mold an actor into their absolutely hottest selves. Homelander's got the quintessential American Hero look down to a T. Outside of the show he's handsome, but otherwise unremarkable. Goes to show just how much fame and makeup can make a difference I guess. Same reason I'm always shocked when people think it's a big surprise to see movie stars getting chunky at the beach when they're not doing shoots.

>the graphic novel if you put it straight to screen would be unwatchable for anyone outside of prison
we live in prison, my friends

Enough shilling. Damn amazon interns

If you mean specifically the film/tv versions then the seven. They get paid a lot. If it's the comics then obviously Justice League. It's the most meaningful.

well considering his main role during herogasm was the "hey, sucking my dick and letting me fuck your ass is totally not gay bro" moment, he'll definitely be there

>patriots
>"hotshot wr's"

what year are you living in?

What is this autism of cute twinks becoming trannies? Are they so desperate for straight male attention they resort to that shit?

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>but then Aquaman forced you to give him a blowjob
Just to clarify, are we talking here about the khal Drogo, or the lobsterfucker?

i have no idea honestly i hate gay porn so much it's never just two cute guys doing cute stuff

formerly cute twink here pushing early 20s now
you start getting more masculine around that (this) age and its scary because you lose your youthful/feminine looks and youthful usually = feminine
estrogen usually helps you retain baby fat in your face and some of them have such a crisis over it they convince themselves they'd rather be a girl
personally I'm just taking up swimming and lifting instead

For me it's the Just Dick League.

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post pics fag

did she suck his dick or not? i cant remember

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>The drag queen men.com porn parody Wonder Woman is more womanly than Gal Gadot

the x-men

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I've heard of this recent trend of cute guys taking supplemental hormones to help "preserve" their looks/cuteness, kind of like roids but for faggots instead

a lot of men take TRT to become manlier

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Based

i ain't trusting that nig

its a website that uploads an image that autodeletes after a certain amount of time, it also shares your IP over the image in a watermark so its harder to repost

Damn nig you're cute

it's the eyes that matter but not bad

The one with the pink hair isn't a guy right haha that would be outrageous.

Shill for shit amazon shows

Nope they're all are students in a predominantly male private school and hang out together in the spa.

>Shill for shit amazon shows
>half of the thread is devoted to discussion of different homosex media and fags
Oh wait, that fits.

I love fish sticks.

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