Reminder to work out and become handsome

literally just stop masturbating

suicide by heart failure or other interal organ failure, slow, but still works. just keep at it son, or gomad and reverse completely, because if you're actually suicidal, think about it for one moment seriously, you have nothing to loose. are you actually suicidal? why not go on and kill that fat.

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>become handsome
That's not how it works

I don’t have a masturbation addiction.

well at least 80% of your whole body if your face is ugly.

His fucking smug face as if he knows what he just made her feel. No man should have this much power

>working out and eating clean just to let some bimbo take your money and treat you like shit

I have been drinking hard for 12 years and now I might have cirrhosis of the liver liver liver!

As a boomer, should I get on the test or is it too late?

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witnessed

just be yourself

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I do

I'm not even gay but that would be my reaction if he looked at me like that

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What did you witness

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Or just be like our glory boy Ford here & smoke crack & fuck whores.

This gif has inspired me to get my life in order`

Don't have the connections for either

galadrid damodred

>She can't look at him without cumming

I will never know that feel.

No they wouldn't retard.

Arbitrarily obtaining something desirable will not make you happy or fulfilled.

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It depends, its difficult to be fat and handsome because being handsome is dependent on having a defined facial bone structure (to a degree).

You can't have a fat face and a handsome one (generally, there is probably some exception somewhere).

John Goodman is a very handsome fattie.

Well don't statically, frozen stare like a lion stalking an antelope. Notice he stares, but he's smiling with a sort of questioning eyebrow cock, and then his face changes further once she's made eye contact and started smiling herself. And he breaks off the stare after she looks away.

Proof that you can be fat and handsome

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Believe it or not men dont have to be attractive the same way women do. A guy can be a 6 out 10 and still score a 9 out of 10 woman simply by "being a man" which means providing and caring for your woman, making her laugh and having confidence in what you say and do it really is that simple. ..oh and make sure not to seem desperate woman hate that

He doesn’t have a lot of face fat.

He has wee man hands.

>Notice that he is the first one to look at her and doesn’t look away when they have eye contact. This is the way to do it, don’t look away because they will sense the beta in you
100% this. Women go crazy if you give them the ol stare down

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I JUST WANT A DADDY BF WHY CANT YOU UGLY FAGGOTS LOOK LIKE THAT

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Genetics will get you game for flings. Of course, that is all that matters to most people.

this is bad, but don't pretend that a hot girl on tinder who admitted to raping a child wouldn't get thousands of matches

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I didn’t say that. I said my problems would be solved.

He was a rosy cheeked twink

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Perfect for finger banging your girl.

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>become handsome
guess i'll grow taller and my hair will naturally become thick and perfect as well

LIFT an stop here an Meet Normies
B THAT CHAD ..

why am i always opening these threads?

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You can smell the tension.

just go outside
but you’re probably larping or trans

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Anyone know who she is? I have been looking for the video of this.

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This is so fake. Putting on a little cutesy show for the normies and plebbitors.
He goes home and takes it in the ass, she goes home and scissors.
Its all just show, youd know this if youve ever actually had hot women hit on you and invite you to their quarters, like me, a real Chad.

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Freya Allan, she’s playing Ciri in the low budget Netflix Witcher series

I look better than him, like a slayer version of Ryan Gosling.
You probably dont rate (im out of your league).

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yeah 90% of the time they make you look worse

Y'all are always rambling about how he made her pussy twitch with how she moves her leg but behold, the same happened to our boy Henry, he also moved his leg on instinct.

That's hilarious

I feel the need to suffer.

Well, he is a cunnyseur

Am I doing it right?

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This only works if you're hot

>I don't rape anymore it's cool

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just be yourself

...

based and bogpilled

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im balding

Dude, thanks.

youtu.be/H3ru5T4Xgxc

True but tons of these people don't even look that good without the camera angles or without makeup. If some of these people weren't famous they might not get so much sexual attention at all. Some of them are even weird looking like Cumberbatch but still pull mad pussy because the fame normalizes their weird looks.

You can still look decent if you work out, eat right, good haircut and a bit of fashion sense.

How come I can't stop watching this? Why does it weigh me down with an overwhelming sense of sadness?

Shut up boomer

Henry Cavil is legitimately handsome

Workout and get some plastic surgeries, there you go

its the realization you'll never do that to a cute girl

Made me laugh

cute!

I know but you can't choose your genes. I also used to rate him a bit higher. He looks a bit cartoonish in some pictures like pic related. I bet he pulls 95+% of women everywhere he goes, even the married ones.

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t. Kissless virgins
Anyone who has experience with women knows this is dead on, if it doesn't work for you youre a loser simple as that

bc you're a fucking ugly, fat, unwashed mess
why would any daddy bother with you when he can actually score hot girls

it’s utterly and entirely true. cope

I'm working out and am handsome. My personality is meek so I keep getting turned down after the first few dates.
>just stop being meek
I would but I'd practically have to be someone I'm not and that takes a lot of energy and besides there'd always be cracks between the facade that tick them off.

Basically this is true.

Not all genetics though. You get the roll of the dice but once thats done you choose what to do with what you're given. you can't go from 4 to 9 but working out and getting the right hair cut and clothes can take a 5 to a 7.

>I would but I'd practically have to be someone I'm not
I know that feel user, hang in there

Thanks fren. One day we'll find comfy gfs who understand.

Wow, I didn't know women posted on Yea Forums.

it's called smiling back, stop overanalyzing you autist.

kek I know but I still do it in reflex and curse myself for it.

how do you make a woman laugh if you're not funny

Not sure if youre trying to insult me or just retared but im not a woman im just not a virgin and have actually talked to a girl before . Multiple even

>be a 24 year old virgin who never had friends and hasn't talked to a woman in a decade
>lol just be confident bro

thats just nervousness

how are you meek?

Handsome guy here. I've been in a relationship for almost a year and still use dating apps simply due to all the (You)'s I get in online dating. I know it's wrong but I'm addicted to the nudes.

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If you're not funny then their is nothing you can do. You can't learn funny. But that being said theirs what? 7 someodd billion people on earth half women im sure their are some cuties out their with the same humor as you just got to look

>even the married ones.

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Then fucking fix your situation. Go make friends, slowly start talking to women, and keep building on yourself. The world doesn't owe you pity. Fix yourself or stop whining.

>Married women don't cheat
>Especially when it's Henry Cavill

Then you're the retard because you don't need to do any of that stuff. Just be a guy who enjoys himself and women will fall over eachother to come ruin your life.

>Just be yourself, they said
>Just dress nice, get /fit/ and /fa/, they said

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100% this You don't need to pull a one 180° and become a chad over night just start slow and build

every skill has limits, that includes social skills.
>just improve bro
yeah I don't hyperventilate in a room full of people anymore and I can raise my voice in public, I'm doing great.

he’s too eager when he asks to prep the bull

A guy who enjoys himself means he has confidence which is exactly one of the things i said a guy should do in order to get a woman.

They really will ruin a good thing if you've got one going.

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That's good. Women like a psycho. A psycho is DIFFERENT and DANGEROUS and EXOTIC.

...As long as you're six foot and handsome, anyway.

I'm not saying it's easy, but it's the only option, user. It's that, or going through life knowing you missed out on literally everything while you whine on a television and film image board about how unfair everything is. Depending on your situation, start going to therapy. Get some help from a professional and chip away at the problems little by little.

I don't really impose myself to others and don't require anything from them. I have hard time being assertive when someone steps on my toes, because people do that kind of stuff often mistakenly, not out of malice.

Also I ignore comments like these Why are you asking, though?

5’10 and average

literally cherry picking examples
Stay mad virgin

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Reddit

Goodman is at the level where personality and swag carries him across the finish line
If I’m scrolling through the TV guide and I go past a movie and see John Goodman is in it, no matter how bad it might look my first thought is “huh, can’t be too bad” because Goodman automatically raises the rating of any movie up by one star

I find reddit uninteresting and despise the polite culture over there. Too much effort is taken to maintain the respectable persona that comes with the nick and rating system.

Friendly reminder that men usually get better with age. Keep fit and keep with the times and you'll probably be more attractive at 35 than at 20. Henry certainly got more attractive and he was already a 10/10 as a younger man

Take it from me, it's not enough. I'm pretty fucking aesthetic yet still too socially inept.

Been in therapy most of my life. It does nothing.

Based Bullseye

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Cavill was literally bullied by kids in school for being fat, he’s living proof that there’s an Adonis in us all

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You're given one life. You can't complain. You can't regret. Accept everything that has happened until now. As the other user said, you can change your social skills. Change happens one step at a time.

It doesn't matter if you started when you were 16, start now or when you're 30, 40 or 60. You have everything you need to improve your life, no matter how marginal the change can be.

I really didn’t ask.

Have sex.

Cope. Dilate. Have sex. Have love.

I'm going to try really hard to fight my 'tism and see if this works

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>You have everything you need to improve your life

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Fuck off, its my life I can complain and regret how much I want, I live in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Henry is a 7/10 there is much room for improvement

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left side is better

>eye contact
>way to do it

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>reminder that you can skip all that, make money, and just bang 10/10 escorts whenever you want.

I'd unironically boyfriend and fuck L.A. Beast
Is that normal?

>which means providing
Just earn her some betabucks bro, and if you plead long and hard enough maybe you can be her #73 soon as chad interest in easy sex has stopped completely.

>t. fat, lazy fuck

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448

Tfw you will never make a cute girl look away in bashfulness just by looking at her.

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I will rank the qualities women look for in a man

1. be tall
2. be socially successful (popular)
3. be financially successful or atleast have a bright future
4. be funny
5. be handsome

That’s when they LOOK for someone.

>118853953
aw fug i'm pretty sure his hands are bigger than mine ;_;

This only works if yo're a 10/10 like Henry

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So is Henry. Man up.

>status and money above looks
>implying they'd fuck weinstein over some farmboy chad
Looks>Height>>>>>>>Money=Status

Personality not ranked because personality is a function of looks.

post face, body, and penis

>2.
>3.

I literally do quite well only having 1 4 and 5. You're probably some obsessed career wagie who hopes he comes into some good looks and a decent personality one day.

you need to switch height with looks. women have a visceral reaction to tall men. It's hard wired into them.

its an order of importance as well. thats why you do "quite well" height is king.

can't say therapist without the rapist

is stonetoss an incel

The fact there's cherries to pick explains the problem dude. haha.

Height has diminishing returns past a certain point. It's more like a "you must be this tall to ride" thing than an actual modifier. If you take two 6'0 guys with receding chins, one guy gets leg surgery and becomes 6'3 and the other guy gets chin surgery, the chin guy looks better every time.

>for being fat
holy hell you are dumb as fuck
fucking off yourself

>Yea Forums motivational speakers

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>le bootstraps XDD
kys

That dude went from a 1/10 to a 2/10. lmao if you think that did anything.

> Dat leg jiggle after she looks at sensei.....

I'm a 4/10 at best, overweight, and only 5'3", yet I still bag 9/10s.
I know "just b.e. urself" is hated advice, but the truth is alot of neet virgins always put up some phony mask to hide the things they're insecure about.
Then those virgins turn the "be yourself not the fake you" into some strawman that they can attack to make themselves feel better.
The truth is being honest is powerful.

>I'm a 4/10 at best, overweight, and only 5'3", yet I still bag 9/10s.
No, you don't.

Imagine living your life looking like this. Must be nice

>“No!”

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>beady eyes

spotted the anglo shill

I got second hand embarrassment reading your post. Are you that daft?

Enjoy being fat and whining about it, I guess.

Fat was your strawman boyo. I'm just pointing out how his weightloss did nothing for him.

I'm not even fat you weird fuck

this post reeks of reddit, fuck off tourist

This. Just be yourself, bro.

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To be honest, most people don't understand what Chad means by "be yourself". Honestly, most people simply try to hard and end up sounding cringy. Being yourself just means acting naturally.

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See, that's why you're a virgin. You have fake standards ingrained in your beta head.

Chad could be a literal child molester and still drown in pussy. Be yourself only works for chad, because personality is a function of looks. The phrase gets mocked because he's projecting his success onto others.

you mean by making a lot of money

True Chads are good guys, though. Most asshole people I met were either "Chad wannabes", leftists, hipsters, geeks and weeaboos.

not what he said

you want all of these

Chads that are also child molesters are virtually non existent, though. Just look at Woody Allen and Roman Polanski.

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not what he said

Right side looks like that one chad actor who accidentally killed himself with a loaded gun. He was the true definition of Chad.

>KidsR'us
Everytime

He looks pretty fucking gay there.

I wish I was bullied and turned into a 6'1 GigaChad with amazing jawline and face.

>Just give her a firm handshake. I believe in you son!

You only get a chiseled face after years of brawling. Calcification models your face structure and solidifies your position as Chad.

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>enter this thread
>incels bitching about the most handsome man on earth
am i the only girl here?

>Just make friends and talk to women bro! Its super easy to connect with people
Wow. Just wow.

lol you just need to be be average height, funny and handsome and you'll easily get women

cope manlet

If by girl you mean tranny...

>am i the only tranny here?
Yeah, probally

You can tell he has had dick in his ass.

Alternatively you can compensate it all by being financially successful. Learn to blackmail and financially grip woman. Sure the relationship would terrible but its better than being a twitch cuck orbiter that buy things for women just to be "friends". Helps woman to learn their place too.
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hello

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>become handsome
lol

Goldfinger, do you expect me to talk?

post photo or i call fake

lol cherrypicked its a dating app most women would just find another chad without all that baggage

cope

cope

this is true but the incels are mad at you because this only applies to people of average looks and up if you're a literal 2/10 it doesn't matter how great your personality is

He was a dork in one of my favorite movies.

youtu.be/9dXxTAu2RCM

and the one who got lucky is in the right to mock and make fun of the ugly ones. Humans are not equally beautiful so get fucked and swallow it uggos.

Thanks Henry :)

not even joking , i saw in college a 6'2 nerd guy go to a girl and (pic related), i saw the girl face like internaly cringe.

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I’ve noticed most handsome men on Instagram have a majority gay/closeted followers

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damn Harry was a cunnysseur?

>I don't rape anymore its cool

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You guys are morons that don't get the fucking point. It doesn't matter if it would be a dealbreaker to most women, it's not about saying women are whores. The point is a single person found multiple girls who are willing to fuck him despite claiming he's a child rapist. It shows that as chad you can get pussy extremely easily compared to a normal guy.

>that slight head nod when he turn away from her
He got EXACTLY the reaction he wanted

first post based post

Not everyone who gets fit ends up looking super attractive. Some people are beautiful and just need to be chiseled, and some people are still ugly or normal looking after they get fit. If that were the case every fit person would look amazing, but they're not.

based whorehunter

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Worked with a guy that looked exactly like him and probably same height, dude couldn't get laid to save his life. His voice was also really high kind of like an oompa loompa. He was cunt anyway though so fuck him haha.

You know a guy looks good when he can pull off a shitty polo with sleeves that are too long.

we need sound for this webm i suspect its being taken out of context

this is the one I was hoping to see

Yeah we all saw it retard

To be that young his hairline already looked shitty

>over 21
>chad

It's not possible