Be floridafag watching the news and eating with family

>be floridafag watching the news and eating with family
>sob story comes up about 2 year old boy who got left in a hot car and died
>mom/ grandma are visibly upset, start talking about it
>i'm thinking its pretty unfortunate too
>then the anchor said:
>The boy's name was Noah SNEED
>Start fucking choking on my food
>Quite literally dying of laughter
>imagine having to explain Chucks Fuck and Suck to your upset parents

Not bullshit, heres link
local10.com/news/florida/broward/deputies-identify-boy-found-dead-in-van-outside-day-care

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SNEED IS DEAD! MASKCHADS RISE UP

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Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy white Ford van.

I HEAR YA I HEAR YA

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I bet she is right now in the kitchen,at the table, eating your food and saying CUCO

Cringe and obsessed, there's no sneedchads in your dumbass general

legit retarded

LONG LIVE THE SNEED!

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Dead meme
This

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Serves you right, faggot zoomer

Formerly living

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The news in Florida is so fucked up because of Florida's Sunshine Law, which was passed in 1991. It guarantees free public access to Florida's government documents and proceedings, minus some exemptions. Among the allowed documents are police arrest records. I remember traveling to Florida for spring break once and listening to the news and thinking what the fuck?

>This kills the Sneed

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What is it with Florida being a real life Chuck's? Are there any actual Moes in the state?

Go sit in a hot car, like your fellow Sneedbros.

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Wait so you're saying all the states are this fucked up or worse, its just we don't hear about it?

I have shown the joke to all my friends, to see if they can get it on their own. The weird thing is, all their girlfriend’s got the joke pretty quickly, but I had to explain it to all of the guys.

Mask memes don't even make sense, they arent even memes, its literally screenshots from the movie.

I just was and it didn't kill me because I'm not a pussy

They don't nake sense because the movie doesn't make sense, let them have their fun.

>They're all screenshots
>Mask created smug pepe
Who knew it was really that based?

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Yes. Truth is stranger than fiction

"My bad, nigga"

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Imagine thinking that this was worth posting

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don't you just love halloween?

Don't you just luuuv Halloween?

That's what we were all saying about sneedposting but you fags wouldn't stop forcing it. Times like these really makes me miss baneposting.

Have boogie

Dead child

Ahem
Have booty, sneeds.

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Lost

>i'm thinking its pretty unfortunate too

Why is this supposed to be unfortunate? This shit happens every summer. Retard parents leave babies/pets in hot cars so they can fuck off elsewhere for hours.

>be floridafag as well
>was in 8th grade when 9/11
>in one of my classes we were talking about the people suiciding out of the windows
>really ghetto black kid in my class said "man if that was me I'd be doing flips and shit.
>I almost lol'd in front of the whole class since I was thinking the exact same thing

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Remember when dumbasses said I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS would dethrone Sneed? Some people never learn.

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Nice story bro. Dont listen to the haters.

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I love you nigger

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