>be floridafag watching the news and eating with family >sob story comes up about 2 year old boy who got left in a hot car and died >mom/ grandma are visibly upset, start talking about it >i'm thinking its pretty unfortunate too >then the anchor said: >The boy's name was Noah SNEED >Start fucking choking on my food >Quite literally dying of laughter >imagine having to explain Chucks Fuck and Suck to your upset parents
The news in Florida is so fucked up because of Florida's Sunshine Law, which was passed in 1991. It guarantees free public access to Florida's government documents and proceedings, minus some exemptions. Among the allowed documents are police arrest records. I remember traveling to Florida for spring break once and listening to the news and thinking what the fuck?
Wait so you're saying all the states are this fucked up or worse, its just we don't hear about it?
Robert Edwards
I have shown the joke to all my friends, to see if they can get it on their own. The weird thing is, all their girlfriend’s got the joke pretty quickly, but I had to explain it to all of the guys.
Aiden Sullivan
Mask memes don't even make sense, they arent even memes, its literally screenshots from the movie.
Wyatt Wright
I just was and it didn't kill me because I'm not a pussy
They don't nake sense because the movie doesn't make sense, let them have their fun.
Leo Miller
>They're all screenshots >Mask created smug pepe Who knew it was really that based?
Why is this supposed to be unfortunate? This shit happens every summer. Retard parents leave babies/pets in hot cars so they can fuck off elsewhere for hours.
Noah Wood
>be floridafag as well >was in 8th grade when 9/11 >in one of my classes we were talking about the people suiciding out of the windows >really ghetto black kid in my class said "man if that was me I'd be doing flips and shit. >I almost lol'd in front of the whole class since I was thinking the exact same thing