Rate the list of films i made for my gf

oof

Enjoy your list

This. Nothing gets girls soaking wet like a list.

the spirit of the bltaiue?

I made a film with your gf

>the color of pomegrenates

>No Transformers
Nice gay list fag

i use to do that to avoid confusions between movies with the same/similar name. should i use the IMDb ID instead?

People care about that, though

OP is this cos she an ex whore druggie an you saving her ,
she wont like your lil cock , shes had proper men

Listen If you had ANY self respect send her home to her senpai ok

stop being a dickhead ok

Your taste is fine because of Spirit of the Beehive but why did you make a list of movies for your gf?

Without backstory this looks like you're instructing her to watch MUH KINO in which case her vagina will close like a vice and she'll post this on reddit for everyone to laugh at your wannabe controlling ass.

Fellini is grossly overrated.

La Dolce Vita is one of the best films ever.

Did you form that opinion yourself? Explain why.

>your gf showing this to her friends

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this. i always say it. also hitchcock

can i fuck your gf?

this
was muh

stop the arties

watch this Loveless Russian film .. God so hit me .
Classic but quiet ..

>Das leben der anderen
based as fuck user, pretty strong list overall.

Wish I could shove you cucks into lockers.

>two Paul Thomas Anderson """"""""films""""""""""

into the trash it goes.

I think she might like "Some like it hot".

Yes. It's funny yet heart breaking at the same time. The suicide scene hits really hard. I like how the film gradually changes tone and the main character goes deeper and deeper into debauchery. The film consists of many entertaining episodes which line the journey of the main character. It's really riveting and Marcello is fantastic so i did care about that character, it's sad to see him go so low. It's sad yet inevitable. Also the portrayal of the society is very interesting. The ending is absolutely fantastic. The way he looks at the girl. Just great.

Try an See Loveless won last years all awards , I didnt want to say .. Its tragic an if lived thru it .. But It needed telling to the last Frame .. an That ..

There was a reddit post by a woman talking about how her boyfriend was writing his master's thesis on the poet John Keats, and how he kept sending her poems by him via text. Every single woman in the comment's section was making fun of him for it. OP is 100% going to get laughed at

I've seen Loveless when it first came out. It's really decent, no doubt about that.

I have seen it, it's really good.

>sayat nova in the same list with fucking adam Sandler

Lole

DONT POST PLEBBIT HERE OK
Cos I will send n...... to rape you
Mods
watch this scumbag , ok .. 6

Gay and pretentious/10

This

2/19

Yikes.

>gummo

Only a few of those are the best work from their respective filmmaker.

>no japanese kino
big yikes from me chief

That was my irl . went in army .
But that the Rescue squads who help , Christ there must be soooo many child serial killers in Russia untrue
That was the last one who caught 200 odd he chilteria killed ..
It hit spike with me , but that The Mum an dad an that ending .. so upsetting ..

this modern life .. Sorry ..Just shit modern life

3. 3 colors of pen. This guy clearly means boyfriend.

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wtf Boogie Nights? You like The Master don't you? Admit it.
You also jerk off to your list. Jerk off to this (you) since your """gf""" is vaporware.

Yes it was quite upsetting. The scene with kid crying in the bathroom as the door closed was great.

If she hasn't seen at least a few of these then she has no interest.

really tryhard. You will cringe looking back on this in future relationships. This doesn’t impress women, it makes them uncomfortable

1. not seen
2. 7/10
3. not seen
4. 6/10
5. 7/10
6. 9/10
7. not seen
8. 8/10
9. 7/10
10. 5/10
11. 7/10
12. not seen
13. not seen
14. 7/10
15. 10/10
16. 10/10
17. 8/10
18. not seen
19. 7/10

She's gonna break up with you. Also, you have shit taste desu.

satyricon is god tier

starting a list with 8 1/2. its PRENTENTIOUS FAGGOT the movie. put more fun carefree movies like boogie nights on there so you dont seem so autistic

How have you not seen fucking 8 1/2 or Gummo

How can you not write a single page without fucking up? Twice. It is hard for you, the writing?
Git gud faggot.

not seen many neorealist films desu, watching fellini chronologically and haven't got to 81/2 yet
haven't seen any harmony korine
spend too much time watching obscurer films desu i kind of miss out a lot of popular acclaimed stuff

Fair enough, in such case it's sorta reasonable. For a minute thought that you're yet another zoomer, fucking zoomers are in every thread nowadays.

>no Hitler: ein film aus deutschland
it's okay, needs more lopushansky and anime

Women are so based sometimes. It makes incels seethe but it makes me rock hard thinking of a group of stacies laughing at a clueless dork trying to be deep and enlightened

Good list but women won't understand any of them. Why would you want your gf to watch this?

BORING

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They fact you don't have Point Break (1991) or The Thing (1982) on there really ruins this list...

>no 'Balls of Fury'
bruh your gf is going to leave you if you show her this list

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do you just like shit you're told to like? I have never understood why anyone glorifies even half of those movies? Chinatown? why???

Which ones don't you like

t. Boomer

chinatown is actually great though. its fairly redpilled even

seems like 50% of what I would recommend

I would take out color of Pomegranates since you may come off as a snob

8 1/2?
Really?
Fuck you.

It's a good film also fuck your digits and fuck you.

And fags like these get to have a gf....

OP here again for the first time since posting, so many triggered incels in this thread. Keep it up boys

yup I like the master, but its not great, like 6/10.
I wouldnt like it without Hoffman / Phoenix

I really didn't care about his character because I didn't feel like he yearned for anything greater and everyone around him was just so shallow. Also I just despised the last episode in the beach house where he's just an asshole to people. Wasn't terrible but I think that and Breathless lack a lot of substance in similar ways

That clueless dork was still fucking her.

He wasn't and never will

Shit list, essential midwit tier
only a couple good fliccs in the entire list, no kino
my credentials: letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/

in conclusion
have sex

This

this based smooth

You seem like a fucking drag.

tryhard reddit faggot

>all caps
Hopefully she'll cheat on you with your best friend.

>not fucking your own girlfriend
I mean it is reddit but still.

>picking films she has most likely seen already
>unironically reccing Godard of all people
>not just showing her a 3x3
>Strangelove
It’s like you’re purposefully sabotaging your chances with her, get a grip user

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